joke thread

  On 2/27/2014 at 1:50 AM, Pennywise said:

yeh not that funny

  On 2/27/2014 at 1:59 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 2/27/2014 at 1:50 AM, Pennywise said:

yeh not that funny

 

 

heh

It took almost three years for someone to laugh at that joke.

Oh god, now i've got to look up to see who this

is. And the sad thing is i probably did the same thing back 3 years ago when when the joke was posted, but the name now eludes me.

edit, oh bloody hell really. I spose i can't use the too soon attack in this case, so carry on then.

Well at least Obel gets it. An excellent Christmas dinner table joke.

I should make crackers!!!!

Lol.

Guy walks into a bar, "ouch!" he says, turns out he fractured his orbital socket.

Q: What did Richard D James do at the gym to get his massive muscles?

Yah, all right- I'm out.

My dad is an overweight man. He works at a circus as a human cannon ball, but understandably doesn't like the conditions of the job. He tried to quit but his boss refused saying "You can't leave, where will we find another man of your caliber?"

heh.

What's the difference between a wank and an egg?

You can beat an egg.

I'm sure that's true to many members of WATMM.

What do you say after someone tells you a hysterectomy joke?