Miss USA’s Vagina Was Aggressively Frisked by the TSA

went thru the bag check this morning with 5 cans of unopened pepsi accidentally.

many lols

  On 4/30/2011 at 1:02 AM, theSun said:

went thru the bag check this morning with 5 cans of unopened pepsi accidentally.

 

many lols

you should have frozen them to get around the ban on liquids.

  On 4/30/2011 at 1:02 AM, theSun said:

went thru the bag check this morning with 5 cans of unopened pepsi accidentally.

 

many lols

what the fuck is wrong with you?!?

pepsi?

As an American who got shot with "a lot of radiation" (Source), and was also frisked by the Fascist TSA, due to an "anomaly in my groin", I can safely say that the TSA wasn't doing their job as they only touched my groin twice.

i am outraged....outraged at how bland she looks without makeup.

airplanes are unnatural

no sympathy for this clueless bimbo

I once got a massive hardon when I was having my teeth worked on by a sweet sexy fine ass asian dentist!

  On 4/29/2011 at 9:50 PM, sneaksta303 said:

Over the past week I've been in 3 separate airports. Security was a joke in all 3. This is such a fucking scam it's sickening. They have these fat fucks on power trips essentially doing unnecessary busy work. I mean I KNOW I did not to have my ID checked 3 times in a matter of 60 minutes, plus a pre-flight pat-down AFTER the scanners.

recently a french journalist managed to bring a gun on a plane.

she complaned cus she got touched and not fingered "comment from first post on the news site"

  On 4/30/2011 at 11:20 AM, Gbiscuit said:

"anomaly in my groin"

if you're being frisked by the TSA the best thing is to wait for them to begin then really quietly say "touch my dick". It'll make them feel way more awkward than you.

  On 5/1/2011 at 3:51 AM, Rambo said:

if you're being frisked by the TSA the best thing is to wait for them to begin then really quietly say "touch my dick". It'll make them feel way more awkward than you.

this joke has been told a thousand times, congratulations. to put on a cap on it, think about this: what if it backfired, and the agent took you to the back room for a frisking?

I was being semi serious lol It must be an obvious solution!

If they take you up on the offer? Go through with it. Try to ejaculate.

I read a news story about a man who ejaculated while a TSA officer was frisking him. I think the officer pressed charges.

only because the guy didn't buy him dinner.

reminds me when i went to this barber shop for a haircut and the dude was practically grinding me. traumatized, i never went back there.

  On 5/1/2011 at 3:59 AM, Rambo said:

Try to ejaculate.

Shouldn't be a problem, just tell them to play "find the heroin balloon."

  On 5/1/2011 at 4:24 AM, Salvatorin said:

I read a news story about a man who ejaculated while a TSA officer was frisking him. I think the officer pressed charges.

That was from a faek news site IIRC

  On 5/1/2011 at 3:51 AM, Rambo said:

if you're being frisked by the TSA the best thing is to wait for them to begin then really quietly say "touch my dick". It'll make them feel way more awkward than you.

works especially well if you're a woman

hahaha classic ;-]

  On 5/1/2011 at 8:03 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 5/1/2011 at 3:51 AM, Rambo said:

if you're being frisked by the TSA the best thing is to wait for them to begin then really quietly say "touch my dick". It'll make them feel way more awkward than you.

 

works especially well if you're a woman

see, now, that was a joke. nothing personal rambo, we just run a tight ship around here.

Who does this cat think he is? The lord of fucking rofl? Offense taken, you son of a bitch.

*jots furiously*

Soon, dude.

this is going in your permanent record.

  On 5/1/2011 at 7:29 AM, baph said:

  On 5/1/2011 at 3:59 AM, Rambo said:

Try to ejaculate.

 

Shouldn't be a problem, just tell them to play "find the heroin balloon."

 

  On 5/1/2011 at 4:24 AM, Salvatorin said:

I read a news story about a man who ejaculated while a TSA officer was frisking him. I think the officer pressed charges.

 

That was from a faek news site IIRC

wow awesome, misinformation ftw

frisk'r? barely KNEW her...