I got fired

Worth - $30.

I work worked in a textbook exchange warehouse for the summer, and it sucked your soul until you became a pacified book zombie with no existence or life to look forward to except endless book toting oblivion, and one of the swing shift managers came up to me and told me to empty my pockets, so I did and immediately got terminated and got escorted out of the building.

Later, I found out that some pyroretard was trying to set books on fire in the warehouse so the managers went around asking workers to empty out pockets looking for matches/lighters/etc., and I got caught at the wrong time. The Columbia PD came by and was like "I just got finished investigating a homicide and this is atleast a dozen of donuts waste of time, so imma write you a ticket and you'll have to pay some petty larceny fine if you plead guilty." Then when we got to talking about state laws and what not (cuz what else are you gunna talk to a cop about), he brought up my expunged possession charge back in '07 and as an example he used my phone as a brick of weed and how if one bought medicinal weed in cali and went to vegas with it, one'd be fucked (yea no shit). And that states can't have make penalties worse than federal penalties and blah..blah..blahhh.. But I've stolen over 100 books since I've worked there... (suck my ass missouri) . Let's see, I got caught with some anonymous erotic sexcapade journal from some guy in the 17th century who allegedly had the most sex in England (according to him), Thomas Paine's Common Sense

, and Blue Mars which is like a sci fi book cuz im a geek. Basically since I don't have a prior criminal record related to extortion or theft, I'll probably be let off the hook. So now instead of buying a motorcycle I'm buying some music equipment and a nice home theater system and a hooker so I can blast David Axelrod and read Marcus Aurelius' Meditations while I get mah dick lollipopped.

Fuck this is bullshit. Anyone in a different country wanna help me get a job?

my im just not getting it but how did u fit 3 textbooks in your pocket

AND why you didnt just tell the cop you paid those books for your class

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  On 7/26/2011 at 1:58 AM, sup said:

my im just not getting it but how did u fit 3 textbooks in your pocket

What on earth are you doing stealing over 100 books you loon?! Were you trying to start up a rival store down the road?

Would you like us to help you find a job where you could steal more things? :sup:

dude if you wanted a copy of Common Sense you could have read it online for free

you should a job a a record store to put all there ceephax vynils in your giant pants!!!

i like how you've managed to make yourself the victim here. you sure will go far in life.

Congratulations?

What the hell else did you expect?

It's justified because it was books he stole.. Only clever people read books.. misunderstood genius etc.

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i stole books cuz the job cramped my style

You're 22. come the fuck on.

  On 7/26/2011 at 2:17 AM, mcbpete said:

What on earth are you doing stealing over 100 books you loon?! Were you trying to start up a rival store down the road?

he stole the books so he can read them later

theres also a really cool way to steal books and read and learn from them.

theres this weird place near my place called a libury. it works like this

-you find a book...ANY book you want that they have

-you go to the front and you "steal" it for an allotted amount of time

-you read it

-you return it whenever you feel like, sometimes they get pissed that you stole a book and charge you a dollar or two, but thats like, whatever. certainly doesn't cost you a job.

i dunno if this is a localized phenomenon, but i heard the cops might be shutting it down soon.

Blue Moon is th worse of the trilogy imho, but hey if you are already there it's a good way to tie all the storylines. Read "The Martians" after that!!! Some great short stories (baseball game, trip up Olympus Mons, etc..)

Snape killed a dumbledorf

omg you got fired for stealing 3 BOOKS??? thats such bullshit man!!! omg i hope those ass holes get whats comin to them

Despite my bafflement at how you fit books in your pockets, and my annoyance that you're feeling victimized for having stolen books, and my confusion about why you didn't just go to a library, I can't help but feel amused at how little sympathy you're getting.

  On 7/26/2011 at 3:11 AM, Root5 said:

Despite my bafflement at how you fit books in your pockets, and my annoyance that you're feeling victimized for having stolen books, and my confusion about why you didn't just go to a library, I can't help but feel amused at how little sympathy you're getting.

LIBRARY! Thanks, I forgot how it was pronounced.

im still confused, did you get arrested for arson?

yeah dude what was it arson or stealing books. this is some serious soap drama plot material here.

hes not answering, maybe the police shot him, its the only way to protect the books