Miss USA’s Vagina Was Aggressively Frisked by the TSA

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Former Miss USA Susie Castillo was at the Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport yesterday when she was frisked a little too aggressively and decided to make a YouTube video about it. According to Castillo, the TSA agent touched her vagina four times and that was maybe two or three times too many. Castillo got the full feel-up after refusing to go through the full-body scanner "because of the radiation levels," she explained in a video she made just moments after the incident. "I do feel violated. I didn't think that I would when I had to opt out of the machine, but I completely feel violated. This woman, she touched my vagina four times ... I'm really, really upset that as an American I have to go through this." Oh, and she helpfully provides a link to her own website, just in case you were looking for a Neutrogena spokeswoman or something.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/04/miss_usas_vagina_was_aggressiv_1.html

"as an American"

Fuck the TSA.

as an American she should be grateful to be part of the process that makes sure that everyone's lives in America, as Americans, is safer due to the diligence and vigilance of the TSA. thanks to the hard work of these hard working and highly trained employees, the land of the free can stay the land of the free.

I don't see anything particularly egregious with this woman voicing her concerns re: pornoscanners and aggressive frisking, and it's not like there isn't at least a small controversy over the safety of the high short term skin-dosage for backscatters. Don't really get the sarcastic tone of nymag's entry here.

She's going to couch it in patriotic indignation, of course, because she's a fucking Donnie "Birther" Trump Miss USA rep. But by those dismal standards, she's coming across like someone with normal brain function.

it's a case of THEY'RE TOUCHING MY PRECIOUS BODY vs. WE ARE THE TSA GROPE GROPE LOL

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:15 PM, oscillik said:

thanks to the hard work of these hard working and highly trained employees

you've got to be joking, right?

I take it you don't fly much.

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:22 PM, jefferoo said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:15 PM, oscillik said:

thanks to the hard work of these hard working and highly trained employees

 

you've got to be joking, right?

 

I take it you don't fly much.

i was being sarcastic. i thought that was overtly obvious?

i know they're pretty much McDonald's fodder

oh good.

I've had some bad experiences.

btw, I highly doubt McDonalds would even take some of the clowns that work for the TSA.

The whole thing is a sad fuckin joke.

they got the brains of a mcdonalds employee combined with the government work-ethic of a postal worker

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:26 PM, jefferoo said:

oh good.

 

I've had some bad experiences.

btw, I highly doubt McDonalds would even take some of the clowns that work for the TSA.

The whole thing is a sad fuckin joke.

i've flown a few times to the US, luckily before these scanners were implemented. the homeland security customs booths were a bit worrying. i was hounded by a security officer / whatever you call them because the camcorder that i had slung over my shoulder had it's lens cap come off accidentally (must've been knocked as i was walking). it was insinuated that i had done it purposefully so i could videotape the area. seriously, wtf.

What a field day it will be when a TSA employee finally "goes postal" and becomes the terrorist.

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:29 PM, oscillik said:

i've flown a few times to the US, luckily before these scanners were implemented. the homeland security customs booths were a bit worrying. i was hounded by a security officer / whatever you call them because the camcorder that i had slung over my shoulder had it's lens cap come off accidentally (must've been knocked as i was walking). it was insinuated that i had done it purposefully so i could videotape the area. seriously, wtf.

i think a lot of these people couldn't cut it as cops (scary, right?) so they took another job with a uniform and the power to make someone's day a little crappier.

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:34 PM, hahathhat said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:29 PM, oscillik said:

i've flown a few times to the US, luckily before these scanners were implemented. the homeland security customs booths were a bit worrying. i was hounded by a security officer / whatever you call them because the camcorder that i had slung over my shoulder had it's lens cap come off accidentally (must've been knocked as i was walking). it was insinuated that i had done it purposefully so i could videotape the area. seriously, wtf.

i think a lot of these people couldn't cut it as cops (scary, right?) so they took another job with a uniform and the power to make someone's day a little crappier.

yeah, i did kinda get an air of the authority complex from this guy. oh well. it's not like i've got a reason to go over to the US anymore. fuck you Jessica.

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:36 PM, oscillik said:

oh well. it's not like i've got a reason to go over to the US anymore. fuck you Jessica.

finally, i understand the reason for your gruff, cuntish demeanor. it's alright. come here and have a hug

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:37 PM, hahathhat said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:36 PM, oscillik said:

oh well. it's not like i've got a reason to go over to the US anymore. fuck you Jessica.

finally, i understand the reason for your gruff, cuntish demeanor. it's alright. come here and have a hug

i've been trying to tone it down lately. anyways, not to derail the topic anymore (wish i'd never met you, Jessica).

has anyone here gone through this scanner / patdown bullshit?

I'm going to Africa in July... I've got half a mind to pop some Viagra to ensure a massive (well, average) boner during the return-trip frisking.

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:39 PM, baph said:

I'm going to Africa in July... I've got half a mind to pop some Viagra to ensure a massive (well, average) boner during the return-trip frisking.

you should do what Derek Smalls does in This Is Spın̈al Tap

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:39 PM, oscillik said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:37 PM, hahathhat said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:36 PM, oscillik said:

oh well. it's not like i've got a reason to go over to the US anymore. fuck you Jessica.

finally, i understand the reason for your gruff, cuntish demeanor. it's alright. come here and have a hug

i've been trying to tone it down lately. anyways, not to derail the topic anymore (wish i'd never met you, Jessica).

 

has anyone here gone through this scanner / patdown bullshit?

Yes, after coming back from the dominican republic I had to go through a so-called 100% check. First you get sniffed out by a dog, then the patdown plus some questions and finally the scanner. No biggie, except for Americans apparently.

there are ways to do things, and ways to do things. in places other than the US, i don't get groped nearly as much. instead, they're more apt to grill you with questions. traveling for biz? how long have you worked for them? do you have a printout with letterhead? i thought this was far superior taking my shoes off and getting wanded by some troglodyte.

in short, there are more intelligent, less invasive ways to determine if someone is hinky.

Over the past week I've been in 3 separate airports. Security was a joke in all 3. This is such a fucking scam it's sickening. They have these fat fucks on power trips essentially doing unnecessary busy work. I mean I KNOW I did not to have my ID checked 3 times in a matter of 60 minutes, plus a pre-flight pat-down AFTER the scanners.

Just having fun as an American.

i work at macdonal's

  On 4/29/2011 at 10:13 PM, tht tne said:

i work at macdonal's

surprise surprise

  On 4/29/2011 at 10:21 PM, jefferoo said:

  On 4/29/2011 at 10:13 PM, tht tne said:

i work at macdonal's

 

surprise surprise

no no no the phrase you're looking for is "quelle surprise" but said with a distinct English lack of pronunciation.