If you were an inflatable neck pillow...

I have an overnight flight from LA to Baltimore in a few hours and cant find it. I've looked fucking everywhere.

My apartment isn't that big. Where the fuck is it?

bedroom - check

living room - check

parking garage - check

front closet - check

car - check

kitchen - check

wtf. help.

curled around my groin

Ha ha. Very funny. I'm dead serious. Where the fuck is it?

  On 7/2/2011 at 2:14 AM, dr lopez said:

curled around my groin

lol, i used it to wipe my arse.

Dude, you're wearing it.

Stop watmming and do a proper search. If you used it on the way over, it's still somewhere findable. If you had it in storage though, just buy a new one and stop stressing, it's not worth the hassle of looking. Once you're in that window of a few hours from the flight, you've just gotta be ready.

ummm ok i dunno under a bed in a box.

in a lower-to-the-floor but bigger kitchen drawer, u know places to keep batteries and things

in a suitcase used previously for a trip but was in a smaller compartment that forgot to get unpacked

I bet Kaen knows.

You wore it when you went biking and that "good Samaritan" stole it.

Maybe it's stolen your plane ticket and is currently in a taxi heading to the airport on the shoulders of the invisible man.

Probably deflated and folded into the deepest and darkest recesses of your house.

It's in my butt.

i blame the dog or cat. they are asserting their dominance with it as you read this

I'm giving up. This sucks. I know I'm going to go out, buy one, go on my trip, come home and find the other one.

Life is hard sometimes.

Next to your bath toys

God, it probably costs five dollars at the airport.

  On 7/2/2011 at 4:43 AM, delet... said:

God, it probably costs five dollars at the airport.

pop costs 5 dollars at the airport...

I would probably be up LUDD's tight virgin asshole.

your wife threw it out cause she "fucking hates that thing"

  On 7/2/2011 at 6:08 AM, yek said:

  On 7/2/2011 at 4:43 AM, delet... said:

God, it probably costs five dollars at the airport.

pop costs 5 dollars at the airport...

true that.

It's in your sex toy drawer with the other inflatables. At least mine is. Alternatively, where in your house is the equivalent of the muziq forum, it's amost certainly there.

If the worst comes to the worst you could always hire an emergency children's party clown, and he could make you one out of balloons, hopefully with a daschund face.