when half your body weight is impacted shit

What do you do? Do you tell someone? Or do you go out like John Wayne and hopefully make history?

what if your whole thread is impacted shit?

That's the desired irony

i was hoping for some weird near-rotten-dot-com-level lower stomach filled with shit photo series

  On 7/26/2011 at 6:57 AM, KY said:

i was hoping for some weird near-rotten-dot-com-level lower stomach filled with shit photo series

Couldn't find any :(

The closest thing I could find was skinny people taking shits on people twice their weight.

aliens probably have some crazy shit

like maybe its not even shit

maybe they just fart

and breakdown the stuff inside into a gas

and then they use it as a weapon

maybe they have teleport devices inside them

and so they never have to eat or digest

they just always have food slowly entering and exiting

at a constant rate

so they are always at full energy levels

you blow it out of your diaper all over the rocking chair, your mother's arm, and the back wall like my daughter just did.

  On 7/26/2011 at 6:49 AM, hahathhat said:

what if your whole thread is impacted shit?

actual lol

*edit*

bowel obstruction (wikipedia)

  Quote

"Depending on the level of obstruction, bowel obstruction can present with abdominal pain, abdominal distension, vomiting, fecal vomiting, and constipation."

Fecal Vomiting = Most IDM 2011 Nominee

  On 7/26/2011 at 7:04 AM, karmakramer said:

aliens probably have some crazy shit

like maybe its not even shit

maybe they just fart

and breakdown the stuff inside into a gas

and then they use it as a weapon

maybe they have teleport devices inside them

and so they never have to eat or digest

they just always have food slowly entering and exiting

at a constant rate

so they are always at full energy levels

That's some Deep Impact thinking right there

  On 7/26/2011 at 7:07 AM, Fred McGriff said:

you blow it out of your diaper all over the rocking chair, your mother's arm, and the back wall like my daughter just did.

LOL

  On 7/26/2011 at 7:08 AM, jefferoo said:

  On 7/26/2011 at 6:49 AM, hahathhat said:

what if your whole thread is impacted shit?

actual lol

 

*edit*

 

bowel obstruction (wikipedia)

 

  Quote

"Depending on the level of obstruction, bowel obstruction can present with abdominal pain, abdominal distension, vomiting, fecal vomiting, and constipation."

 

Fecal Vomiting = Most IDM 2011 Nominee

Fecal vomiting? That's fucking disgusting.

But think how much fun making a compilation track for that would be. *of course it would have to be most IDM 2012...

fecal vomiting in the context of a lesbian adapter

Wait. Are you implying that when half your body weight is impacted shit, is not normal?

*shamefully confused*

*farts*

HEY I REMEMBER THAT FAT MAN

i seriously have not seen that fat man since high school. this totally makes my nite

  On 7/26/2011 at 9:32 AM, rumbo said:

Supposedly you eat a lot of prunes

i sometiems have an alien belly and when i shit there is loads of slimey stuff comming out of my arse

oh and the shit is orangy in color

doctor says its irritated bowel syndrome or something

dead soon

  On 7/26/2011 at 2:20 PM, Ranky Redlof said:

i sometiems have an alien belly and when i shit there is loads of slimey stuff comming out of my arse

oh and the shit is orangy in color

doctor says its irritated bowel syndrome or something

 

dead soon

I'm afraid your sufferin from stomach explosion disorder. Death is imminent but painful and exceedingly slow. Like bleeding to death from your fingertips.

shit

regulate that shit with fiber and pills

speaking of shit i was on the bus yesterday and someone beside me, i assumed the asian girl in front of me kept farting. it was the most grotesque that it was giving me the gag reflex, it was absolutely horrible

Such an excellent thread title, I'm not going to read any of the posts!

  On 7/26/2011 at 1:42 PM, xxx said:

 

A friend of mine who recently had a baby and is quite descriptive said that his son's farts sound like a jackhammer wrapped in cotton.

LOL

girls do rancid farts.

  On 7/27/2011 at 8:59 AM, rumbo said:

girls do rancid farts.

I definetly find girls do much fouler farts than guys.

  On 7/26/2011 at 6:44 AM, abusivegeorge said:

What do you do? Do you tell someone? Or do you go out like John Wayne and hopefully make history?

warm water enema. Get the wet in a jet up and get set for some express mess. Or something.