Soloman Tump Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 The best ones dont need to be described, but heres a couple to start us off Laying a cable Riding the porcelain horse Dropping the kids off at the pool (having a sh*t) Spanking the monkey (....) Waving a flag in the albert hall (having relations with a well "bedded in" female) And, most of the best ones do seem to be bodily function / sexually orientated Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Soloman Tump's signature Hide all signatures https://intrusivesignals.blogspot.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Crimping off a length. Smashing the granny. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 On 3/31/2011 at 1:57 PM, feltcher said: (having relations with a well "bedded in" female) throwing a sausage up a close. (close = old Scots for 'lane') Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548017 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Reading the rules Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548019 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I've always like 'refreshed' for drunk... eg, "I was in a state of extreme refreshment". 'Tired and emotional' is another good one. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Hoarding the balaclavas Chasing the midnight paint Popping off a toblerone mystery Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 sniffing the golden apendage Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 tickling hercules Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 (edited) pruning the hibiscus Edited March 31, 2011 by triachus Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 putting a donk on it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I'd rather be tried by twelve than carried by six Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548235 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 minding the gap Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Collapsing the deckchair Aggravating the Shatner Fostering the chocolate orphan Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 (edited) Producing the latest Ke$ha hit Downing the Red Baron Spaghettifying at the event horizon Crossing the TSA security check Edited March 31, 2011 by baph Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 caressing the blood sausage Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548320 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Malting the fish and chips Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548324 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 talking to god on the big white telephone Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548327 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 pinching a loaf Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548374 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 helping Lion eat a burrito Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 choking the chicken Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 flicking the seagull. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 stocking the cabinet Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 when i'm trashed, i enter a state of high entropy. then entropy breaks a lamp. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548430 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 special lie down Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Dropping the kids off at the pool Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/64981-favourite-euphemism/#findComment-1548446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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