Guest Helper ET Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 i dont know whats going on. so i was having this really strange, vivid dream, and i was sweating quite a lot. suddenly, my dream scenario switched, and i thought i was going to cum, but in my dream i had to run to the bathroom to make it to the toilet, but i didnt make it, and started ejaculating somewhere near the doorway. i was then jolted awake in my bed, with a powerful sensation of cumming, and as the denial and confusion quickly dissipated, i realized that i was indeed cumming, and i didnt know what was going on did i have a "wet dream"?! no fucking way im googling that so i lied there for a couple minutes trying to figure out what to do. i got up and changed my shorts, rolled up the soiled ones into a ball, went to the washroom to pee and shower, then returned to my bedroom and put the underwear in grocery bag, in which i walked down the street into a neighbors garbage can what a day... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 wait a second you threw out your underwear because you peed in them ? i usually just put them in the washing machine.. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's signature Hide all signatures official sup barnstar of coolness Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 hope ur mom dont notis their missing coz u defiantly gonna b in trouable :sup: ! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 On 9/14/2011 at 8:09 AM, ET said: i realized that i was indeed cumming :sup: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 you're finally becoming a young man. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655569 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 On 9/14/2011 at 8:42 AM, modey said: hope ur mom dont notis their missing coz u defiantly gonna b in trouable :sup: ! lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 in b 4 lock Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlucharski Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Usually when I have to take a dump outside, and there 's no toilet, I do it like this : I go into the bushes, take a dump, take down my underwear, clean my ass with it, and then walk away whistling and underwearless. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide schlucharski's signature Hide all signatures this is not a statement Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655582 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 sticky, yellowish green (hue 100°, saturation 70%, value 80%), gelatinous substance? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 had more wet dreams than you've had hot dinners Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 i've never had a wet dream but i never wear underwear and i once took a dump on a park bench. I hope that helps! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655590 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) I had to do a dirty toilet in the street at gay pride this year. I tried to get to the nearest pub toilet but there were big queues because of the 1/2 million or so gays everywhere. I did it on a side street and used one of socks to wipe my bottom with. Unfortunately the plop I did came out in the consistency of porridge. Foul smelling tan coloured porridge. Really foul smelling. I mean - way more offensive than your average every day plopsy. My girlfriend was watching me and laughing and pointing and drawing attention to me and my big mess. I neede to wipe my bottom quite a lot as it was so sloppy on the way out. Edited September 14, 2011 by LUDD Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) On 9/14/2011 at 11:28 AM, essines said: i've never had a wet dream but i never wear underwear and i once took a dump on a park bench. I hope that helps! holy lol et, you probably got manually manipulated by alien observers who were collecting some human seed for experimenting with more cross-breeding. Edited September 14, 2011 by jules Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 On 9/14/2011 at 12:30 PM, LUDD said: I had to do a dirty toilet in the street at gay pride this year. I tried to get to the nearest pub toilet but there were big queues because of the 1/2 million or so gays everywhere. I did it on a side street and used one of socks to wipe my bottom with. Unfortunately the plop I did came out in the consistency of porridge. Foul smelling tan coloured porridge. Really foul smelling. I mean - way more offensive than your average every day plopsy. My girlfriend was watching me and laughing and pointing and drawing attention to me and my big mess. I neede to wipe my bottom quite a lot as it was so sloppy on the way out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 a+ thread would plop again Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 lols abound. shame cos this thread's not got long... i was once camping on the beach with friends... the morning after an almost all night session i awoke abruptly needing to go really bad. i emerged from my tent to find the beach full of people so i had to go up into the dunes... i found a nice quiet spot between the high dune grass, made a little hole in the sand and squatted... the night before i'd eaten loads of half cooked bbq food and drank copious red wine and beer, etc so i knew it wouldn't be pretty but christ almighty what a torrent of oily liquid geysered from my arse... after the first gush half filled the sandy bowl a red-setter came bounding up to me out of nowhere and started sniffing my arse and trying to prod me out of the way so it could snuffle my pool of poo... i'm going "shoo! SHOO!! fuck off dog! SHOO!" while trying to hold in the forth-coming propulsion and the next thing i see is the dog's owner whistling round the corner and stopping dead in his tracks, horrified at the sight before him. he apologised and laughed embarassed, as did i, and he called his dog to heel and the stubborn fucker wouldn't budge, hell-bent on getting a good deep sniff of my liquidised beef stew... he had to come right up to me and put his dog on the lead to drag it away, while trying not to look at my pale, sweaty, squatting, sorry arse... soon as he was out of sight the flood gates opened and i filled the sand bowl to the brim and crawled back to my sleeping bag in shame. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 LOL Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's signature Hide all signatures official sup barnstar of coolness Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 On 9/14/2011 at 1:28 PM, xxx said: fuck. What to say? I brought up Total Recorder and re-read Keltoi's post because it was true l-o-l. Turns out I sound like Burt Reynolds LOL!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 FLOL!! shutting this thread will be a crime against humanity. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655641 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 On 9/14/2011 at 1:44 PM, xxx said: Shit, I remembered that this is about semen. I just had a memory that I shoved way the hell down in my depths but it has come up. When I first figured out that I could jack my penis for pleasure, I quickly began to investigate things that could simulate sex. I had a werewolf Halloween mask that consisted of quite a bit of fur. This being the early 90's, a full bush was what I had seen in HBO movies and such so I brought that to the bathroom. I laid on the floor naked and rubbed the fur against my dick with a vengeance. I really wish I could have an aerial view of that now because I would want to see how the rubber wolf features wobbled on the flipside. I would come and then shove it in the cabinet under the sink for later. It got to be a crusted, powdery mess. One day, I go to wolf out and it's gone. I remember flushing and my heart racing knowing that none other than my mother could have removed it. Naturally, no one has ever brought up the wolf mask and if ET hadn't made this thread, I might not have either. X, did the wolfmask give you a bj? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655656 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 On 9/14/2011 at 1:44 PM, xxx said: One day, I go to wolf out Pure zoles. I don't care if it may have been a typo, but 'wolfing out' needs to become a watmm meme. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655682 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655698 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 it's working Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 That wolfboy reminds me of a younger, cuter, more hirsute Louis Theroux. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/68761-this-morning-i-woke-up-cumming/#findComment-1655713 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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