ark music factory

that 'bad lip reading' video just made all this Rebecca Black crap actually worthwhile.

  On 3/25/2011 at 4:18 PM, kaini said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U

That was pretty clever.

Those two guys are the biggest out there.

BUT THEY ARE BOTH GENIUSES!!!! NO pedophile out there can make a profit out of their "love for kids".

Parents pay 2,000 for these two guys to wank to their children singing about provocative things and dress like whores.

That Rebeca Schwartz is 13 but looks like a 24-year-old ecstasy-taker.

Hopefully in 5 years she will lose some weight maybe then i will find her profile on facebook and ask her out (because you know she is kinda cute) holy shit man FUCK YOU ARK MUSIC FACTORY SEE WHAT YOU DID , YOU AND DISNEY CHANNEL ARE TURNING NORMAL ADULT MEN INTO PEDOPHILES FUCK YOU.

(i like old women by the way)

(it would be a funny thing if the brown bear's head was computer'd onto the perverted mens's bodies in the picture, yeah? someone can do this funny thing?)

It's pretty sad that there are so many talented musicians in these forums and guys like ark music factory can just have rich parents throw money at this company to auto tune them into a shitty song and make a shitty music video out of it and they get famous

they are good,

i wish everyone would just let this shit die.

or destroy it by force

I think it's great; I can't wait to hear her next song!

yay!

  On 3/28/2011 at 4:35 PM, rstark said:

It's pretty sad that there are so many talented musicians in these forums and guys like ark music factory can just have rich parents throw money at this company to auto tune them into a shitty song and make a shitty music video out of it and they get famous

Pretty sure the IDMs are very un-Christian.

I hear if you listen carefully to IDM (Immoral Demon Music) you can make out Satanic morse codes in the snare rushes.

  On 3/30/2011 at 8:53 AM, Gbiscuit said:

  On 3/28/2011 at 4:35 PM, rstark said:

It's pretty sad that there are so many talented musicians in these forums and guys like ark music factory can just have rich parents throw money at this company to auto tune them into a shitty song and make a shitty music video out of it and they get famous

 

Pretty sure the IDMs are very un-Christian.

Back in the day my step mom used to always say my music was devil music D:

Wanna be an ordinary pop star.

Thanks for the link. I think it's a great deal -- if people want to pay for his service, more power to all. I wonder if the "Friday" brouhaha will hurt what (tiny) credibility Ark had in the first place as a legitimate talent-grooming service.

  On 3/31/2011 at 6:46 PM, xxx said:

The seemingly random rapper and famous Encey avatar, Patrice Wilson, is actually the head of Ark Music Factory and he is coming out apologetic regarding the shitstorm created for these kids.

 

He's from Africa and I can confirm from growing up in Bible Belt capital of the world (Springfield, MO.) that many Africans that come here have something to do with Christianity--which I don't mean to speak of pejoratively, it's just the way it is. He charges kids 2-4K to get a song, production and a video, which is actually not bad. Even though the whole thing should be killed with fire, it's not too shabby for the price.

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"Born in Africa to a chemical-engineer father and minister mother, Wilson grew up singing in his mom’s church. After attending medical school in Europe and even training in track-and-field events for the 2000 Olympics, he decided to pursue music instead. He toured as a backup singer with Eastern European pop singer Ibrahim Maiga and studied “the business side of entertainment” at Whitman College in Washington state (which actually doesn’t have a business department listed on its website) [lulz], before, of course, moving to Hollywood."

Huh, turned out to be quite an interesting dude. I wonder if he prefers Dos Equis.

Fucken pederasts.