patternoverlap Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 I believe he's in his 20s so I don't think he has to go to school anymore. The boner thing was completely implied by a small passage in one of his blog entries. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606308 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 On 6/22/2011 at 8:48 PM, xxx said: On 6/22/2011 at 8:22 PM, scones to die for said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKJejO6vAls I imagine it will look exactly like this. I love this video so much. The blinking WARNING excitement always gets me because of the sad "Thanksgiving Boner" debacle. Thanksgiving Boner? What is this? Need to know. Quote On November 15, 2008, I had a case very close to that 6-74 dream. I went to dad's work place, for half the day (it was a Saturday, since I had to go grocery shopping, an unusually long 3 weeks since I last did). When I came back, I found a sizeable chunk of my room having been cleaned... by mom. I spent 2 hours that day sifting through the bags to search for and retrieve things she stashed in there, including a souvenir from my vacation a few months ago (yes, the Tropicana Light Lemonade box I consider as a souvenir since this item is no longer seen in my area). She also threw away an envelope I needed so I get something, about the day I was going to get it too. I did a few counter measures of this, by blocking the door and being mean to her verbally, but that was about it. For several days after it, I didn't even look at her. However, she made a promise. She was to never do this again, except if we work together. If she breaks the promise, I'm doing the same thing to her room twice over as a counter measure. wat.a.prick. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazen Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 On 6/23/2011 at 3:51 PM, thanks robert moses said: Quote blah blah ... I found a sizeable chunk of my room having been cleaned... by mom. I spent 2 hours that day sifting through the bags to search for and retrieve things she stashed in there, including a souvenir from my vacation a few months ago (yes, the Tropicana Light Lemonade box I consider as a souvenir since this item is no longer seen in my area) ... If she breaks the promise, I'm doing the same thing to her room twice over as a counter measure. wat.a.prick. These things are important to him. A souvenir from a vacation - do you know how often he gets to go on vacation? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 (edited) yeah for real he had ZERO VACATIONS in a period of EIGHT POINT ONE YEARS! ...why am i reading his website? edit: and it was a carton of light lemonade, which was like the only thing he drank for years and isn't sold near where he lives any more. i mean it's weird but he literally lives in a tiny bubble and what is important to him is not in any way logical to anyone else. Edited June 23, 2011 by disparaissant Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 He's fascinating. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 i think he might have a really bad UTI...its not sposed to be green. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 (edited) i googled green semen and came up with this. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/discolored-semen/AN00779 Quote Question Discolored semen: What does it mean? I've noticed that my semen has a yellowish-green tint to it. Should I be concerned about discolored semen? Answer from Todd B. Nippoldt, M.D. Semen color and consistency can vary based on factors such as age, diet and frequency of ejaculation. However, yellowish-green semen may indicate a prostate infection. Semen is normally a whitish, cloudy fluid. It's usually quite thick just after ejaculation but liquefies about 20 to 30 minutes later. Changes in the appearance of semen are usually temporary and not a health concern. However, sometimes these changes can be a sign of an underlying medical condition that requires further evaluation. If these changes persist for longer than three to four weeks, see your doctor for an evaluation. Maybe ullilllia himself posted the question? although it being the first search result probably means it's a common problem. in that case it's likely that he's had a prostate infection for over 2 years! Edited June 23, 2011 by GORDO Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606539 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Quote #10 Christmas 2008 the worst in at least a decade: Christmas is my second favorite holiday of the year, a close second; Independence Day is in first place. However, this year was one of the worst in a long time. We had company over, something extremely rare, and both parents wouldn't let me go out of my room due to a reason that's confidential. I had a solution, a blanket (which worked before), but my parents wouldn't allow it due to a supposed "rule". This ruined this year's Christmas. As a consequence, I'm now taking counter measures for what they did - not doing things they want when they tell me to. In addition, I'm not going to get them any where near as much in the way of gifts next year, and canceling any birthday gifts. I had one for my dad, but now I'm not going to get him it because he played a role with this. At least one was friendly and had sympathy, my sister. She won't be affected by the counter measures. As a consequence, I was not able to participate in the gift-opening (I was still lucky enough to get a photo), or even the family games. Instead of doing this, with nothing else for me to do otherwise, I worked on my web site update. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 On 6/22/2011 at 6:13 PM, asymmetrical head said: On 6/22/2011 at 5:14 PM, Philip Glass said: From his website : #5 A documentary about me!? Wow!: During the summer of 2011, a film crew (sorry, the name of the company that's doing this is classified) might be coming to make a documentary about me. Details are vague at the moment, but this is definitely a first for me. It all happened by chance too. One day, I was doing my daily check as usual and, out of nowhere, I got this E-mail and it started from that. probably a group of watmmers... they seem to hold the most interest in this creep! Don't call Ulillillia a creep. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 On 6/23/2011 at 10:30 PM, xxx said: ... he's so uncomfortable talking about sexual matters but gets fanatically precise about daily wind speeds in knots or the probability of having a wet dream about Bubsy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Ulillillia may have to ejaculate Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 ulillillias mom mated with a tree, hes sperms is actually clorofill Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Quote folded up inside himself like an inside-out penis-sock can't remember who, but i feel that sums up aspergers/ocd/all this shit Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 On 6/23/2011 at 10:27 PM, GORDO said: i googled green semen and came up with this. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/discolored-semen/AN00779 Quote Question Discolored semen: What does it mean? I've noticed that my semen has a yellowish-green tint to it. Should I be concerned about discolored semen? Answer from Todd B. Nippoldt, M.D. Semen color and consistency can vary based on factors such as age, diet and frequency of ejaculation. However, yellowish-green semen may indicate a prostate infection. Semen is normally a whitish, cloudy fluid. It's usually quite thick just after ejaculation but liquefies about 20 to 30 minutes later. Changes in the appearance of semen are usually temporary and not a health concern. However, sometimes these changes can be a sign of an underlying medical condition that requires further evaluation. If these changes persist for longer than three to four weeks, see your doctor for an evaluation. Maybe ullilllia himself posted the question? although it being the first search result probably means it's a common problem. in that case it's likely that he's had a prostate infection for over 2 years! You've got it wrong. It's way more likely that this stuff is coming from his butt. Passing mucus from the butt is a pretty common symptom of various digestive ills - I've shat mucus myself and it's pretty disconcerting when it happens. It's a mostly odourless, yellowish jelly. Given Ulillillia's "unconventional" diet, I'd place my money on the fact that it's a relatively common and harmless mucus issue. I'm sure xxx can weigh in with more gory details. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 (edited) He must have been possessed by a Lich at some point on one of his vacations, and the altoid tins serve as the dead wizards phylactery. Beware, Cowards. Sinistar lives.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU Edited December 2, 2016 by thanks robert moses Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606951 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 this thread is grossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgrossgross ughghghg Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1606997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lullezucht Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 On 6/24/2011 at 12:07 AM, Coalbucket PI said: Ulillillia may have to ejaculate Flooding Imminent In Minot, ND Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1607041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 What if he ends up drowning or losing his home in the flood? Really funny then, eh? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1607112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 On 6/24/2011 at 2:22 PM, lullezucht said: On 6/24/2011 at 12:07 AM, Coalbucket PI said: Ulillillia may have to ejaculate Flooding Imminent In Minot, ND LOL! joke2joke1 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67001-ulillillia-may-have-to-evacuate/page/2/#findComment-1607123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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