Favourite Euphemism

Trimming aubrey's beardsley

Reprimanding the bishop

Returning an overdue library book

Badgering the witness

Bun in the oven

Lacerating thy scrotum.

i don't give a flying fig!

racing up bald mountain

feeding the chunky poodle

inserting your chocolate stink-penis into the wet porcelain vagina and playing with a small knob with the intention of causing said porcelain vagina to momentarily shudder and secrete additional fluids and ultimately accommodate the full length of said chocolate stink-penis

hairy cheque book

velcro triangle

ham-on-ham

happy lamp

hand-to-gland combat

  On 3/31/2011 at 6:49 PM, troon said:

I'd rather be tried by twelve than carried by six

but that's not a euphemism

Bacon diamond.

Bearded axewound.

Pitching a tent.

  On 4/1/2011 at 2:54 AM, kaini said:

hand-to-gland combat

lol

screwed the pooch

giving birth to a food baby

seeing a man about a horse

Rolling the Eskimo

Teasing Yul Brynner

Tobboganing down caramel mountain

"not bad"/"quite good"

jotting it down

up the arse

  On 4/1/2011 at 10:57 AM, Stoppit said:

Rolling the Eskimo

 

It wasn't so much an Eskimo Roll as a case of Rolling Right Inuit

touching cloth

backs to the wall

Strolling up the Bournville Boulevard.

(Hand-to-gland combat is the funniest thing Ive heard in ages.Nice one kaini )

totally forgot i started this thread. Some great ones on here nice one watmm.

I would like to add poaching the eggs

riding the cotton cowboy

roughing up the suspect

On the blob

Conjugating the verb.

The verb is her vagina with my penis.