joke thread

what do myspace and dj nate have in common ??

:sup:

Is this a joke thread or a juke thread?

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed together. The chicken pulls out a pack of cigarettes, removes one and lights it. He says:

A man walks into a bar. He claims that he finds spontaneous humor much funnier than written jokes. I thoroughly agree with him.

okay now I actually lol'd.

mitch hedberg is was awesome

rip micth. One of the few American comics I like.

'"This bed blows up in three minutes" - a mattress is already ready'

Classic stuff here

JOKES FROM GERMANY

  On 4/24/2011 at 2:58 AM, xxx said:

I always loved Mitch Hedberg--the great thing about his standup is that every second is a joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-zFQ9fOTSU

Ha! I laughed at almost every bit other than the last minute or so. Either the ending wasn't as funny or my humor ran out. An hour and a half of that would make me dizzy, but it's great. Sorry to hear he's no longer with us... I swear stand-up comics have a higher mortality rate than people in almost any other profession.

There's a psychologist waiting in his office for a patient who is 20min late. 5min later the patient walks in naked wrapped in saran wrap. Then the psychologist says "Bob, I thought you were crazy. But know I clearly see you're nuts."

Hahah

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope Jean Paul II?

Pope Jean Paul II died a virgin.

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A man walks into a pub.

He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

A little Jewish kid walks up to his Dad and says, "Dad, can I have $30?"

His Dad says "20 bucks?? What do you want 10 bucks for?"

some seriously dire jokes going on in her

whats the difference between a joke and a penis

what do 7 out of 8 people like?

lol

  On 4/24/2011 at 4:44 PM, verticalhold said:

what do 7 out of 8 people like?

 

 

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gang rape

 

Nine out of ten gang rape participants say they enjoyed it.

  On 4/25/2011 at 2:12 AM, Obel said:

  On 4/24/2011 at 4:44 PM, verticalhold said:

what do 7 out of 8 people like?

 

 

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gang rape

 

Nine out of ten gang rape participants say they enjoyed it.

actually its 8 out of ten, no-one likes to go last

Before you slate me for this. I warn you that you may find it of bad taste.

But it's just a joke so, whatever.

  On 4/26/2011 at 9:53 PM, spratters said:

Before you slate me for this. I warn you that you may find it of bad taste.

 

But it's just a joke so, whatever.

 

 

 

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What's pink and smells of Holly?

 

 

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Ian Huntleys knob

 

 

lol

yeh not that funny