Favourite Euphemism

The best ones dont need to be described, but heres a couple to start us off

Laying a cable

Riding the porcelain horse

Dropping the kids off at the pool

(having a sh*t)

Spanking the monkey

(....)

Waving a flag in the albert hall

(having relations with a well "bedded in" female)

And, most of the best ones do seem to be bodily function / sexually orientated

Crimping off a length.

Smashing the granny.

  On 3/31/2011 at 1:57 PM, feltcher said:

(having relations with a well "bedded in" female)

throwing a sausage up a close.

(close = old Scots for 'lane')

Reading the rules

I've always like 'refreshed' for drunk... eg, "I was in a state of extreme refreshment".

'Tired and emotional' is another good one.

Hoarding the balaclavas

Chasing the midnight paint

Popping off a toblerone mystery

sniffing the golden apendage

tickling hercules

pruning the hibiscus

putting a donk on it

I'd rather be tried by twelve than carried by six

minding the gap

Collapsing the deckchair

Aggravating the Shatner

Fostering the chocolate orphan

Producing the latest Ke$ha hit

Downing the Red Baron

Spaghettifying at the event horizon

Crossing the TSA security check

caressing the blood sausage

Malting the fish and chips

talking to god on the big white telephone

pinching a loaf

helping Lion eat a burrito

choking the chicken

flicking the seagull.

stocking the cabinet

when i'm trashed, i enter a state of high entropy. then entropy breaks a lamp.

special lie down

Dropping the kids off at the pool