ark music factory

check out http://arkmusicfactory.com/. They are determined to have the next big young star. Tons, literally tons, of crappy teen pop videos. Hilarious.

I bet none of them are as jammin' as this:

after school we watch disney channel

  On 3/15/2011 at 6:00 AM, essines said:

after school we watch disney channel

don't forget about the dogs in shelters

  On 3/15/2011 at 5:31 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

I bet none of them are as jammin' as this:

 

my puppy and i.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0&feature=related

This was the first one I heard "FRYYYYDAY FRYYYDAY FRYYYYDAY" (some frequencies that rival ventolin in there)

These guys run it, and this pic sums up everything about the company.

  On 3/15/2011 at 6:48 AM, joshuatxuk said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0&feature=related

 

This was the first one I heard "FRYYYYDAY FRYYYDAY FRYYYYDAY" (some frequencies that rival ventolin in there)

 

These guys run it, and this pic sums up everything about the company.

WE

WE

WE

WE

WE

WE

WE

WE

WE SO EXCITED

i hope vamos is taking notes.

But somehow I can't stop listening to it!!

Here's another gem, dunno if it's related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDGhp-p1Kic

Here's an article that discusses those responsible for Friday, and it being Friday. Fun fun fun fun fun fun.

  On 3/15/2011 at 10:14 PM, abracadabra said:

  On 3/15/2011 at 5:31 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

I bet none of them are as jammin' as this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ10Dm5rXEs

  On 3/15/2011 at 5:16 PM, encey said:

But somehow I can't stop listening to it!!Here's another gem, dunno if it's related:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDGhp-p1Kic

Related but not Ark Music Factory produced. Not that it matters, the "quality" is exactly the same, which is hilarious because these were likely made on a bedroom laptop while Ark Music has a professional studio setup...or maybe they are so brilliant that they mixed it all on Garageband and had their clients pay for studio fees.

  On 3/15/2011 at 7:09 AM, hahathhat said:

i hope vamos is taking notes.

After watching that documentary "Off the Charts" about the song poem industry I wondered, "Is it wrong, is it really wrong to exploit lunatics?" They're happy with the results. The people on Stairway to Stardom look glad to be there. I'd like to bash out budget videos rather than produce songs. Works for those Uncharted Zone guys. I didn't know about it, but my mum checked out this open mic night in the arts centre here. Went on for hours, 95% maniacs. I'd be a fool to miss and not canvass the next one.

  On 3/15/2011 at 10:40 PM, baph said:

lol

Like Friday, Friday, Friday, OOHHH!!!

  On 3/15/2011 at 10:48 PM, joshuatxuk said:

  On 3/15/2011 at 5:16 PM, encey said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDGhp-p1Kic

Related but not Ark Music Factory produced. Not that it matters, the "quality" is exactly the same, which is hilarious because these were likely made on a bedroom laptop while Ark Music has a professional studio setup...or maybe they are so brilliant that they mixed it all on Garageband and had their clients pay for studio fees.

The Vee song reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cTs6dNqqVo

edit: mixed with Ace of Base and cocaine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQdHQp8Jbu4&feature=player_embedded

this could hopefully end pop music as we know it from the 00's. sweet. new era

just biked in to say... nevermind rebecca, those kaya and alana chicks are PROPEEER candidates for face-fucking.

yum.

  On 3/15/2011 at 5:13 AM, LOL Alzado said:

check out http://arkmusicfactory.com/. They are determined to have the next big young star. Tons, literally tons, of crappy teen pop videos. Hilarious.

Yay! I rarely get to call someone out on their horribly inaccurate usage of the word 'literally'. Thank you! It means a ton, literally!

  On 3/25/2011 at 8:16 AM, wake said:

  On 3/15/2011 at 5:13 AM, LOL Alzado said:

check out http://arkmusicfactory.com/. They are determined to have the next big young star. Tons, literally tons, of crappy teen pop videos. Hilarious.

Yay! I rarely get to call someone out on their horribly inaccurate usage of the word 'literally'. Thank you! It means a ton, literally!

"I literally shat my pants"

  On 3/25/2011 at 8:23 AM, verticalhold said:

  On 3/25/2011 at 8:16 AM, wake said:

  On 3/15/2011 at 5:13 AM, LOL Alzado said:

check out http://arkmusicfactory.com/. They are determined to have the next big young star. Tons, literally tons, of crappy teen pop videos. Hilarious.

Yay! I rarely get to call someone out on their horribly inaccurate usage of the word 'literally'. Thank you! It means a ton, literally!

 

"I literally shat my pants"

I loves me some David Cross.

  On 3/17/2011 at 3:19 PM, Worlds Most Johnsson said:

this could hopefully end pop music as we know it from the 00's. sweet. new era

GODFUCK I HOPE SO!

Or I will have to do it....

Ark Music Ffucktory, you will die in the flames of our righteous indignation!