J3FF3R00 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 I'm trying to compile a list of foods that make you urgently have to go. You know, Mexican, bran, coffee. The more specific the better. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 bananas do it for me, if on an empty stomach I think green coconut milk/juice does it for me too Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622823 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ominous Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Cherries, Prunes. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622828 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 pizza hut Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 japanese Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622833 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 japanese pizza hut Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 okisawa prune hut Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 (edited) Anything acid with milk My parents' spaghetti sauce Poutine Edited July 22, 2011 by Enter a new display name Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622839 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 technically speaking, the only foods that don't make you go #2 are gummy bears and vicodin. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622841 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 coffee and a cigarette Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 No food can make me do anything. I choose to #2 of my own free will. Feels good man. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622855 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622860 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 donatos canned jalapenos Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 i was going to ask what clogs people up. my diet hasn't really changed much in the past few years but last week i had two bad bouts with constipation. one of the battles (which i eventually won) had me stark naked grunting over my toilet as i passed what looked like a real fire hydrant that instantly clogged the toilet. it was horrible but hasn't happened since. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Fuckin lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 apples. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622883 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 What was it that blocked you up, Jules? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 Prunes, guaranteed holy mother of god Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 look what I found Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 CATFISH Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 On 7/22/2011 at 2:46 AM, jules said: i was going to ask what clogs people up. my diet hasn't really changed much in the past few years but last week i had two bad bouts with constipation. one of the battles (which i eventually won) had me stark naked grunting over my toilet as i passed what looked like a real fire hydrant that instantly clogged the toilet. it was horrible but hasn't happened since. i read one day that eating lots of fruit, like grapes causes diarrhea. it does this so effectively that it is recommended by doctors to people for relief from constipation. i dunno, might be worth a shot. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622939 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 (edited) On 7/22/2011 at 3:53 AM, jefferoo said: What was it that blocked you up, Jules? I have no idea. I don't think I ate anything different. I eat fiber cereal every morning too. after work the other day, I came home, grabbed the paper and went for a nice quiet dump. halfway through the box scores I realized in was in for a rough go and then it occurred to me that I hadn't dropped a clip in 2 or 3 days. this was an epic struggle. I got up walked around, drank some water and then I really felt like I had a monkey tail. I ran awkwardly back to the bathroom, dropped down and nothing. it was peaking out like a turtle head but then would slide back in. I was sweating profusely as well and my hands were clammy on the side of the bowl. I didn't want to tear my sphincter or give myself a hernia. in the hysteria of this, I thought it would help to be naked. don't know why. still nothing. so I got dressed again and down some fiber drink. I was walking like I had been kicked in the balls and it felt like a bowling ball was resting on my colon. the next naked struggle involved audible grunting, panting, heavy breathing and a few seated double face palms. I straightened my back and soon I got this fire hydrant turd padt the point of no return. it eased itself into the bowl with such grace. I instantly felt lighter and thought of taking a photo but my thoughts quickly turned to wondering if I should somehow slice this meatloaf shaped bomb up somehow to facilitate an easier flush. I had no tools available so I took the chance and it stopped immediately. then I ate like 7 tacos for dinner. Edited July 22, 2011 by jules Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 On 7/22/2011 at 5:22 AM, jules said: On 7/22/2011 at 3:53 AM, jefferoo said: What was it that blocked you up, Jules? I have no idea. I don't think I ate anything different. I eat fiber cereal every morning too. after work the other day, I came home, grabbed the paper and went for a nice quiet dump. halfway through the box scores I realized in was in for a rough go and then it occurred to me that I hadn't dropped a clip in 2 or 3 days. this was an epic struggle. I got up walked around, drank some water and then I really felt like I had a monkey tail. I ran awkwardly back to the bathroom, dropped down and nothing. it was peaking out like a turtle head but then would slide back in. I was sweating profusely as well and my hands were clammy on the side of the bowl. I didn't want to tear my sphincter or give myself a hernia. in the hysteria of this, I thought it would help to be naked. don't know why. still nothing. so I got dressed again and down some fiber drink. I was walking like I had been kicked in the balls and it felt like a bowling ball was resting on my colon. the next naked struggle involved audible grunting, panting, heavy breathing and a few seated double face palms. I straightened my back and soon I got this fire hydrant turd padt the point of no return. it eased itself into the bowl with such grace. I instantly felt lighter and thought of taking a photo but my thoughts quickly turned to wondering if I should somehow slice this meatloaf shaped bomb up somehow to facilitate an easier flush. I had no tools available so I took the chance and it stopped immediately. then I ate like 7 tacos for dinner. Post of the week. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 (edited) Last weekend I had a bit of an odd diet that was largely sidelined by heavy drinking. I think I dropped a duke on Friday morning, and went to the gym in the afternoon, then got whisked off on a drinking adventure unexpectedly and filled up with a cheese baguette from a petrol garage as a last minute attempt to save myself from the effects of all the special brews I was about to drink. I woke to some scrambled eggs and check my phone to see I'd dumped by text for something ridiculous so I had to trek across london to find my girlfriend and smooth it over, which quickly just turned into a heavy drinking session in the middle of the day after which I waddled off and got a train home. By the time I was back I was sobering up in a terrible way and I ate about a kilo of bean & chorizo stew and then drank a few beers to try and exclude the sobriety until the next day. The upshot of all this is that I had something immensely heavy and strangely spiky hanging around in my pelvis by Sunday. I ended up on the john for a long time just easing it out for fear of my sphincter simply giving out like the elastic in an old sock. It felt like I was remoulding it from a shape not unlike the ball on the end of a morning star into a more manageable smooth log. I was one minute leaning forward and half closing my eyes, the next minute sitting up straight stroking my chin and doing some complex mathematics to figure out how to tackle the next section. When she was loose she made no audible sound although I fancy perhaps that I heard a deep sub bass kerplunk and then a screeching sound as she slid recklessly down the porcelain, something like what I imagine a derailled train or a beaching submarine to sound like. The final part of this tale is that I had no toilet paper, but I was quite pleased not to have to put anything abrasive near my anus who I was thinking of in the revered terms of a war hero by that point. I mean, erm, mango and pineapple makes me go number 2 Edited July 22, 2011 by Coalbucket PI Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1622996 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 (edited) On 7/22/2011 at 6:28 AM, Sprigg said: On 7/22/2011 at 5:22 AM, jules said: On 7/22/2011 at 3:53 AM, jefferoo said: What was it that blocked you up, Jules? I have no idea. I don't think I ate anything different. I eat fiber cereal every morning too. after work the other day, I came home, grabbed the paper and went for a nice quiet dump. halfway through the box scores I realized in was in for a rough go and then it occurred to me that I hadn't dropped a clip in 2 or 3 days. this was an epic struggle. I got up walked around, drank some water and then I really felt like I had a monkey tail. I ran awkwardly back to the bathroom, dropped down and nothing. it was peaking out like a turtle head but then would slide back in. I was sweating profusely as well and my hands were clammy on the side of the bowl. I didn't want to tear my sphincter or give myself a hernia. in the hysteria of this, I thought it would help to be naked. don't know why. still nothing. so I got dressed again and down some fiber drink. I was walking like I had been kicked in the balls and it felt like a bowling ball was resting on my colon. the next naked struggle involved audible grunting, panting, heavy breathing and a few seated double face palms. I straightened my back and soon I got this fire hydrant turd padt the point of no return. it eased itself into the bowl with such grace. I instantly felt lighter and thought of taking a photo but my thoughts quickly turned to wondering if I should somehow slice this meatloaf shaped bomb up somehow to facilitate an easier flush. I had no tools available so I took the chance and it stopped immediately. then I ate like 7 tacos for dinner. Post of the week. I seriously laughed so hard that I cried. I had to stop reading several times so that I could breathe. It actually hurt my throat to laugh that hard. I made a sound like my wheezy, fat dad. Your shit ended up clogging my throat, in addition to your toilet. Edited July 22, 2011 by jefferoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67641-foods-that-make-you-go-2/#findComment-1623000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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