Paris Hilton: The Queen Of House Music

I would.

if i won the lottery i would probably pay to have her raped

why do you condone violence towards women ludd

  On 9/9/2011 at 11:28 PM, LUDD said:

if i won the lottery i would probably pay to have her raped

Are rapists in the Yellow Pages?

  On 9/10/2011 at 4:06 PM, beerwolf said:

  On 9/9/2011 at 11:28 PM, LUDD said:

if i won the lottery i would probably pay to have her raped

 

Are rapists in the Yellow Pages?

Red pages

It is only rape when she doesn't want it, though. I'd call it a questionable investment, if you catch my drift.

eeeeeeey :sup:

Ignoring her would probably upset her more.

paris herpie-ated ex heiress hilton queen of boring porn

she has herpes

i bet she is not very good in bed and expects you to do all of the work

her head skills are sub par

she is made of neoprene

hahah this is exactly what I meant! someone must really hate that poor deadmouse guy. I guess the lesson to learn here is that if you are cynical and desperate enough you can get rich by pulling awesome pranks like this, ask banksy, etc.

  On 9/9/2011 at 3:54 PM, chassis said:

They shouldn't make fun of people with herpes.

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Paris Hilton has dabbled in the music industry before, releasing her debut dance-pop solo album ‘Paris’ in 2006. It became notorious when 500 copies of the album in UK

stores were tampered with by Banksy and Danger Mouse, who altered the artwork to make Hilton appear topless on the cover and remixed the tracks.

i want to die

This seems to be a gimmick to promote her signature headset, not her music, no?

Is that what's in the link?

BLOCKED AT WORK FML

I'll spare you the horror, here's the text

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Yesterday, TMZ reported that Paris Hilton wants to be a house DJ now and is under the tutelage of deadmau5 who might produce her next album. Well, deadmau5 caught wind of this, more than likely from fans on Twitter saying, “WTF?!” so here he is on Facebooksetting the record straight:

HEY WORLD… im not teaching Paris Hilton how to DJ. fuck already! she showed up to a show, and shit, ill be friendly to just about anyone who isnt a fuckin asshole. and she was respectful and polite, and all around nice to chat with, so i let her be a ghost… how the fuck does it end up all “im producing her next album” or “teaching her to be a DJ” if she wants to do whatever she wants, let er! i dont give a fuck… but why am i involved all of a sudden?

And welcome to the exact moment deadmau5 learned that everything Paris Hilton touches get infected with an incurable taint that never comes off, although you can control the number of flare-ups by talking to a doctor. Which is why I recommend DJs carry guns now. They’ll offer the protection you need with basically the push of one button, so, man, talk about blending seamlessly into your day-to-day. Amirite?

stars are blind yo, stars are blind.

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icky

almost threw a shoe at my computerscreen

  On 6/25/2012 at 3:20 PM, Redruth said:

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icky

jesus christ are most venues like that? Good god because of that bass I couldn't hear anything else. That's her voice? Auto-tuned as fuck.

Maybe its the spatial acoustic reverb whatevers but goddamn that bass drum ruins any semblance of a song there.

Wow. That was...something.

How cool would it be if she dropped some real underground shit in the middle of her set...

Ahahahhahahahaaaaa the guy that pops up to help her...that was amazing.