To Be A WATMM Member You Need?

19. casts on your hands, from when you tried to box a cement wall at rehab

20. cats

cats on your hands

hairy palms

an officially sanctioned dupe called Wallie Whale

Saltines as your only meal in two days. Saltines and vodka.

  On 5/26/2011 at 6:46 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

cats on your hands

And this.

A username and a password.

34. Livestock soap

A framed photo of Fred McGriff. It should be located in your bathroom and visible from your toilet.

A downward pointing erection.

affection for the village children

...strong and flexible glutes and lower abdominal muscles.

a rope, shovel and bag of lime.

all watmmers should have troon on ignore. I did it about two months ago and my cholesterol and stress levels have dropped considerably. Such a delight!

  On 5/26/2011 at 6:18 PM, xxx said:

39. 200,000 pirated/cracked VST's to fill a 9 TB external HD of "Analord-inspired" tracks

lol

bow staff skills

40. The want to sit down and wee on the toilet (Edit:for some reason).

41. self hatred and loneliness.

BATTERIES AND A SHOE HORN

anger management courses.

yeah you need them but don't take them

I'm living on the edge man

69. Sausage

42. Unabrow

66. Pocket calculator

54. Cymru Beats