Say Something the Avatar Above You Would Say

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God, he's never going to come on to me~~~~Now receiving messages from planet Zuutron 5..bzz..weehp

You want me to eat spaghetti hoops off of your nipples?

your breath smells of apples

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Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha? Wha?

McFly?

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Beetlejuice!

Orbit me, bitches!!!

*click click snap bzzzzz*

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autechre - m62

i wish these were 2 penises

wish i had a bigger penis

A bigger penis means nothing... and everything.

you want to touch the sweat from a dead man's balls?

mechanical sounds descending in pitch: Kha-kho-chee-shoooo-kchckah!!

Before I check out of whatever hotel room I'm staying at, I take the phone and rub it all over my balls. I check out and leave, and then the next day, I call that phone, and I just laugh when the person picks up.

just 15mm to the left and i get that motherfucking stuffed bear! this time i know it's for real!

why can't they tell i'm gay

can they tell im wearing a zipper hoody from there?

if they like my hair, they should see my pubes

what the fuck am i ?

blessed art thou for i am the lord

Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are really large, and they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them, and our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts. And the buzzards they soar overhead, and poisonous snakes will devour us whole, and our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to shit and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!