UK citizenship test

http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/

i am not fit to live in the uk...

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You have failed the practice citizenship test.

 

Questions answered correctly: 13 out of 24 (54%)

 

Time taken: 05 minutes 58 seconds

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 49 seconds

noone can know these stupid questions.

what year were women first able to divorce their husbands

1860

1870

1880

1890

fuck you test

  On 8/22/2011 at 4:30 PM, keltoi said:

noone can know these stupid questions.

Good, that means you won't get any more losers moving there. The place is full enough (of losers) as it is.

Also, of great interest would be the questions that you got wrong.

although im sure the idea of the citizenship test is that you study beforehand from a book which is full of this shit, no? would leave you with a far better chance if you actually had been told abit of this stuff.

it's the same every time, but still...

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%)

Time taken: 03 minutes 25 seconds

I totally failed.

  On 8/22/2011 at 4:32 PM, messiaen said:

although im sure the idea of the citizenship test is that you study beforehand from a book which is full of this shit, no? would leave you with a far better chance if you actually had been told abit of this stuff.

apparently you have to read this...

Life in the United Kingdom: A Journey to Citizenship - 2nd Edition

  On 8/22/2011 at 4:38 PM, keltoi said:

  On 8/22/2011 at 4:32 PM, messiaen said:

although im sure the idea of the citizenship test is that you study beforehand from a book which is full of this shit, no? would leave you with a far better chance if you actually had been told abit of this stuff.

 

apparently you have to read this...

 

Life in the United Kingdom: A Journey to Citizenship - 2nd Edition

just proves that a 'Life in the UK' test has very little to do with life in the UK, and more to do with remembering facts from a book that are likely to never impact you at all if you were to live in the UK.

This is as daft as those pub quiz machines that convince you you've almost won a tenner and then asks you a question nobody could possibly ever know the answer to unless they were so autistic they would be unlikely to be allowed in a pub in the first place.

I wonder how much this is actually like the real test though. It's worth noting that this site seems to be set up by people trying to sell that book.

FAIL, 9 out of 24 in some 4 odd minutes

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%)

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 5 out of 24 (21%)

  On 8/22/2011 at 4:27 PM, messiaen said:

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

 

Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%)

 

Time taken: 03 minutes 49 seconds

same!, except i had to go for a piss halfway through

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You have failed the practice citizenship test.

 

Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%)

 

Time taken: 05 minutes 42 seconds

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You have failed the practice citizenship test.

 

Questions answered correctly: 9 out of 24 (38%)

 

Time taken: 05 minutes 43 seconds

 

Fuck you, I dont want to live in your country anyway.

  On 8/22/2011 at 4:32 PM, delet... said:

  On 8/22/2011 at 4:30 PM, keltoi said:

noone can know these stupid questions.

 

 

Good, that means you won't get any more losers moving there. The place is full enough (of losers) as it is.

 

Also, of great interest would be the questions that you got wrong.

fair dinkum, mate.. i'll admit the country is full of dags! they should all to rack off to Australia, with the rest of the crims... ;)

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%)

Time taken: 06 minutes 10 seconds

I got 8 out of 24. I have a UK passport regardless.

who's going to be the one who passes and makes us all look like assholes

probably sup

that really would make us all look like assholes.

Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 18 seconds

Seems like a good average, without reading the book.

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 12 out of 24 (50%)

Time taken: 06 minutes 54 seconds

i got 9 correct, 38%.