Guest theSun Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 went thru the bag check this morning with 5 cans of unopened pepsi accidentally. many lols Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 On 4/30/2011 at 1:02 AM, theSun said: went thru the bag check this morning with 5 cans of unopened pepsi accidentally. many lols you should have frozen them to get around the ban on liquids. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571093 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 On 4/30/2011 at 1:02 AM, theSun said: went thru the bag check this morning with 5 cans of unopened pepsi accidentally. many lols what the fuck is wrong with you?!? pepsi? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gbiscuit Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 As an American who got shot with "a lot of radiation" (Source), and was also frisked by the Fascist TSA, due to an "anomaly in my groin", I can safely say that the TSA wasn't doing their job as they only touched my groin twice. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maantecaaa!!! Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 i am outraged....outraged at how bland she looks without makeup. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 airplanes are unnatural Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 no sympathy for this clueless bimbo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 I once got a massive hardon when I was having my teeth worked on by a sweet sexy fine ass asian dentist! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 On 4/29/2011 at 9:50 PM, sneaksta303 said: Over the past week I've been in 3 separate airports. Security was a joke in all 3. This is such a fucking scam it's sickening. They have these fat fucks on power trips essentially doing unnecessary busy work. I mean I KNOW I did not to have my ID checked 3 times in a matter of 60 minutes, plus a pre-flight pat-down AFTER the scanners. recently a french journalist managed to bring a gun on a plane. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 she complaned cus she got touched and not fingered "comment from first post on the news site" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Cornflakes002's signature Hide all signatures give a fuck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 On 4/30/2011 at 11:20 AM, Gbiscuit said: "anomaly in my groin" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571571 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 if you're being frisked by the TSA the best thing is to wait for them to begin then really quietly say "touch my dick". It'll make them feel way more awkward than you. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571638 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 On 5/1/2011 at 3:51 AM, Rambo said: if you're being frisked by the TSA the best thing is to wait for them to begin then really quietly say "touch my dick". It'll make them feel way more awkward than you. this joke has been told a thousand times, congratulations. to put on a cap on it, think about this: what if it backfired, and the agent took you to the back room for a frisking? Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 I was being semi serious lol It must be an obvious solution! If they take you up on the offer? Go through with it. Try to ejaculate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 I read a news story about a man who ejaculated while a TSA officer was frisking him. I think the officer pressed charges. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571657 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 only because the guy didn't buy him dinner. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 reminds me when i went to this barber shop for a haircut and the dude was practically grinding me. traumatized, i never went back there. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571697 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 (edited) On 5/1/2011 at 3:59 AM, Rambo said: Try to ejaculate. Shouldn't be a problem, just tell them to play "find the heroin balloon." On 5/1/2011 at 4:24 AM, Salvatorin said: I read a news story about a man who ejaculated while a TSA officer was frisking him. I think the officer pressed charges. That was from a faek news site IIRC Edited May 1, 2011 by baph Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 On 5/1/2011 at 3:51 AM, Rambo said: if you're being frisked by the TSA the best thing is to wait for them to begin then really quietly say "touch my dick". It'll make them feel way more awkward than you. works especially well if you're a woman Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571728 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 hahaha classic ;-] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 On 5/1/2011 at 8:03 AM, lumpenprol said: On 5/1/2011 at 3:51 AM, Rambo said: if you're being frisked by the TSA the best thing is to wait for them to begin then really quietly say "touch my dick". It'll make them feel way more awkward than you. works especially well if you're a woman see, now, that was a joke. nothing personal rambo, we just run a tight ship around here. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Who does this cat think he is? The lord of fucking rofl? Offense taken, you son of a bitch. *jots furiously* Soon, dude. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1571970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 this is going in your permanent record. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1572094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 On 5/1/2011 at 7:29 AM, baph said: On 5/1/2011 at 3:59 AM, Rambo said: Try to ejaculate. Shouldn't be a problem, just tell them to play "find the heroin balloon." On 5/1/2011 at 4:24 AM, Salvatorin said: I read a news story about a man who ejaculated while a TSA officer was frisking him. I think the officer pressed charges. That was from a faek news site IIRC wow awesome, misinformation ftw Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1572110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 frisk'r? barely KNEW her... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/65802-miss-usa%E2%80%99s-vagina-was-aggressively-frisked-by-the-tsa/page/2/#findComment-1572118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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