QBLA Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I just came across a friends FB this morning and she was talking about her breakfast or whatever and she mentioned preparing something in her microwave. Then someone had to come along using the pedestal stance and reply by only saying "I don't use microwaves". even his face was pretty cringeworthy because I pictured him saying it! I can accept when people act this way about music, television, and food among other things. but being a douche against an everyday household appliance and posting it? the girl that posted it is having a house warming party and this dude accepted her invite. I think I'm gonna stop by and slap his face! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 On 6/10/2011 at 9:49 PM, asymmetrical head said: I just came across a friends FB this morning and she was talking about her breakfast or whatever and she mentioned preparing something in her microwave. Then someone had to come along using the pedestal stance and reply by only saying "I don't use microwaves". even his face was pretty cringeworthy because I pictured him saying it! I can accept when people act this way about music, television, and food among other things. but being a douche against an everyday household appliance and posting it? the girl that posted it is having a house warming party and this dude accepted her invite. I think I'm gonna stop by and slap his face! Definately deserves his cumupance. Maybe the good old act of seagulling the bastard. However, I don't condone putting up details about what you are eating on Facebook. You don't tend to tell any person you are with what you are eating so why would someone, who could be miles away, give a shit? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Thats retarded. Was he implying that microwaves are lazy/unhealthy? Because thats like saying a toaster is lazy/unhealthy. I use a microwave to cook porridge sometimes. Fucking handy as fuck. Tell him some guy on the internet that he's never met from a different country says "He's gay". Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 (edited) On 6/10/2011 at 9:49 PM, asymmetrical head said: I think I'm gonna stop by and microwave his face! fixed Edited June 10, 2011 by triachus Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598715 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Just stick a mobile phone in face. Its got the Troon guarantee to give him cancer. Troon is never wrong. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhjHAPw1q-M Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cornflakes002's signature Hide all signatures give a fuck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Wow that took much less time than I thought. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 fucking hipster, vegan, save the world prickface i bet Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 so much ignorance in the world. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I don't use Facebook. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 i don't get it, what's up with all the hate??? maybe he was just playing retard... wtf what really gets on my nerve is people posting about everything they're actually doing, stuff like "i'm eating popcorns i made in my microwave" or, this guy who's posting his entire vacation's pictures live through his cellphone... what the shit... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 mars bars on a plate + microwave is best combo ever I love microwaves for chocolate bars F**k the douches that dont use them Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cornflakes002's signature Hide all signatures give a fuck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 sick fuck Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 On 6/10/2011 at 10:58 PM, spratters said: sick fuck fuck off its awsome, Dont knock it until you try it ya douche Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cornflakes002's signature Hide all signatures give a fuck Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I don't use microwaves either. I grow my own crops, which are organic. I think. Eating meat is also bad, for some reason. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598760 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 i dont eat plants even that are killed when they are alive Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598764 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 On 6/10/2011 at 10:49 PM, kaini said: so much ignorance in the world. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598774 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 rip out his cock and fuck the area where his cock used to be and make him suckthe blood of your cock Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 On 6/10/2011 at 11:41 PM, troon said: On 6/10/2011 at 10:49 PM, kaini said: so much ignorance in the world. please do not take troony's quote as an endorsement of anything to do with troon or troonism on my part. please allow 28 days for delivery. for external use only. terms and conditions may apply. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598822 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 (edited) i didn't use a microwave for about 2 years cuz none of the apartments i lived in had one, so i would reheat all my leftovers in the mother fucking oven. use a fuckload of energy, gain douchebag points: bi-losing Edited June 11, 2011 by luke viia Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598823 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 I don't use vegetable steamers. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598824 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 (edited) did I mention I don't watch tv? that's for sheep. I updated my facebook status to let everyone know. also, I only capitalize I. Edited June 11, 2011 by luke viia Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 LOL... although she is a hottie, I have no crush. I didn't even think of making a deposit in my spank bank either... that's weird because every girl I talk to that isn't related to me I always picture my dick in their mouth! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598839 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 On 6/10/2011 at 10:04 PM, chassis said: Thats retarded. Was he implying that microwaves are lazy/unhealthy? Because thats like saying a toaster is lazy/unhealthy. I use a microwave to cook porridge sometimes. Fucking handy as fuck. Tell him some guy on the internet that he's never met from a different country says "He's gay". I use the microwave at work, sometimes to cook meals from scratch. It's handy. I need one for home for extra handiness. But whatever. On 6/11/2011 at 1:38 AM, Jonas said: ...is this thread about a girl you have a crush on and some other dude is giving her attention? haha, jonas knows the score, as usual. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66757-a-thread-about-douches/#findComment-1598844 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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