my livingroom carpet

The foam padding on the rug could have chemically reacted with the laminate on the floor, or possibly with a floor cleaner you might be using on said laminate floor.

are you sure you don't have heated floors? i can't imagine living in sweden without them.

Maybe there's a lawsuit in it.

I also think the suggestion that the rug was digesting material dropped on it and then venting the leavings onto the floor below. That was a cool concept.

  On 8/4/2011 at 6:42 PM, theSun said:

are you sure you don't have heated floors? i can't imagine living in sweden without them.

How cold do you think it really gets up here?

Just popped in to say that heated floors are the best thing ever.

also.

aliens.

  On 8/4/2011 at 8:12 AM, baph said:

  On 8/4/2011 at 1:13 AM, sirch said:

  On 8/3/2011 at 11:26 PM, BCM said:

aliens

 

  On 8/3/2011 at 11:26 PM, rambo said:

aliens

 

aliens

 

Looks like some sort of secreted resin.

Hey oscillik, this is where you go

YEAH BUT SECRETED FROM WHAT?

Ok?

  On 8/5/2011 at 9:31 AM, baph said:

YEAH BUT SECRETED FROM WHAT?

glands

  On 8/5/2011 at 9:47 AM, hahathhat said:

  On 8/5/2011 at 9:31 AM, baph said:

YEAH BUT SECRETED FROM WHAT?

glands

glans

mons pubis

Between the ages of 13 and 14 I expunged several civilizations worth of man houmous down the side of my bed, only to pull it away from the wall to find some kind of hybrid spunk/divan crust creature. After several days trying I finally managed to shift it with a carpet steam cleaner.

This is a roundabout way of suggesting a steam cleaner might shift it. Wouldn't place it directly on it as you might damage the laminate.

  On 8/5/2011 at 8:05 AM, azatoth said:

  On 8/4/2011 at 6:42 PM, theSun said:

are you sure you don't have heated floors? i can't imagine living in sweden without them.

 

How cold do you think it really gets up here?

lol i have actually never seen or heard of heated floors. or sweden

Heated floors are brilliant though. I went snowboarding in Switzerland where they had under floor heating, you just throw your soggy pants on the floor and they are dry and crispy in the morning, it's the stuff dreams are made of

man houmous

  On 8/5/2011 at 12:50 PM, kakapo said:

Between the ages of 13 and 14 I expunged several civilizations worth of man houmous down the side of my bed, only to pull it away from the wall to find some kind of hybrid spunk/divan crust creature. After several days trying I finally managed to shift it with a carpet steam cleaner.

 

This is a roundabout way of suggesting a steam cleaner might shift it. Wouldn't place it directly on it as you might damage the laminate.

ew didn't your mum ever find your stash of spent goop?

has data been jizzing under his rug?

i'm never eating houmus again.

I installed a floor heating system at my dad's house, was a bit of a project to do, but the end result was, basically, that I wanted to put my naked bum on the kitchen floor in the middle of winter in New England.

  On 8/5/2011 at 4:56 PM, keltoi said:

 

ew didn't your mum ever find your stash of spent goop?

 

 

Probably would have been put through a window if she had. But I used to do all my own bedding and cleaning from about the age of 11, and was reasonably clean for a teenage boy. Apart from the spunk crust the size of a small European principality hiding between my bed and wall.

Heated floors are a dream, when you step from a cold bedroom hardwood to a headed tile bathroom... Mhhhmmm

Oh and also,

Yeah, swedish aliens (ironic, I know!)

wtf when did everyone get heated floors

NEED TO GET WITH THE TIMES THESUN

  On 8/5/2011 at 4:49 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Heated floors are brilliant though. I went snowboarding in Switzerland where they had under floor heating, you just throw your soggy pants on the floor and they are dry and crispy in the morning, it's the stuff dreams are made of

i hear you can throw your weed on the ground and it works just like a vaporizer.

spent my friday night scrubbing the floor. bleeding knuckles. fuck you ikea.

these helped though

  On 8/5/2011 at 8:44 PM, yek said:

  On 8/5/2011 at 4:49 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Heated floors are brilliant though. I went snowboarding in Switzerland where they had under floor heating, you just throw your soggy pants on the floor and they are dry and crispy in the morning, it's the stuff dreams are made of

i hear you can throw your weed on the ground and it works just like a vaporizer.

haha.

  On 8/6/2011 at 2:40 AM, data said:

spent my friday night scrubbing the floor. bleeding knuckles. fuck you ikea.

 

these helped though

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

 

you are great on that star trek show data.

  On 8/6/2011 at 11:04 AM, hahathhat said:

  On 8/6/2011 at 2:40 AM, data said:

spent my friday night scrubbing the floor. bleeding knuckles. fuck you ikea.

 

these helped though

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

 

you are great on that star trek show data.

Are you after a data?

hee ;-]