this morning i woke up cumming

he reminds me of a 70's vagina

this thread cheered me up

  On 9/14/2011 at 1:44 PM, xxx said:

Shit, I remembered that this is about semen. I just had a memory that I shoved way the hell down in my depths but it has come up. When I first figured out that I could jack my penis for pleasure, I quickly began to investigate things that could simulate sex. I had a werewolf Halloween mask that consisted of quite a bit of fur. This being the early 90's, a full bush was what I had seen in HBO movies and such so I brought that to the bathroom.

 

I laid on the floor naked and rubbed the fur against my dick with a vengeance. I really wish I could have an aerial view of that now because I would want to see how the rubber wolf features wobbled on the flipside. I would come and then shove it in the cabinet under the sink for later. It got to be a crusted, powdery mess. One day, I go to wolf out and it's gone. I remember flushing and my heart racing knowing that none other than my mother could have removed it. Naturally, no one has ever brought up the wolf mask and if ET hadn't made this thread, I might not have either.

jesus christ LOL! holy shit LOL!

  On 9/14/2011 at 1:44 PM, xxx said:

Shit, I remembered that this is about semen. I just had a memory that I shoved way the hell down in my depths but it has come up. When I first figured out that I could jack my penis for pleasure, I quickly began to investigate things that could simulate sex. I had a werewolf Halloween mask that consisted of quite a bit of fur. This being the early 90's, a full bush was what I had seen in HBO movies and such so I brought that to the bathroom.

 

I laid on the floor naked and rubbed the fur against my dick with a vengeance. I really wish I could have an aerial view of that now because I would want to see how the rubber wolf features wobbled on the flipside. I would come and then shove it in the cabinet under the sink for later. It got to be a crusted, powdery mess. One day, I go to wolf out and it's gone. I remember flushing and my heart racing knowing that none other than my mother could have removed it. Naturally, no one has ever brought up the wolf mask and if ET hadn't made this thread, I might not have either.

right now i'm LOL'ing at what your state of mind must be like when:

seeing the wolf masks at walmart

handing out candy to a kid wearing a wolf mask trick-or-treating

watching The Wolfman or any other werewolf film

seeing a picture of wolfman jack

reading little red riding hood or the three little pigs

just seeing a picture of a wolf.

what even is this thread?

http://i.imgur.com/VWHeU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/dTxF1.jpg

Both NSFW

  On 9/14/2011 at 5:25 PM, Ethel said:

http://i.imgur.com/VWHeU.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/dTxF1.jpg

 

Both NSFW

who is that? and what does she have to do with wolfmasks?

  On 9/14/2011 at 5:26 PM, keltoi said:

  On 9/14/2011 at 5:25 PM, Ethel said:

http://i.imgur.com/VWHeU.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/dTxF1.jpg

 

Both NSFW

 

who is that? and what does she have to do with wolfmasks?

That would be Scarlett Johansson's ass and I have no idea what the point of it being here is... but its nice.

  On 9/14/2011 at 5:33 PM, Ethel said:

  On 9/14/2011 at 5:26 PM, keltoi said:

  On 9/14/2011 at 5:25 PM, Ethel said:

http://i.imgur.com/VWHeU.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/dTxF1.jpg

 

Both NSFW

 

who is that? and what does she have to do with wolfmasks?

 

 

That would be Scarlett Johansson's ass and I have no idea what the point of it being here is... but its nice.

oh, that first pic isn't flattering at all.

I was going to start a thread called TOP HOMOS IN UGANDA NAMED

But I may as well just put this in here now

hummus hamos, hommos, hommus,homos, houmous, hummos,hummous, or humus,

lol.

"notorious bum-driller."

"was arrested... after he shattered one Mutumba's ass."

"he told me that he fancied downloading his sperms in my butt."

"forced their anaconda-like whoppers in his bum."

you just don't get reporting like that here anymore.

@xxx:

lolf blitzer

lolfenstein 3d

lolford brimley

*wolfs out to Flashdance soundtrack*

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Today we expose the big forces that have been secretly on the rampage - mercilessly terrorizing the hairy bums of hundreds!

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He is tall, fat and with curved legs. He likes sharing boys with fellow bum bonkers. In his early 40's this gentleman covers his romantic eyes with black goggles.

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He changes boys like nappies. He usually bonks Abel, a businessman from Masaka. He shakes booty like a babe while walking.