What did you eat today?

Can't remember.

How does one keep track of everything he eats?

  On 4/1/2011 at 8:00 PM, plstik said:

  On 4/1/2011 at 7:31 PM, placidburp said:

lol prawn cocktail walkers CRISPS are ace!

Awww the British crisp culture how I miss it so...

3 tecates and a sausage biscuit from whataburger

  On 4/1/2011 at 10:55 AM, Xyrofen said:

pizza, pudding, and gummi worms.

 

  On 4/1/2011 at 10:28 AM, hahathhat said:

today,

i ate a stairmaster,

and spent three hours on a burrito;

it was a clean break

 

Next time we eat a library.

how about eating out a library instead???

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Walt and I had just come back from our weekly new comics run, and were quietly sitting in the Rec library, bagging and boarding our books. The kids hadn’t gotten out of school yet, so it was deaf-child silent in the building, save the metal rantings of King Diamond emanating on low volume from a nearby boom-box. Then, suddenly, the stillness was shattered, as a sent-home-from-school-early Mewes kicked the Rec door open, marched into the building Groucho Marx style, and proceeded to fellate everything somewhat phallic in the room.

 

Walt and I watched with wonder as Mewes grabbed a pool cue and pretended to suck it off. Losing interest, he ran up to the phone on the front desk, grabbed the receiver from the cradle, and pretended to suck that off. He grabbed the flag pole and did the same. He grabbed a whiffle ball bat and did the same. This went on for twenty minutes, with seemingly no regard for our presence whatsoever. He never looked at us as if to say “Are you seeing this shit?” He never looked at us at all. He didn’t seem to care that we were even there. This wasn’t a show for our benefit. It was as if he’d been walking around Highlands moments earlier, took a gander at his watch, and was like “Wow – it’s two o’clock. I’d better get down to the Rec and suck everything off.” The kid had an agenda, and he was actively fulfilling it.

 

It was when he finally reached the Rec’s only video game – a standard “Asteroids” kiosk that time had forgotten – that he finally paused. Studying it momentarily and finding nothing dick-like to pretend to suck off, he seemed stymied. There was no joystick to give him purchase; just a roller ball and a fire button. Walt and I watched with great curiosity, waiting to see how he’d overcome this unforeseen obstacle.

 

After what felt like five minutes, Mewes shrugged, bent down to the game controls, and started working the roller ball like it was a clit - his tongue darting in and out of his mouth, lapping at the orb as he spun it with his finger.

breakfast: chinese bun

lunch: crepe with nutella, banana, strawberries

snack: baby carrots

snack #2: another chinese bun

supper: steak, chips and brocoli (to be eaten)

.

nothing

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3 EGGS

hardboiled

a package of ramen

wheat cutlets

a few veggies

vodka, coffee, cigarettes and cola. also an assload of water.

a ridiculous amount of spaghetti bolognese

a bottle of buckfast

seven beers, soon to be eight

more vodka.

breakfast: 2 eggs scrambled, 1 piece of multi-grain bread from the local bakery, mixed spinach and cabbage

Post-workout: Protein bar

Lunch: grilled chicken and mushrooms over a bed of cabbage/spinach

Snack: bunch of carrot sticks and 3 mandarin oranges

Dinner: Sausage roll, ham sandwich, dessert square

loads of coffee and water.

Alright. To finish off the night, I concluded with 2.25 cups of Penne Pasta with some peppers and stuff in it (Frozen, had to fry it, I can't cook for shit), and a slice of Hershey Silk Pie (The kind from Burger King, but I bought a whole pie at wal-mart. Also, several bites of my brother's Ben and Jerry's Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream. It tasted like Red Velvet Cake, except it was ice cream. Fuck.

imma have more spaghetti bolognese

then imma go to bed and watch some ST:DS9

brekkers: nothing again. i should start eating breakfast.

lunch: vegan chili

dinner: french bread and prosciutto, jalapeno kettle chips, like 8 beers.

i like this thread because i'm trying to eat right. well, not "right," more like "less."

So far

shit loads of coffee.

a protein shake.

sausage, rasher & egg

Some of you eat some nasty shit.

BBQ-Chicken

grilled Peppers

7up

Breakfast: Toast

Work: whatchamacallit, those peanut butter bar things that are pre-packaged. Mrs. Freshly's is the brand. A lot of Water.

Lunch: Some oatmeal weird stuff my Mom through together for my brother who is stuck on a gluten free diet. Didn't want to make lunch so I made a bowl. Also a handful of popcorn.

Supper: Probably going to eat like crazy. Going to the Aldi Supermarket tonight.

Brekky - Ham Butty

Lunch - Cider and a packet of roast chicken walkers

Now - Lashing and lashing of wine, oh my!

half a pizza, half a bottle of elijah craig bourbon

oh, and two slices of toast

  On 4/2/2011 at 7:55 PM, Murveman said:

Breakfast: Toast

Work: whatchamacallit, those peanut butter bar things that are pre-packaged. Mrs. Freshly's is the brand. A lot of Water.

Lunch: Some oatmeal weird stuff my Mom through together for my brother who is stuck on a gluten free diet. Didn't want to make lunch so I made a bowl. Also a handful of popcorn.

Supper: Probably going to eat like crazy. Going to the Aldi Supermarket tonight.

got up too late for breakfast

lunch:

baked pita w red pepper/almond spread

goat cheese fritters

eggplant salad

pomegranate mimosa

cupcake w sherry buttercream walnut icing

dinner:

chips/guac

vegetable soup

grilled shiitake

spicy asparagus

snacks:

lychee/rose medeleine

chocolate covered orange peel

portabello jerky

a bite of chocolate cookie

all the dessert/snack items came from an outdoor market today. if i lived anywhere else i would spend 1/3 as much on food and hate my life.

last night: (homemade, not by me)

mushrooms w/sage

polenta & tomato sauce

swiss chard w/fried garlic

so

good

COFFEE !!

BACON !!!

EGG !

V8 JUICE !

DRUGS !!!!1

BANANA !!1

TWO SLICES OF SMOKED GOUDA !!1

TWO SLICES OF PIZZA @@!

lol, sorry that I'm not a bro, bro