If you were an inflatable neck pillow...

It's gotta be in one of the top drawers of a chest of drawers. Seems like the only reasonable place to keep it.

My dad has a cupboard full of suitcases and these things are lying on the floor in there. I hate them though, my neck is too long and I think I need about three of them to be able to rest my head on them

  On 7/2/2011 at 4:21 AM, jefferoo said:

I'm giving up. This sucks. I know I'm going to go out, buy one, go on my trip, come home and find the other one.

Life is hard sometimes.

At least your wife will finally have one you inconsiderate jerk.

have you checked the yard?

it's probably hiding in another set of luggage

it probably got torn up into little pieces by rats and made into a rat's nest behind your bedroom walls. Call an exterminator.

under the ass of a fat guy with hemorrhoids.

  On 7/2/2011 at 3:27 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

My dad has a cupboard full of suitcases and these things are lying on the floor in there. I hate them though, my neck is too long and I think I need about three of them to be able to rest my head on them

Maybe you left it on a plane.

looks like it's ready to drop a deuce down your back.

LOLs awarded to Braintree, Chaosmachne and Jules

I'd be hiding in plain sight i.e. around your neck.

heh @ deuce.

wherever Roseanne Barr would have me

i would probably be hiding between scarlett johannson's thighs

edit: i wish i was a fucking inflatable neck pillow, damn