When strangers call you:

  On 8/5/2011 at 10:17 PM, AcrossCanyons said:

in terms of things I hate, being called "kid" is always the worst because unless the person being called it is actually a fair bit younger than the speakers it's always used to put speaker "over" the other person. a thing of power.

Yeah, that one drives me nuts too. My coworker says it all the time.. .uhg.

  On 8/5/2011 at 11:53 PM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said:

girls saying dude

People saying dude makes me cringe...sorry....

"boss"

my manager at blockbuster called all the customers 'boss.'

"what can I do for you, boss?"

DUDE is a good word. it comes from a good place, the heart.

'bro' on the other hand...

BRO and BOSS are both words reserved for managers of pitiful corporate lifestyles.

people relentlessly shouting 'man,' 'bro,' 'mate,' and 'dude' at eachother are probably closet homosexuals.

So it's. Come at me. Not come at me, bro.

I always say 'gazziza, my dilsnoofus!' before offering my new acquaintance a 40 of Rocketfuel Malt Liquor.