Paris Hilton: The Queen Of House Music

FACT:

if you put the word 'fact' at the end of a statement, it becomes fact. FACT.

They shouldn't make fun of people with mental deficiencies.

the sad fact is, this could very well happen. She has enough money and media appeal to fill clubs with yuppies and sell millions of copies of whatever.

Didn't Traci Lords do this unsuccessfully? I remember a show way back in 95 where Sven Vath, Moby, a satellite showing of FSOL, Freaky Chakra vs Single Cell Orchestra played, Traci Lords started djing and the floor practically cleared. after a few minutes Keoki took over.

troon, you had me at penis

GOOD ONE MAN

  On 9/9/2011 at 2:05 PM, asymmetrical head said:

Didn't Traci Lords do this unsuccessfully? I remember a show way back in 95 where Sven Vath, Moby, a satellite showing of FSOL, Freaky Chakra vs Single Cell Orchestra played, Traci Lords started djing and the floor practically cleared. after a few minutes Keoki took over.

Today's capitalist uber-youth are a different story though. She would have the connects to pretty much buy popularity.

Let's not forget that DJ Tiesto is one of the most popular djs on earth.

Let that sink in for a little while, and you will see what I'm at.

  On 9/9/2011 at 2:10 PM, hardcode said:

GOOD ONE MAN

  On 9/9/2011 at 2:21 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

  On 9/9/2011 at 2:05 PM, asymmetrical head said:

Didn't Traci Lords do this unsuccessfully? I remember a show way back in 95 where Sven Vath, Moby, a satellite showing of FSOL, Freaky Chakra vs Single Cell Orchestra played, Traci Lords started djing and the floor practically cleared. after a few minutes Keoki took over.

 

 

Today's capitalist uber-youth are a different story though. She would have the connects to pretty much buy popularity.

 

Let's not forget that DJ Tiesto is one of the most popular djs on earth.

 

 

Let that sink in for a little while, and you will see what I'm at.

It sunk in when you said "Today's Capitalist uber-youth" :)

vacuous little whore has trained a whole generation on her disease

my friend was trying to brag about how he was in a club in nyc and paris hilton was there.

  On 9/9/2011 at 3:18 PM, hardcode said:

my friend was trying to brag about how he was in a club in nyc and paris hilton was there.

then you told him about your car?

I remember jokingly putting up a pic on myspace in the past of paris hilton holding one of my CDs... it was photoshopped of course, but a lot of people believed it and caused mix reactions.

the only pic I can find is in my last fm. http://www.last.fm/music/Asymmetrical+Head/+images/29976777

  On 9/9/2011 at 3:25 PM, keltoi said:

  On 9/9/2011 at 3:18 PM, hardcode said:

my friend was trying to brag about how he was in a club in nyc and paris hilton was there.

 

then you told him about your car?

vomitus maximus:

http://hollywoodgiants.com/2010/11/06/paris-hilton-is-becoming-a-dj-and-has-custom-designed-pink-headphones-built-for-her-debut/

  On 9/9/2011 at 4:06 PM, troon said:

vomitus maximus:

 

http://hollywoodgian...-for-her-debut/

Thanks for the update Troon.

so glad i try and produce now and dont just spin. god i would feel like such a tool.

Is she actually going to DJ or just play a premixed CD and pretend that she's doing anything? I don't see her practicing doing anything. She had a chain of clubs that were supposed to be really trendy and exclusive, one of which opened in my city. It was closed after 2 weeks.

well we all know she is quite experienced with knobs.

  On 9/9/2011 at 2:21 PM, Smettingham Rutherford IV said:

  On 9/9/2011 at 2:05 PM, asymmetrical head said:

Didn't Traci Lords do this unsuccessfully? I remember a show way back in 95 where Sven Vath, Moby, a satellite showing of FSOL, Freaky Chakra vs Single Cell Orchestra played, Traci Lords started djing and the floor practically cleared. after a few minutes Keoki took over.

Today's capitalist uber-youth are a different story though. She would have the connects to pretty much buy popularity. Let's not forget that DJ Tiesto is one of the most popular djs on earth. Let that sink in for a little while, and you will see what I'm at.

Good point. I always forget there's the electronic music community and then there's poppy EDM. Sure people like Tiesto, Basshunter, Skrillex and Deadmau5 are popular to the Top40 casual music listening crowd...but they aren't taken seriously. The same folks who keep the major labels going (I dunno if I'd call them capitalist uber-youth but I know exactly what you mean)

I also had no idea Traci Lords DJed, I thought she just had a Lords of Acid track named after her.

Didn't she already try to be a pop star only to fail miserably? I can't see this ending any differently.

Indeed, y'all are giving her the power, just thinking about it, but I'm going to fuck up in about 15 sec when I bump the thread. Good thing it was already on top.

when I see stuff like this it usually makes me laugh real hard (thanks troon) but then everyone reacts as if it wasn't a very clever joke and I always end up confused.