have we ever had a misheard lyrics thread?

http://forum.watmm.com/topic/64925-shobaleader-one-origin/

  On 6/1/2011 at 3:11 AM, Enter a new display name said:

Burial - Spaceape

 

"We are all-style lions immune from dying"

"Bending warping, interfering with the fucks"; to which, basically, ur doin it rong, Spaceape

i've become a wet dream tomato.

http://wetdreamtomato.ytmnd.com/

Wrapped like a douche.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiV5Ls_LVU

I think I used to have a porpoise.

http://trentporpoise.ytmnd.com/

I always thought it was "little early burly kept my anus curly-wurly." Thanks robert moses!

its only funny if you know swedish, but in "bullet in the head" it really sounds like zack says "jag borde ringa hem" when he says "bullet in your head", which means "i should call home". it's even funnier when he says "jag borde ringa FUCKING hem" in the end.

Tom Waits - Hoist That Rag

for a long time, i misheard the line "God used me as a hammer, boys" as "God used me as a hemorroid"

i had some confused mental images with that one

"Who's fart? No one but myself..." Broken Home by Burial

[almost] EVERY FUCKING RED CHILI PEPPERS SONG EVER

seriously, Anthony Kiedis could scat sing variations of "shama lama ding dong" live I wouldn't notice a difference

I actually did this a lot as a kid

REM - Man on the moon

"Andy, are you goofin' on elm street" and not "goofin' on elvis"

Gin Blossoms - Hey Jealousy - I always heard "Hey Jessie"

I still swear I hear Kurt sing "All we know is all we are" at the end...

@1:22 "spork- and knives..."

  On 6/8/2011 at 8:13 AM, ghOsty said:

"LIBERATE BANANAS, LIBERATE BANANAS!!!" (cannot be unheard)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSY4zu8WB3M

lol

essential video for this thread:

gonna hug u in my red hot car

Sxcuse me while I kiss this guy.

And of course

Voices Carry = This is Scary

"cock" in 54 cymru beats

and "i'm your penis"

"Fap, just fap, that's all right!" at 3:35

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwReBIOa8Ao

  On 6/8/2011 at 9:26 AM, thanks robert moses said:

http://wetdreamtomato.ytmnd.com/

Came here to post this. Glad we got it under control

@ 2:50

I never wanted anyone like this

it's all brand new

I feel it in my penis

I'm crazy for you

[youtubehd]0Kk3Gyfa8qw[/youtubehd]

@ 2:05

"Gotta get the sink tidy"

@ 2:23

"24 pigs tonight is all I need to do it right, 24 pigs with wheat, all I need to feel the heat."

lol that's sounds pretty accurate

lol

poetry and beans with me

my thighs feeling grease sommat crazily

poetry and beans with me

gonna plug into me

gonna get the stink I need

I always hear 'They come out in the heat', while it's actually 'They come out in the night'.

Michael jackson's Man In The Mirror

I thought that "No message could have been any clearer" was "no mustache could offend any clipper"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=x2SKjvhpb6M

you wanker

you wank

wank

you..........wankah

  On 5/30/2011 at 9:43 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

I keep hearing "I WAS HIGH... I WAS HIGH" whenever I listen Subterranean Homesick Alien - the only reason why I don't 100% regret buying that album, holy shit how awful it is

Jesus, i thought to this day that he was saying "I was high." Kind of prefer it that way

  On 8/21/2012 at 10:32 PM, baph said:

gonna get the stink I need

I always remember it as "girl look at the stink I'm in" or "gonna get this fake ID"