what embarrasing thing happened

working in the kitchen today, (i'm a cook) i was making fun of some of the servers by sarcastically saying that my favorite movie is The Hangover and my favorite show is Family Guy. then, another cook who was doing dishes made some comment, and i called him an asshole. he asked me who i was talking about and i replied by telling him that i was talking about him, then i called him a "pill-head".

later, on my break, i was hanging in my truck with a coworker, then some other coworkers come up to the car and i roll up the windows.

i guess none of this is really embarrassing, i was just being a jerk.

Listened to IDM and ate breadsticks alone in my room

i lost my temper at the xbox again. it's just an xbox. but argh

Ignored the girl on my studio couch as I made music.

  On 5/2/2011 at 3:43 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

working in the kitchen today, (i'm a cook) i was making fun of some of the servers by sarcastically saying that my favorite movie is The Hangover and my favorite show is Family Guy. then, another cook who was doing dishes made some comment, and i called him an asshole. he asked me who i was talking about and i replied by telling him that i was talking about him, then i called him a "pill-head".

 

later, on my break, i was hanging in my truck with a coworker, then some other coworkers come up to the car and i roll up the windows.

 

i guess none of this is really embarrassing, i was just being a jerk.

not to judge, but you do sound like you were being a bit of a dick. lol happens to the best of us though...at the expense of the worst of us.

i wish i had a good embarrassing story, but i kind of live every moment like it's terribly embarrassing anyway. maybe the time i was walking back to my place with my girlfriend and sharted, a block or so away from the front door. she still brings it up to this day.

aside from that, probably every time i go out drinking in general?

Someone asked to speak to the manager, got up from what I was doing to hear a rip - trousers split from crotch to upper arse. Hid it pretty well.

i'm genuinely making an effort to be a nicer person.

Not embarrasing, more stupid:

I spilled water on my laptops keyboard yesterday, now the speakers are ruined, great. FML

So now i have to send it in to a service center.. But maybe that's a good thing, i think internet is ruining my life.

i've read some threads in the david icke forums

  On 5/1/2011 at 7:29 PM, xxx said:

  On 5/1/2011 at 4:12 PM, impakt said:

I just watched a video of me doing mad footwurk to dj nate at a preparty

oh fuck--this footage would be solid gold. A bounty of 10 rubies is placed on this video. Where's Boba?

Posted it in the most recent picture thread, have at it

  On 5/2/2011 at 9:13 AM, acidphakist said:

Ignored the girl on my studio couch as I made music.

why was that embarrassing ?

lol its alright Luke, shit, anyone thats ever worked in a restaurant knows that shit is common

I waited until the exact WRONG moment to cross the street and almost got hit by a car about 20 minutes ago. I'm pretty apathetic about it though. Dying.

Nothing today.

Recently? This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efnfcIffLN8&feature=related

  On 5/3/2011 at 3:45 AM, chassis said:

Nothing today.

 

Recently? This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efnfcIffLN8&feature=related

incomplete without http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMNGW2utNME4&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dk8TBmeK9Abg&start2&authorName=CRAIC

lovely PJ bottoms btw

Those are shorts.

At least, I wore them hold day like they were.

  On 5/3/2011 at 3:37 AM, Candiru said:

I waited until the exact WRONG moment to cross the street and almost got hit by a car about 20 minutes ago. I'm pretty apathetic about it though. Dying.

 

 

 

 

I saw this just yesterday. Some nerdy looking guy was on his phone, there was a bus at the cross walk obscuring his view and he got a running start in front of the bus and was nearly clipped by a car. It was hilarious watching the change in body language as he sulked on the sidewalk after such a close call.

Re-ordered a prescription I'd already re-ordered yesterday.

Woke up to find I'm out of coffee, reduced to buying a Starbucks latte. I feel dirty and ashamed.

I registered at watmm and felt a deep sense of shame

a few days ago i was out for beers with unfamiliar people, and on my end of the table, people were telling their racist jokes, and so i thought i would sneak in a quickie, but my joke involved racism and babies, and i became confused in the middle of my own joke, and actually fucked up the racist baby joke in mid sentence, and said "awww, i fucked it up", and it was the worst of the times

some guy saved the day for me though, and said, "oooh, a racist baby joke", and took off some of the heat. his NSFW joke ensued:

"what sound does a baby make when you put it in the microwave"?

"i dont know, i was too busy masturbating"