have you read the bible?

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:35 AM, tht tne said:

you're the one foisting that on me, i merely stated that in my opinion they're not sacred... who are you to decide that, either?

nobody; i'm just pointing out that a significant minority (of mainly neckbeardy basement dwellers) do.

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:45 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:35 AM, tht tne said:

you're the one foisting that on me, i merely stated that in my opinion they're not sacred... who are you to decide that, either?

 

nobody; i'm just pointing out that a significant minority (of mainly neckbeardy basement dwellers) do.

fair play, "pimp"

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:41 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:40 AM, Rhombix said:

I like to read bits and pieces of the bible from time to time. I'd never read it in one go, but I find it interesting in an atheist sort of way. Check out these gems:

 

John 15:13-14

Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends. 14 You are my friends if you do what I command.

 

1 Timothy 2:12

I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

 

Revelation 6:13

And the stars in the sky fell to earth, as figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind.

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

atheists like their little jokes... you can mock anything in the world if you take it out of context... also if you believe someone is god their words have more import

if you're going to make a somewhat decent topic like this you shouldn't self-sabotage it after.

most people don't understand the bible, especially the church people

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  On 4/29/2011 at 4:44 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:44 AM, thehauntingsoul said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:41 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:40 AM, Rhombix said:

I like to read bits and pieces of the bible from time to time. I'd never read it in one go, but I find it interesting in an atheist sort of way. Check out these gems:

 

John 15:13-14

Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends. 14 You are my friends if you do what I command.

 

1 Timothy 2:12

I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

 

Revelation 6:13

And the stars in the sky fell to earth, as figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind.

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

atheists like their little jokes... you can mock anything in the world if you take it out of context... also if you believe someone is god their words have more import

 

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Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

Please tell me what context I SHOULD be reading this in, because whatever way I read it it sounds like it's about a girl lusting over huge cocks and copious amounts of semen.

 

which is perfectly natural for a woman

also if you read ezekiel you'll find that he (or god, one of them) is referring to either judah or israel and that if you study their histories they were prostitutes

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:45 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:45 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:35 AM, tht tne said:

you're the one foisting that on me, i merely stated that in my opinion they're not sacred... who are you to decide that, either?

 

nobody; i'm just pointing out that a significant minority (of mainly neckbeardy basement dwellers) do.

 

fair play, "pimp"

my avatar is intended to point out that dr. gregory house is the pimp. not me.

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:46 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:41 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:40 AM, Rhombix said:

I like to read bits and pieces of the bible from time to time. I'd never read it in one go, but I find it interesting in an atheist sort of way. Check out these gems:

 

John 15:13-14

Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends. 14 You are my friends if you do what I command.

 

1 Timothy 2:12

I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

 

Revelation 6:13

And the stars in the sky fell to earth, as figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind.

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

atheists like their little jokes... you can mock anything in the world if you take it out of context... also if you believe someone is god their words have more import

 

if you're going to make a somewhat decent topic like this you shouldn't self-sabotage it after.

maybe you should ignore me entirely... but if you can get your head out of your ass, how did i sabotage it?

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:47 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:46 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:41 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:40 AM, Rhombix said:

I like to read bits and pieces of the bible from time to time. I'd never read it in one go, but I find it interesting in an atheist sort of way. Check out these gems:

 

John 15:13-14

Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends. 14 You are my friends if you do what I command.

 

1 Timothy 2:12

I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

 

Revelation 6:13

And the stars in the sky fell to earth, as figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind.

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

atheists like their little jokes... you can mock anything in the world if you take it out of context... also if you believe someone is god their words have more import

 

if you're going to make a somewhat decent topic like this you shouldn't self-sabotage it after.

 

maybe you should ignore me entirely... but if you can get your head out of your ass, how did i sabotage it?

please point out the post where my head entered my ass! you're looking at rhombix's post with the assumption he's out to troll. knowing rhombix, i don't think he is.

lol

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:49 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:47 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:46 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:41 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:40 AM, Rhombix said:

I like to read bits and pieces of the bible from time to time. I'd never read it in one go, but I find it interesting in an atheist sort of way. Check out these gems:

 

John 15:13-14

Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends. 14 You are my friends if you do what I command.

 

1 Timothy 2:12

I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

 

Revelation 6:13

And the stars in the sky fell to earth, as figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind.

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

atheists like their little jokes... you can mock anything in the world if you take it out of context... also if you believe someone is god their words have more import

 

if you're going to make a somewhat decent topic like this you shouldn't self-sabotage it after.

 

maybe you should ignore me entirely... but if you can get your head out of your ass, how did i sabotage it?

 

please point out the post where my head entered my ass! you're looking at rhombix's post with the assumption he's out to troll. knowing rhombix, i don't think he is.

some day i'd like you to show me how you know how i'm looking at anything, you're pretty cool dude

I've been in the process of reading it cover to cover off and on for many months now. the last book I read was galatians, so I'm pretty close to the end. actually, this thread has served as a reminder; I think I'll read another couple of books tonight. my favorite books so far have been ecclesiastes and song of solomon. acts of the apostles was more interesting than I expected. it seems the most diary-like of the books so far. also, it's interesting how the apostles lived together in a socialist commune. it's weird how in the old testament there's pretty much no concept of an afterlife. in ecclesiastes it outright says so. supposedly jesus' idea of an afterlife came from the greeks, not from jewish tradition.

what just happened?

I'ma need to find me an Egyptian prostitute and some Extenz

i doesn't afraid of anything dude.

it's to simple for most humans to understand, humans like things that are complicated

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:51 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

I've been in the process of reading it cover to cover off and on for many months now. the last book I read was galatians, so I'm pretty close to the end. actually, this thread has served as a reminder; I think I'll read another couple of books tonight. my favorite books so far have been ecclesiastes and song of solomon. acts of the apostles was more interesting than I expected. it seems the most diary-like of the books so far. also, it's interesting how the apostles lived together in a socialist commune. it's weird how in the old testament there's pretty much no concept of an afterlife. in ecclesiastes it outright says so. supposedly jesus' idea of an afterlife came from the greeks, not from jewish tradition.

proverbs, ecclesiastes, and song of solomon all go right hand-in-hand... i'd like you to point out where ecclesiastes says no afterlife though

maybe you're thinking of "eat, drink, and be merry: for tomorrow, we die" which does not equal no afterlife, plus solomon was human after all

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:52 AM, troon said:

it's to simple for most humans to understand, humans like things that are complicated

the bible is complicated too, look at revelation... once you know god then it's simple

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:50 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:49 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:47 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:46 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:41 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:40 AM, Rhombix said:

I like to read bits and pieces of the bible from time to time. I'd never read it in one go, but I find it interesting in an atheist sort of way. Check out these gems:

 

John 15:13-14

Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends. 14 You are my friends if you do what I command.

 

1 Timothy 2:12

I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

 

Revelation 6:13

And the stars in the sky fell to earth, as figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind.

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

atheists like their little jokes... you can mock anything in the world if you take it out of context... also if you believe someone is god their words have more import

 

if you're going to make a somewhat decent topic like this you shouldn't self-sabotage it after.

 

maybe you should ignore me entirely... but if you can get your head out of your ass, how did i sabotage it?

 

please point out the post where my head entered my ass! you're looking at rhombix's post with the assumption he's out to troll. knowing rhombix, i don't think he is.

 

some day i'd like you to show me how you know how i'm looking at anything, you're pretty cool dude

also

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:54 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:50 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:49 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:47 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:46 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:41 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:40 AM, Rhombix said:

I like to read bits and pieces of the bible from time to time. I'd never read it in one go, but I find it interesting in an atheist sort of way. Check out these gems:

 

John 15:13-14

Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends. 14 You are my friends if you do what I command.

 

1 Timothy 2:12

I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

 

Revelation 6:13

And the stars in the sky fell to earth, as figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind.

 

Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

atheists like their little jokes... you can mock anything in the world if you take it out of context... also if you believe someone is god their words have more import

 

if you're going to make a somewhat decent topic like this you shouldn't self-sabotage it after.

 

maybe you should ignore me entirely... but if you can get your head out of your ass, how did i sabotage it?

 

please point out the post where my head entered my ass! you're looking at rhombix's post with the assumption he's out to troll. knowing rhombix, i don't think he is.

 

some day i'd like you to show me how you know how i'm looking at anything, you're pretty cool dude

 

also

now who's trolling

me. problem?

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:54 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:51 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

I've been in the process of reading it cover to cover off and on for many months now. the last book I read was galatians, so I'm pretty close to the end. actually, this thread has served as a reminder; I think I'll read another couple of books tonight. my favorite books so far have been ecclesiastes and song of solomon. acts of the apostles was more interesting than I expected. it seems the most diary-like of the books so far. also, it's interesting how the apostles lived together in a socialist commune. it's weird how in the old testament there's pretty much no concept of an afterlife. in ecclesiastes it outright says so. supposedly jesus' idea of an afterlife came from the greeks, not from jewish tradition.

 

proverbs, ecclesiastes, and song of solomon all go right hand-in-hand... i'd like you to point out where ecclesiastes says no afterlife though

maybe you're thinking of "eat, drink, and be merry: for tomorrow, we die" which does not equal no afterlife, plus solomon was human after all

 

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:52 AM, troon said:

it's to simple for most humans to understand, humans like things that are complicated

 

the bible is complicated too, look at revelation... once you know god then it's simple

Once you go Ialdabaoth you never go baock.

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:52 AM, troon said:

it's to simple for most humans to understand

thank you baph for highlighting

this literally made me retch

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:55 AM, kaini said:

me. problem?

maybe you should discuss the /b/ible, not the bible

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:59 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:55 AM, kaini said:

me. problem?

 

maybe you should discuss the /b/ible, not the bible

i used to get my /b/ secondhand from ED. but now ED is gone. i've never posted on /b/ or indeed 4chan in my life.

I'm reading the Tibetian Book of Living and Dying. Quite liking it so far.

  On 4/29/2011 at 5:04 AM, kaini said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:59 AM, tht tne said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 4:55 AM, kaini said:

me. problem?

 

maybe you should discuss the /b/ible, not the bible

 

i used to get my /b/ secondhand from ED. but now ED is gone. i've never posted on /b/ or indeed 4chan in my life.

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