mr brain's faggots

  On 9/27/2011 at 12:48 AM, baph said:

The canned pear chunks we got were more like Canned Corn Syrup with 10% Shredded Pear Fibers and One Candied Grape Half. Wherever this place is, with its fancy-pants whole pear fruit, I'm guessing it's so white it rivals the frigging moon in albedo.

irl lol

I miss this stuff so fucking much... During my search for this picture I found a facebook group called "Kraft, Bring Back Chicken Noodle Dinner" lol

  On 9/27/2011 at 2:25 PM, spratters said:

I've had those. They always creep me out by the way they stare and smile knowingly. The one in the middle on the right looks a little downsy.

at my hs they'd announce the lunch menu over the intercom every day."and for today's side: smiles."

I wasn't allowed any of that stuff you're all reminiscing about. And can't find a picture online from the 80's of my mother's vegetable soup. (gleh)

i loved high school lunch. fiestada pizza was an automatic double lunch every time. why doesn't it exist in real life?

also,

when i was really poor/homeless i would eat the $1 speedway hot dogs a lot. put everything on them, including chili and cheese.

also, buying a 99 cent bag of chips and filling it the rest of the way with chili and cheese and jalapeños and then eating it with a fork.

i dont even eat meat anymore lol

edit:

best combination - flamin hot cheetos. he's missing the nacho cheese though.

i guess they call it frito pie in texas or something, everyone did it in teh ghettoz

When I was really poor as a kid, I ate toast for dinner on more than one occasion.

  On 9/28/2011 at 6:45 AM, uptown devil said:

 

Dunkaroos were legit

^Anyone else have these at school? Milk pouches. I remember them in Abilene, TX. Kids older than me at the time (around 94') would even claim that there was a 10 minute instructional video that they'd show on the first day of school.

yep! milk pouches!! the dumbest shit ever. seriously how much cheaper than a fucking carton?

they look like they would be amazing to launch across the cafeteria

  On 9/27/2011 at 9:14 PM, Braintree said:

  On 9/27/2011 at 2:25 PM, spratters said:

 

I've had those. They always creep me out by the way they stare and smile knowingly. The one in the middle on the right looks a little downsy.

  On 9/30/2011 at 2:25 AM, joshuatxuk said:

 

 

^Anyone else have these at school? Milk pouches. I remember them in Abilene, TX. Kids older than me at the time (around 94') would even claim that there was a 10 minute instructional video that they'd show on the first day of school.

I had both of those at my elementary and middle school in lancaster PA. When I could get away with it, I'd squirt them at my mouth, or at other people. The food came in a hard aluminum foil rectangle with plastic on the top. The potatoes smiles would have some condensation on them and when I'd eat them they would form an asphyxiating blob in my throat. For some reason I liked that.

i never had a cafeteria in my schools.

  On 9/30/2011 at 2:25 AM, joshuatxuk said:

  On 9/28/2011 at 6:45 AM, uptown devil said:

 

Dunkaroos were legit

 

 

 

^Anyone else have these at school? Milk pouches. I remember them in Abilene, TX. Kids older than me at the time (around 94') would even claim that there was a 10 minute instructional video that they'd show on the first day of school.

haha i dont remember a video but when they introduced them the principal took a whole day to go around to each class and demonstrate how to properly stick the straw in.

i fucking love this stuff.

  On 9/30/2011 at 6:09 AM, essines said:

 

i fucking love this stuff.

yes! with brown sugar.

racist

he is right though, that shit goes well with brown sugar.

all these instants of racism ugh u guyz

maple syrup is good in that stuff too

maple brown sugar cream of wheat with extra brown sugar was so damn delicious. i think i'm gonna pick some up at the store next grocery trip.

dino eggs oatmeal was the shit as well.

  On 9/30/2011 at 7:35 AM, sneaksta303 said:

maple syrup is good in that stuff too

Nationalist!