Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 What do you do? Do you tell someone? Or do you go out like John Wayne and hopefully make history? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 what if your whole thread is impacted shit? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 That's the desired irony Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 i was hoping for some weird near-rotten-dot-com-level lower stomach filled with shit photo series Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625114 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 On 7/26/2011 at 6:57 AM, KY said: i was hoping for some weird near-rotten-dot-com-level lower stomach filled with shit photo series Couldn't find any :( The closest thing I could find was skinny people taking shits on people twice their weight. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625115 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 aliens probably have some crazy shit like maybe its not even shit maybe they just fart and breakdown the stuff inside into a gas and then they use it as a weapon maybe they have teleport devices inside them and so they never have to eat or digest they just always have food slowly entering and exiting at a constant rate so they are always at full energy levels Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625117 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 you blow it out of your diaper all over the rocking chair, your mother's arm, and the back wall like my daughter just did. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) On 7/26/2011 at 6:49 AM, hahathhat said: what if your whole thread is impacted shit? actual lol *edit* bowel obstruction (wikipedia) Quote "Depending on the level of obstruction, bowel obstruction can present with abdominal pain, abdominal distension, vomiting, fecal vomiting, and constipation." Fecal Vomiting = Most IDM 2011 Nominee Edited July 26, 2011 by jefferoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625120 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 On 7/26/2011 at 7:04 AM, karmakramer said: aliens probably have some crazy shit like maybe its not even shit maybe they just fart and breakdown the stuff inside into a gas and then they use it as a weapon maybe they have teleport devices inside them and so they never have to eat or digest they just always have food slowly entering and exiting at a constant rate so they are always at full energy levels That's some Deep Impact thinking right there On 7/26/2011 at 7:07 AM, Fred McGriff said: you blow it out of your diaper all over the rocking chair, your mother's arm, and the back wall like my daughter just did. LOL On 7/26/2011 at 7:08 AM, jefferoo said: On 7/26/2011 at 6:49 AM, hahathhat said: what if your whole thread is impacted shit? actual lol *edit* bowel obstruction (wikipedia) Quote "Depending on the level of obstruction, bowel obstruction can present with abdominal pain, abdominal distension, vomiting, fecal vomiting, and constipation." Fecal Vomiting = Most IDM 2011 Nominee Fecal vomiting? That's fucking disgusting. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) But think how much fun making a compilation track for that would be. *of course it would have to be most IDM 2012... Edited July 26, 2011 by Zephyr_Nova Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 fecal vomiting in the context of a lesbian adapter Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Wait. Are you implying that when half your body weight is impacted shit, is not normal? *shamefully confused* *farts* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 HEY I REMEMBER THAT FAT MAN i seriously have not seen that fat man since high school. this totally makes my nite Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 On 7/26/2011 at 9:32 AM, rumbo said: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Supposedly you eat a lot of prunes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ranky Redlof Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 i sometiems have an alien belly and when i shit there is loads of slimey stuff comming out of my arse oh and the shit is orangy in color doctor says its irritated bowel syndrome or something dead soon Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625290 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 On 7/26/2011 at 2:20 PM, Ranky Redlof said: i sometiems have an alien belly and when i shit there is loads of slimey stuff comming out of my arse oh and the shit is orangy in color doctor says its irritated bowel syndrome or something dead soon I'm afraid your sufferin from stomach explosion disorder. Death is imminent but painful and exceedingly slow. Like bleeding to death from your fingertips. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ranky Redlof Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 shit Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625305 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 regulate that shit with fiber and pills speaking of shit i was on the bus yesterday and someone beside me, i assumed the asian girl in front of me kept farting. it was the most grotesque that it was giving me the gag reflex, it was absolutely horrible Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625351 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Such an excellent thread title, I'm not going to read any of the posts! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625362 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 On 7/26/2011 at 1:42 PM, xxx said: A friend of mine who recently had a baby and is quite descriptive said that his son's farts sound like a jackhammer wrapped in cotton. LOL Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1625434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 girls do rancid farts. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1626086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 On 7/27/2011 at 8:59 AM, rumbo said: girls do rancid farts. I definetly find girls do much fouler farts than guys. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1626098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 On 7/26/2011 at 6:44 AM, abusivegeorge said: What do you do? Do you tell someone? Or do you go out like John Wayne and hopefully make history? warm water enema. Get the wet in a jet up and get set for some express mess. Or something. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67720-when-half-your-body-weight-is-impacted-shit/#findComment-1626159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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