Shit yeah, were in the future

  On 5/18/2011 at 10:15 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

is joyrex irritated at the fact that people don't capitalize beginnings of sentences, names, or landmarks, and sometimes forget certain punctuation marks in and after their posts

yes, your post annoys the fuck out of me

Has anyone else noticed that : makes for a far better sarcastic face than it does an awesome face.

so, my post doesn't annoy the fuck out of joyrex?

edit: btw, that was a question, chassis, not a statement. plus, the colon in your post was completely and utterly unnecessary.

Will fapping be dangerous with bionic limbs?

What if the missus walks in during the act, and you get startled and rip off your johnson?

imagine how stupid hard you'd cum with a bionic finger up your ass

you'd cum persistent vegetative state hard or something

  On 5/18/2011 at 10:52 PM, patternoverlap said:

  On 5/18/2011 at 10:15 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

is joyrex irritated at the fact that people don't capitalize beginnings of sentences, names, or landmarks, and sometimes forget certain punctuation marks in and after their posts

 

No. We merely like to point out that when people are lazy with punctuation and spelling, it sometimes communicates something completely different than what was intended.

you can't ignore his logic !

  On 5/19/2011 at 3:38 AM, baph said:

you'd cum persistent vegetative state hard or something

FLOL

  On 5/19/2011 at 3:51 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

  On 5/18/2011 at 10:52 PM, patternoverlap said:

  On 5/18/2011 at 10:15 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

is joyrex irritated at the fact that people don't capitalize beginnings of sentences, names, or landmarks, and sometimes forget certain punctuation marks in and after their posts

 

No. We merely like to point out that when people are lazy with punctuation and spelling, it sometimes communicates something completely different than what was intended.

you can't ignore his logic !

 

 

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lol

  On 5/18/2011 at 10:57 PM, chassis said:

  On 5/18/2011 at 10:52 PM, patternoverlap said:

  On 5/18/2011 at 10:15 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

is joyrex irritated at the fact that people don't capitalize beginnings of sentences, names, or landmarks, and sometimes forget certain punctuation marks in and after their posts

 

Blah blah blah I'm a grammar nazi, I hate life and can't enjoy anything.

I very much enjoyed pointing out how punctuation altered the sentence's intent. It is a constant source of amusement for me.

  On 5/19/2011 at 3:29 AM, Braintree said:

Will fapping be dangerous with bionic limbs?

 

What if the missus walks in during the act, and you get startled and rip off your johnson?

i see this as a frightening possibility

then you'd need a bionic dick though and think how sweet that would be. you could even have different sized and shaped attachments and no worries about stds

Think about your bionic dick getting a computer virus or being hacked.

i can only imagine one hilarious scenario after the other

and a good defense in court

I could totally jailbreak my bionic cock.

  On 5/19/2011 at 3:17 PM, theSun said:

then you'd need a bionic dick though and think how sweet that would be. you could even have different sized and shaped attachments and no worries about stds

Actually bionic dicks were invented in the 1990s, but Pfizer sent a cyborg back in time to destroy their inventor

SKYNET

CYBERDYNE

  On 5/19/2011 at 12:39 AM, chassis said:

Has anyone else noticed that : makes for a far better sarcastic face than it does an awesome face.

I always thought it was that. I tend to do the exact same face to people when I'm being a cunt to them.

the worst is when girls make that face and make lame comments and think they're funny

truth

  On 5/19/2011 at 3:29 AM, Braintree said:

Will fapping be dangerous with bionic limbs?

 

What if the missus walks in during the act, and you get startled and rip off your johnson?

thank god this is the future,

and you can just plug your bionic penis back in

(to the missus)

  On 5/18/2011 at 10:15 PM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

is joyrex irritated at the fact that people don't capitalize beginnings of sentences, names, or landmarks, and sometimes forget certain punctuation marks in and after their posts

you mean like paris frances eiffel tower

I'd install Linux on my bionic penis.

I want bionic handjobs.

how about the delicate process of rolling a joint? pretty unachieveable

  On 5/19/2011 at 3:17 PM, theSun said:

  On 5/19/2011 at 3:29 AM, Braintree said:

Will fapping be dangerous with bionic limbs?

 

What if the missus walks in during the act, and you get startled and rip off your johnson?

 

i see this as a frightening possibility

 

then you'd need a bionic dick though and think how sweet that would be. you could even have different sized and shaped attachments and no worries about stds

and think of the moves you could pull off with that bionic dick!If you could spin your dick like that? plus you could make it vibrating.think of how stupid hard you'd cum with one of those in your ass!

once you can fold a crane with your bionic hands, a joint should be no problem.