a bird just shat on my face

A bird shat right in my ear once. I have no idea how it managed it. I was was walking vertically (as one does on the mean streets of Dublin) and then POP! Straight in. I thought it was an insect flying in there. My finger said no.

this is a great thread

  On 6/16/2011 at 1:52 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

this is a great shit thread

have you ever seen a spider poo? I have. I was in a hotel room near Amsterdam Airport, and my room faced a massive farmer's field. There was a sticker on the window warning against opening it because of the bugs. These windows were covered in spiders webs on the outside. When dusk arrived, all the spiders came out to set their traps. It was fucking terrifying, but I stood there behind the safety of the glass and watched them while smoking a spliff. I was concentrating on this one spider in particular and all of a sudden it curled up into a bracing position with its abdomen down, and let 3 small drops of dark fluid out.

It was either shit or piss. But it caught me by surprise. A spider shitting is not something I considered before.

  On 6/15/2011 at 9:43 PM, dean789 said:

My advice is not to continue dating a bird that shits in your face, she'll shit all over you in the long run

class act from dean.

  On 6/16/2011 at 6:35 PM, rumbo said:

have you ever seen a spider poo? I have.

I wish all my stories could start like this.

i think the government have taken over ETs account

Thanks for being alive , ET

Aw abusive geoge beat me to it.