Best album titles

I'd very much enjoy perusing a list of these. GO!

/thread

wait, no, this:

full title:

When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King

What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight

And He'll Win The Whole Thing 'fore He Enters The Ring

There's No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might

So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand

And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights

And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land

And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cause You'll Know That You're Right

  On 7/16/2011 at 7:24 PM, triachus said:

Fiona Apple - "When The Pawn..."

 

full title:

 

When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King

What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight

And He'll Win The Whole Thing 'fore He Enters The Ring

There's No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might

So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand

And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights

And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land

And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cause You'll Know That You're Right

shiiiiiieeeet, I have this album too ( but never knew the full title was so outrageous )

that'll be hard to beat

, jerk

The Best of the Beatles

huh?

  On 7/16/2011 at 7:46 PM, verticalhold said:

huh?

poor pete

Winnipeg is a Frozen Shithole

the piper at the gates of dawn

Trout Mask Replica

Spasm Smash XXXOXOX Ox and Ass.

Killdozer - Uncompromising War on Art Under the Dictatorship of the Proletariat

Killdozer - Intellectuals are the Shoeshine Boys of the Ruling Elite

Negativland - These Guys are from England and Who Gives a Shit?

Negativland - Deathsentences of the Polished and Structurally Weak

Happy Flowers - Lasterday I Been Bad

Happy Flowers - They Cleaned My Cut Out with a Wire Brush

nomeansno - the day everything became isolated and destroyed (which is a compilation of two of their previous releases "The Day Everything Became Nothing" and "Small Parts Isolated and Destroyed" - and everyone should listen to nomeansno a lot cause they are fucking incredible)

i dunno, a bunch of Residents albums, lots of older punk/alternative shit etc.

  On 7/17/2011 at 7:52 AM, chenGOD said:

 

thanks for these!

I was running "nomeansno" through my head a thousand times (no-meee-an-sno... nome-ansno... ) before the profound realization

it's a Sunday

also, I like Killdozer a lot

Ten Grand - The Comprehensive List Of Everyone Who Has Ever Done Anything Wrong To Us

Happy Mondays - Squirrel and G-Man Twenty Four Hour Party People Plastic Face Carnt Smile (White Out)

personal favourite:

Cap'n Jazz - Burritos, Inspiration Point, Fork Balloon Sports, Cards In The Spokes, Automatic Biographies, Kites, Kung Fu, Trophies, Banana Peels We've Slipped On and Egg Shells We've Tippy Toed Over (also known as Schmap'n Schmazz)

They may be tame [length wise] compared to others in this thread, but the Locust have some awesomely titled albums

Safety Second, Body Last

and they have an album called

New Erections

Also some of their track titles, such as the following off of Plague Soundscapes:

The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You In His Office

Twenty Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur

also..

Music is Rotted One Note

  On 7/17/2011 at 8:24 AM, disparaissant said:

Cap'n Jazz - Burritos, Inspiration Point, Fork Balloon Sports, Cards In The Spokes, Automatic Biographies, Kites, Kung Fu, Trophies, Banana Peels We've Slipped On and Egg Shells We've Tippy Toed Over (also known as Schmap'n Schmazz)

I don't have too many in my collection

honourable mention:

George Clinto - "How Late Do You Have 2BB4UR Absent?" (just for general awfulness)

TISM - "www.tism.wanker.com" (giggle)

Syntheme - "Lasers n Shit"

Stereolab - "Space Age Bachelor Pad Music" (classy)

and one that I absolutely can't stand: Mogwai - "Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will"

...all pretty tame I guess...

oh man Lasers 'n' Shit is like the best album title ever. also a great album.

max tundra - parallax error beheads you

not long or anything, but clever

'Lying On The Floor Mingling With God In A Tijuana Hotel Room Next Door To A Veterinary Supply Store' by WATMM's own Fluorescent Grey

Locust Abortion Technician

  On 7/17/2011 at 8:09 AM, verticalhold said:

  On 7/17/2011 at 7:52 AM, chenGOD said:

 

 

thanks for these!

 

I was running "nomeansno" through my head a thousand times (no-meee-an-sno... nome-ansno... ) before the profound realization

it's a Sunday

 

also, I like Killdozer a lot

Killdozer are like the best band ever.

nomeansno comes in a close second.

their cover of Dead Kennedy's "forward to death" is one of the greatest things ever

  On 7/17/2011 at 10:37 AM, Stoppit said:

'Lying On The Floor Mingling With God In A Tijuana Hotel Room Next Door To A Veterinary Supply Store' by WATMM's own Fluorescent Grey

That's a good one too. And a good album.

More album titles -

Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables

Butthole Surfers - Psychic ... Powerless ... Another Man's Sac

Butthole Surfers - Locust Abortion Technician

Butthole Surfers - Cream Corn from the Socket Davis

Minutemen - What Makes a Man Start Fires

oh snap can't believe I forgot Melvins

"Gluey Porch Treatment"

"Hostile Ambient Takeover"

"Pigs of the Roman Empire" (with Lustmord!)

The Caretaker

"Selected Memories from the Haunted Ballroom"

"Theoretically Pure Anterograde Amnesia"

"An Empty Bliss from Beyond this World"

  On 7/17/2011 at 11:45 AM, chenGOD said:

 

 

Killdozer are like the best band ever.

 

I work in a sausage plant, it makes my clothes stink!

That recent µ-Ziq that nobody likes