Best album titles

AAh! completely forgot about Acid Mothers! And yes, Constellation Records is chock full of album titles

(some great albums there though)

Tortoise - Gently Cupping the Chin of the Ape

Puscifer - "V" is for Vagina

  On 7/19/2011 at 8:21 AM, verticalhold said:

Tortoise - Gently Cupping the Chin of the Ape

 

Puscifer - "V" is for Vagina

ha, yep

fucking brilliant avatar there! euuuuurgh!! monkey dust!

  On 7/19/2011 at 8:21 AM, verticalhold said:

Puscifer - "V" is for Vagina

after that, they released

"C" Is For (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here) E.P.

at least the cover isn't ridiculous

i was wrong

  On 7/17/2011 at 2:55 PM, AcrossCanyons said:

Bear vs. Shark - Right Now, You're in the Best of Hands. And If Something Isn't Quite Right, Your Doctor Will Know in a Hurry

Ahh you beat me to it!

  On 7/18/2011 at 6:50 PM, triachus said:

My People Were Fair And Had Sky In Their Hair But Now They're Content To Wear Stars On Their Brows

 

 

 

 

by Tyrannosaurus Rex

 

 

don't know the band, just stumbled upon it

Nice, I haven't heard that one - or heard OF it.

  On 7/19/2011 at 5:09 PM, triachus said:

i was wrong

this changes everything

a guy called gerald, to all things what they need.

What does that even mean?

  On 7/19/2011 at 7:41 PM, baph said:

  On 7/19/2011 at 5:09 PM, triachus said:

i was wrong

 

this changes everything

Smashing my Cock Endlessly With a Lump Hammer by The Strawberry Pancakes.

Minor classic.

  On 7/19/2011 at 7:41 PM, baph said:

  On 7/19/2011 at 5:09 PM, triachus said:

i was wrong

 

this changes everything

:sup:

  On 7/20/2011 at 10:52 PM, patternoverlap said:

that's just a shit title right there

The Chariot- Everything is Alive, Everything is Breathing, Nothing is Broken, Nothing is Bleeding.

just found this

True Window - "As High As The Highest Heavens And From The Center To The Circumference Of The Earth"

Yo La Tengo - I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass

  On 7/31/2011 at 5:49 PM, usagi said:

not an album title but deserves a mention: TISM - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE

"I rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted Shane Crawford"

Ok so its not the title of the album, but on the new Brian Eno album there is a track entitled "as if your eyes were partly closed as if you honed the swirl within them and offered me...the world"

Chumbawumba - The Boy Bands Have Won, and All the Copyists and the Tribute Bands and the TV Talent Show Producers Have Won, If We Allow Our Culture to Be Shaped by Mimicry, Whether from Lack of Ideas or From Exaggerated Respect. You Should Never Try to Freeze Culture. What You Can Do Is Recycle That Culture. Take Your Older Brother's Hand-Me-Down Jacket and Re-Style It, Re-Fashion It to the Point Where It Becomes Your Own. But Don't Just Regurgitate Creative History, or Hold Art and Music and Literature as Fixed, Untouchable and Kept Under Glass. The People Who Try to 'Guard' Any Particular Form of Music Are, Like the Copyists and Manufactured Bands, Doing It the Worst Disservice, Because the Only Thing That You Can Do to Music That Will Damage It Is Not Change It, Not Make It Your Own. Because Then It Dies, Then It's Over, Then It's Done, and the Boy Bands Have Won.

Red Sparowes - Every Red Heart Shines Toward The Red Sun

not so ridiculous until you see the track names:

  Quote

1. The Great Leap Foward Poured Down Upon Us One Day Like A Mighty Storm, Suddenly And Furiously Blinding Our Senses. 6:59

2. We Stood Transfixed In Blank Devotion As Our Leader Spoke To Us, Looking Down On Our Mute Faces With A Great, Raging, And Unseeing Eye. 8:54

3. Like The Howling Glory Of The Darkest Winds, This Voice Was Thunderous And The Words Holy, Tangling Their Way Around Our Hearts And Clutching Our Innocent Awe. 10:07

4. A Message Of Avarice Rained Down And Carried Us Away Into False Dreams Of Endless Riches. 7:11

5. "Annihilate The Sparrow, That Stealer Or Seed, And Our Harvests Will Abound; We Will Watch Our Wealth Flood In." 8:43

6. And By Our Own Hand Did Every Last Bird Lie Silent In Their Puddles, The Air Barren Of Song As The Clouds Drifted Away. 1:42

7. Millions Starved And We Became Skinnier And Skinnier, While Our Leaders Became Fatter And Fatter. 9:54

8. Finally, As That Blazing Sun Shone Down Upon Us, Did We Know That True Enemy Was The Voice Of Blind Idolatry; And Only Then Did We Begin To Think For Ourselves. 8:03

butthole surfers - rembrandt pussyhorse

chrome - half machine lip moves

throbbing gristle - 20 jazz funk greats

BBBUNNY!BBUNNY!!BUNNY!!! by Mu on the now deceased V/vm Test.

whole other level of ridiculuous in here

Ween - 12 Golden Country Greats

Incredibad - The Lonely Islands

This just makes me laugh every time.