Ulillillia May Have To Evacuate

Heard this morning on NPR:

http://www.npr.org/2011/06/22/137335112/flooding-forces-11-00-n-d-residents-to-leave-minot

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Thousands of Minot residents face a Wednesday deadline to evacuate their homes for a second time this spring as the rising Souris River moves closer to swamping the North Dakota city with what's predicted to be its worst flood in four decades.

 

Officials have ordered about 11,000 people, or a quarter of the city's residents, to evacuate by 6 p.m. But they cautioned even that deadline may be too generous, and said they are prepared to sound warning sirens if water spills over Minot's protective levees any earlier.

 

"Public safety is paramount," Mayor Curt Zimbelman said Tuesday. "The water is rising fast, and people need to get evacuated as soon as possible."

 

Water from the Souris River, which loops down from Canada through north central North Dakota and is bloated by heavy spring snowmelt and rain on both sides of the border, is expected to top the city's levees within two days.

 

The resulting deluge is expected to dwarf the historic flood of 1969, when the Souris reached 1,554.5 feet above sea level. Zimbelman said the river was already just a tenth of an inch shy of that level at one bridge Tuesday afternoon. It's expected to hit nearly 1,563 feet this weekend — topping the historical record of 1,558 feet set in 1881 by Friday or Saturday.

 

About 10,000 Minot residents were evacuated earlier this month before the river hit 1,554.1 feet. They were later let back into their homes, but told to be ready to leave again quickly.

 

The 1969 flood prompted the Army Corps of Engineers to build a dike system that has been beefed up several times since. But those levees are unable to contain the latest flows coming south from Saskatchawan.

 

Zimbelman said crews are focusing efforts on building dikes to protect critical infrastructure such as the sewer system, water plants, schools and City Hall. The city also is working on plans to put up secondary dikes outside fringe areas.

 

Officials at Minot International Airport, which sits on a hill on the north part of town, said the airport will remain fully operational.

 

"Once we have the critical sites secured, we'll start on these other areas trying to protect as many homes and businesses as possible," he said. "We will continue until the water pushes us out of the area."

 

Similar protective efforts are being made in the nearby 1,200-resident town of Burlington.

 

Gov. Jack Dalrymple said Tuesday that residents in Burlington evacuation zones need to be out by noon Wednesday. Ward County residents living along the river must evacuate by 6 p.m., he said.

 

Nearly 500 North Dakota National Guard soldiers were in Minot to provide traffic control, ensure people were leaving left their homes and secure neighborhoods.

 

Guard commander Dave Sprynczynatyk said he expected the impending flood to be one of greatest as far as impact on the community as a whole that he's seen during his 40-year career.

 

"What I see right now is probably the most devastating in terms of the number of people directly impacted and what will likely be the damage to homes as the water begins to overtop the levees and fill in behind," he said.

Looks like dude will finally get a proper bath.

*awaits his extremely specific assessment of the damage*

  On 6/22/2011 at 4:29 PM, patternoverlap said:

*awaits his extremely specific assessment of the damage*

From his website :

#5 A documentary about me!? Wow!: During the summer of 2011, a film crew (sorry, the name of the company that's doing this is classified) might be coming to make a documentary about me. Details are vague at the moment, but this is definitely a first for me. It all happened by chance too. One day, I was doing my daily check as usual and, out of nowhere, I got this E-mail and it started from that.

LOL

there's a lot of 5's in this thread

  On 6/22/2011 at 5:14 PM, Philip Glass said:

From his website :

 

 

#5 A documentary about me!? Wow!: During the summer of 2011, a film crew (sorry, the name of the company that's doing this is classified) might be coming to make a documentary about me. Details are vague at the moment, but this is definitely a first for me. It all happened by chance too. One day, I was doing my daily check as usual and, out of nowhere, I got this E-mail and it started from that.

probably a group of watmmers... they seem to hold the most interest in this creep!

  On 6/22/2011 at 5:12 PM, disparaissant said:

  On 6/22/2011 at 4:29 PM, patternoverlap said:

*awaits his extremely specific assessment of the damage*

hahahaha

wow that was brilliant. great acting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKJejO6vAls

I imagine it will look exactly like this.

  On 6/22/2011 at 5:14 PM, Philip Glass said:

From his website :

 

 

#5 A documentary about me!? Wow!: During the summer of 2011, a film crew (sorry, the name of the company that's doing this is classified) might be coming to make a documentary about me. Details are vague at the moment, but this is definitely a first for me. It all happened by chance too. One day, I was doing my daily check as usual and, out of nowhere, I got this E-mail and it started from that.

Brilliant! I was saying the other month how someone should make a documentary about him

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#13 A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying: This has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying. While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen. When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem? I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear. I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening. How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop. I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen.

Ohmy...

  On 6/22/2011 at 9:42 PM, Drahken said:

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#13 A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying: This has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying. While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen. When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem? I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear. I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening. How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop. I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen.

 

Ohmy...

that's walking a delicious line between disturbing and lulz

(with a dash of pity)

maybe this a side affect of eating nothing but decreased cheese pizza and 6 cans of lemonade everyday

  On 6/22/2011 at 9:48 PM, theSun said:

  On 6/22/2011 at 9:42 PM, Drahken said:

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#13 A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying: This has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying. While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen. When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem? I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear. I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening. How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop. I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen.

 

Ohmy...

 

that's walking a delicious line between disturbing and lulz

 

(with a dash of pity)

that can't be real. I wonder if he asked that science forum about it? Does anyone remember what site that was?

i wish he was trolling, but i dont think he is

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(hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%)

Comedy genius or completely bonkers? We'll never know. And that's the true sign of a genius. Or is it?

  On 6/22/2011 at 9:42 PM, Drahken said:

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#13 A yellowish-green gelantious unknown - annoying: This has been something that's been going on for about 2 years by now and it's extremely annoying. While I'm sleeping, there's about a 10% chance each sleep-wake cycle of mine that this will happen. When it does happen, I'm otherwise forced to wake up and take care of the mess. What's the problem? I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear. I've been thinking I'm piddling in my underwear, much like 1-year-olds often do (only in diapers). I have no idea why this is happening. How to stop it? That I don't know either. At least it's rare, but I would like it to stop. I don't know what's different that I'm doing that's causing this to happen.

 

Ohmy...

lolololol

but why is it green?

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ulillillia in your update you describe... "I wake up to a sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance in my underwear."

 

What does this substance taste like?

freedomfriestastebad 1 month ago 13

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I refuse to bother tasting it. It seems disgusting in a way actually.

ulillillia 1 month ago 10

oh lord i am not generally grossed out by stuff but that is just... oh lord. that is disgusting.

ULILLILLIA NO

Along with a TimeCube documentary, I once had a vague idea of interviewing Ulillillia.

But as Iain C once said on WATMM before; he's simply too weird for the wider world. He's quite happy in his bubble and I don't think he'd take well to the negative attention he'd garner.

Good luck, Ulillillia.

Edit: Also, I'm not sure I'd actually want to spend any time with him, lol.

Fascinating, Ulillillia has green sperm. He should start selling it.

I feel bad for the guy. He needs some kind of life coach to explain these things to him.

Where are his parents, surely they must know that all is not alright with their son. Don't they have sex ed. in school where he lives? Or is even going to school. I forget. And what was this thanksgiving boner incident?