A Thread About Douches

  On 6/11/2011 at 2:17 AM, delet... said:

 

haha, jonas knows the score, as usual.

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LOL... although she is a hottie, I have no crush. I didn't even think of making a deposit in my spank bank either... that's weird because every girl I talk to that isn't related to me I always picture my dick in their mouth!

  On 6/11/2011 at 1:27 AM, kaini said:

  On 6/10/2011 at 11:41 PM, troon said:

  On 6/10/2011 at 10:49 PM, kaini said:

so much ignorance in the world.

please do not take troony's quote as an endorsement of anything to do with troon or troonism on my part. please allow 28 days for delivery. for external use only. terms and conditions may apply.

*emits gas from the anus*

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  On 6/11/2011 at 2:04 AM, asymmetrical head said:

LOL... although she is a hottie, I have no crush. I didn't even think of making a deposit in my spank bank either... that's weird because every girl I talk to that isn't related to me I always picture my dick in their mouth!

LOL for reals.

  On 6/11/2011 at 2:21 AM, asymmetrical head said:

  On 6/11/2011 at 2:17 AM, delet... said:

 

haha, jonas knows the score, as usual.

 

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LOL... although she is a hottie, I have no crush. I didn't even think of making a deposit in my spank bank either... that's weird because every girl I talk to that isn't related to me I always picture my dick in their mouth!

yeah, that's the definition of having a crush. =D

I'm a fucking douche today, everything seems to be going wrong.

  On 6/11/2011 at 1:27 AM, kaini said:

  On 6/10/2011 at 11:41 PM, troon said:

  On 6/10/2011 at 10:49 PM, kaini said:

so much ignorance in the world.

please do not take troony's quote as an endorsement of anything to do with troon or troonism on my part. please allow 28 days for delivery. for external use only. terms and conditions may apply.

Your troon cream gave me hemroids. I want my money back.

i don't like microwaves because they give all my food cancer, but I still use them because I like the Heart Shaped Box reference it gives me.

  On 6/11/2011 at 4:39 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

i don't like microwaves because they give all my food cancer

See, if this was before Troons gay thread I could safely assume thats a joke. But now

  On 6/10/2011 at 11:59 PM, Pennywise said:

rip out his cock and fuck the area where his cock used to be and make him suckthe blood of your cock

i love you pennywise.

Microwaves destroy food. They are for the lazy and ignorant. Why are you defending them? Ok, They are good for heating up water for tea. Maybe reheating soup and coffee. Thats it.

  On 6/13/2011 at 6:47 PM, marf said:

They are good for heating up water

Yes, that is the whole function of a microwave. They dont do anything else.

no one on the watmm believes in anything and don't bother trying to convince them

I mean... i don't like to use microwaves much because depending on the food it doesn't taste nearly as good as if it came from an oven..

im not sure i understand how this guys all of a sudden a douchebag for saying i dont use microwaves. Im sure there are far worse douchebag statements on facebook

like this

Pretty faek

  On 6/10/2011 at 10:04 PM, spratters said:

  On 6/10/2011 at 9:49 PM, asymmetrical head said:

I just came across a friends FB this morning and she was talking about her breakfast or whatever and she mentioned preparing something in her microwave. Then someone had to come along using the pedestal stance and reply by only saying "I don't use microwaves". even his face was pretty cringeworthy because I pictured him saying it!

 

I can accept when people act this way about music, television, and food among other things. but being a douche against an everyday household appliance and posting it?

 

the girl that posted it is having a house warming party and this dude accepted her invite. I think I'm gonna stop by and slap his face!

 

Definately deserves his cumupance. Maybe the good old act of seagulling the bastard.

 

However, I don't condone putting up details about what you are eating on Facebook. You don't tend to tell any person you are with what you are eating so why would someone, who could be miles away, give a shit?

I just learned about seagulling:

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seagulling

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

 

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.

  On 6/10/2011 at 10:04 PM, spratters said:

  On 6/10/2011 at 9:49 PM, asymmetrical head said:

I just came across a friends FB this morning and she was talking about her breakfast or whatever and she mentioned preparing something in her microwave. Then someone had to come along using the pedestal stance and reply by only saying "I don't use microwaves". even his face was pretty cringeworthy because I pictured him saying it!

 

I can accept when people act this way about music, television, and food among other things. but being a douche against an everyday household appliance and posting it?

 

the girl that posted it is having a house warming party and this dude accepted her invite. I think I'm gonna stop by and slap his face!

 

Definately deserves his cumupance. Maybe the good old act of seagulling the bastard.

 

However, I don't condone putting up details about what you are eating on Facebook. You don't tend to tell any person you are with what you are eating so why would someone, who could be miles away, give a shit?

I just learned about seagulling:

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seagulling

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

 

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.

It turns out I met the guy about 5 years ago at a bar through some friends. All I remember is a very friendly handshake.

  On 6/13/2011 at 7:39 PM, david said:

 

im not sure i understand how this guys all of a sudden a douchebag for saying i dont use microwaves.

I think FB is an extension of actual conversations you have with "CLOSE" friends. So I see it as a discussion one can have when they are together. So I pictured the exchange in real life. Someone just casually mentioning preparing something in a microwave and up comes someone just straight up saying "I don't use microwaves!" sounds pretty douchey in a conversation.

  On 6/10/2011 at 10:50 PM, 277: 930-933 said:

I don't use Facebook.

lol

A lot of people are gay about microwaves, I don't see the problem. I cook most of my vegetables and rice and pasta and stuff in there.

microwaves cook food digitally. I prefer analog food

  On 6/14/2011 at 2:13 AM, marf said:

microwaves cook food digitally. I prefer analog food

Ummmmm. Microwaves are waves. How much more analog can you get?

Thats like saying radio is too digital.

i guess so. Ill have to read up more on them. They are kind of cool. A little wiki research. Very complex. The science of it is interesting.