When taxidermy goes bad

  On 8/12/2014 at 11:01 PM, jasondonervan said:

yeah, that's way too good for this thread.

*hangs foxy head in shame*

*from decorative shield*

  On 8/13/2014 at 8:09 AM, feltcher said:

 

  On 8/12/2014 at 11:01 PM, jasondonervan said:

That's pretty good taxiderpy.

 

Yeah, but it was supposed to be an octopus. This is an advanced horrible job at taxidermy. Like if a demolition company were paid to clear a block of abandoned warehouses but instead used the funds to build a zen temple and rock garden in an unrelated part of town. "Your ineptitude is highly aesthetic and well executed."

this thread has sucked the internet dry of all good bad taxidermy ever.

  On 8/13/2014 at 10:18 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 8/13/2014 at 8:09 AM, feltcher said:

 

  On 8/12/2014 at 11:01 PM, jasondonervan said:

That's pretty good taxiderpy.

 

Yeah, but it was supposed to be an octopus. This is an advanced horrible job at taxidermy. Like if a demolition company were paid to clear a block of abandoned warehouses but instead used the funds to build a zen temple and rock garden in an unrelated part of town. "Your ineptitude is highly aesthetic and well executed."

 

peace 7 jumps to my rescue, thank the Gods.

  On 8/13/2014 at 12:11 PM, peace 7 said:

Haha, and for added unintended lulz, July 24th is actually my birthday

  On 8/13/2014 at 12:24 PM, unteleportedman said:

IDM MAN KNOWS TOO MUCH.....

  On 8/13/2014 at 12:11 PM, peace 7 said:

Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.

  On 8/13/2014 at 1:46 PM, MadameChaos said:

Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.

 

So I actually closed my eyes to imagine that, and it was pretty serene. Not a care in the world. Feels the best when the seahorses are glowing pink/purple, the cloudless sky is sprayed with a jillion sparkles, and the moon is full. 360 degrees, not a landmass in sight. Water still. It's especially good if I don't have to tread water and can rotate without having to do swimming movements.

I went to the aquarium and smushed my face against the seahorse tank. It was pretty fucking serene.

Just in time for Christmas

  On 11/25/2014 at 2:59 PM, jasondonervan said:

Just in time for Christmas

 

Most IDM 2015

my aunt collects taxidermy owls. none funny enough to put in this thread

  On 11/25/2014 at 5:44 PM, yek said:

my aunt collects taxidermy owls. none funny enough to put in this thread

Unacceptable

  On 11/25/2014 at 2:59 PM, jasondonervan said:

Just in time for Christmas

 

$750.00. fucking yeah.

/https://instagram.com/p/0nQfNMnTjr/

Poledancing raccoons tho

This thread.

  On 4/23/2016 at 10:30 PM, Gocab said:

This thread.

dammit, I thought there was new pix, I was sooo happy

I believe we have posted all of the bad taxidermy of the internet here

Yeah, sorry about that.