Joyrex Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Heard this morning on NPR: http://www.npr.org/2011/06/22/137335112/flooding-forces-11-00-n-d-residents-to-leave-minot Quote Thousands of Minot residents face a Wednesday deadline to evacuate their homes for a second time this spring as the rising Souris River moves closer to swamping the North Dakota city with what's predicted to be its worst flood in four decades. Officials have ordered about 11,000 people, or a quarter of the city's residents, to evacuate by 6 p.m. But they cautioned even that deadline may be too generous, and said they are prepared to sound warning sirens if water spills over Minot's protective levees any earlier. "Public safety is paramount," Mayor Curt Zimbelman said Tuesday. "The water is rising fast, and people need to get evacuated as soon as possible." Water from the Souris River, which loops down from Canada through north central North Dakota and is bloated by heavy spring snowmelt and rain on both sides of the border, is expected to top the city's levees within two days. The resulting deluge is expected to dwarf the historic flood of 1969, when the Souris reached 1,554.5 feet above sea level. Zimbelman said the river was already just a tenth of an inch shy of that level at one bridge Tuesday afternoon. It's expected to hit nearly 1,563 feet this weekend — topping the historical record of 1,558 feet set in 1881 by Friday or Saturday. About 10,000 Minot residents were evacuated earlier this month before the river hit 1,554.1 feet. They were later let back into their homes, but told to be ready to leave again quickly. The 1969 flood prompted the Army Corps of Engineers to build a dike system that has been beefed up several times since. But those levees are unable to contain the latest flows coming south from Saskatchawan. Zimbelman said crews are focusing efforts on building dikes to protect critical infrastructure such as the sewer system, water plants, schools and City Hall. The city also is working on plans to put up secondary dikes outside fringe areas. Officials at Minot International Airport, which sits on a hill on the north part of town, said the airport will remain fully operational. "Once we have the critical sites secured, we'll start on these other areas trying to protect as many homes and businesses as possible," he said. "We will continue until the water pushes us out of the area." Similar protective efforts are being made in the nearby 1,200-resident town of Burlington. Gov. Jack Dalrymple said Tuesday that residents in Burlington evacuation zones need to be out by noon Wednesday. Ward County residents living along the river must evacuate by 6 p.m., he said. Nearly 500 North Dakota National Guard soldiers were in Minot to provide traffic control, ensure people were leaving left their homes and secure neighborhoods. Guard commander Dave Sprynczynatyk said he expected the impending flood to be one of greatest as far as impact on the community as a whole that he's seen during his 40-year career. "What I see right now is probably the most devastating in terms of the number of people directly impacted and what will likely be the damage to homes as the water begins to overtop the levees and fill in behind," he said. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Looks like dude will finally get a proper bath. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 *awaits his extremely specific assessment of the damage* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 On 6/22/2011 at 4:29 PM, patternoverlap said: *awaits his extremely specific assessment of the damage* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605581 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 From his website : #5 A documentary about me!? Wow!: During the summer of 2011, a film crew (sorry, the name of the company that's doing this is classified) might be coming to make a documentary about me. Details are vague at the moment, but this is definitely a first for me. It all happened by chance too. One day, I was doing my daily check as usual and, out of nowhere, I got this E-mail and it started from that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bob Dylan's signature Hide all signatures *** This announcement is brought to you by the Shimago-Dominguez Corporation *** helping America into the New World... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 LOL Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 there's a lot of 5's in this thread Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide vertsk8er419's signature Hide all signatures youtube • last.fm Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 On 6/22/2011 at 5:14 PM, Philip Glass said: From his website : #5 A documentary about me!? Wow!: During the summer of 2011, a film crew (sorry, the name of the company that's doing this is classified) might be coming to make a documentary about me. Details are vague at the moment, but this is definitely a first for me. It all happened by chance too. One day, I was doing my daily check as usual and, out of nowhere, I got this E-mail and it started from that. probably a group of watmmers... they seem to hold the most interest in this creep! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 On 6/22/2011 at 5:12 PM, disparaissant said: On 6/22/2011 at 4:29 PM, patternoverlap said: *awaits his extremely specific assessment of the damage* hahahaha wow that was brilliant. great acting. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKJejO6vAls I imagine it will look exactly like this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazen Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 On 6/22/2011 at 5:14 PM, Philip Glass said: From his website : #5 A documentary about me!? Wow!: During the summer of 2011, a film crew (sorry, the name of the company that's doing this is classified) might be coming to make a documentary about me. Details are vague at the moment, but this is definitely a first for me. It all happened by chance too. One day, I was doing my daily check as usual and, out of nowhere, I got this E-mail and it started from that. Brilliant! I was saying the other month how someone should make a documentary about him Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Quote #13 A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying: This has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying. While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen. When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem? I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear. I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening. How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop. I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen. Ohmy... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 On 6/22/2011 at 9:42 PM, Drahken said: Quote #13 A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying: This has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying. While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen. When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem? I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear. I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening. How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop. I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen. Ohmy... that's walking a delicious line between disturbing and lulz (with a dash of pity) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605755 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 maybe this a side affect of eating nothing but decreased cheese pizza and 6 cans of lemonade everyday Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 On 6/22/2011 at 9:48 PM, theSun said: On 6/22/2011 at 9:42 PM, Drahken said: Quote #13 A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying: This has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying. While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen. When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem? I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear. I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening. How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop. I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen. Ohmy... that's walking a delicious line between disturbing and lulz (with a dash of pity) that can't be real. I wonder if he asked that science forum about it? Does anyone remember what site that was? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bubba69's signature Hide all signatures https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 i wish he was trolling, but i dont think he is Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Quote (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%) Comedy genius or completely bonkers? We'll never know. And that's the true sign of a genius. Or is it? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1605976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 On 6/22/2011 at 9:42 PM, Drahken said: Quote #13 A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying: This has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying. While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen. When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem? I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear. I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening. How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop. I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen. Ohmy... lolololol but why is it green? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1606011 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Quote ulillillia in your update you describe... "I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear." What does this substance taste like? freedomfriestastebad 1 month ago 13 Quote I refuse to bother tasting it. It seems disgusting in a way actually.ulillillia 1 month ago 10 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1606147 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 oh lord i am not generally grossed out by stuff but that is just... oh lord. that is disgusting. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1606157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Echo Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 ULILLILLIA NO Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1606206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 (edited) Along with a TimeCube documentary, I once had a vague idea of interviewing Ulillillia. But as Iain C once said on WATMM before; he's simply too weird for the wider world. He's quite happy in his bubble and I don't think he'd take well to the negative attention he'd garner. Good luck, Ulillillia. Edit: Also, I'm not sure I'd actually want to spend any time with him, lol. Edited June 23, 2011 by Gary C Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1606214 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Fascinating, Ulillillia has green sperm. He should start selling it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1606220 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 I feel bad for the guy. He needs some kind of life coach to explain these things to him. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1606294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Where are his parents, surely they must know that all is not alright with their son. Don't they have sex ed. in school where he lives? Or is even going to school. I forget. And what was this thanksgiving boner incident? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/#findComment-1606300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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