essines Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 everybody on watmm always assumes everybody else on watmm is without friends and soulessly dedicated to watmm. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1683936 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 On 11/1/2011 at 3:21 AM, essines said: everybody on watmm always assumes everybody else on watmm is without friends and soulessly dedicated to watmm. says the smelly piece of shit who has no friends and is soulessly dedicated to watmm jk, ur cool. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1683954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 The Pod didn't ask to be born. Almost fourteen years ago. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1683955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 It's raining as I stop by the corner gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes. The clerk lethargically takes my five and hands me a pack, not even bothering to check my fake I.D. Under the awning outside, I take a drag while people pass by, staring. I finish the cigarette and crush it into the pavement, mesmerized by its sizzle. I start to walk back home for dinner, but then I remember why I came out here in the first place. I've just been stalling. With the vigor only suicide can afford, I run into traffic. The blood from my mangled limbs runs down the wet pavement, like the remnants of a tribal battlefield in some jungle hellhole. As I lose consciousness, I smile at the sound of oncoming traffic. They don't recognize the beauty of my soul. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1683958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted November 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 On 11/1/2011 at 4:37 AM, Caretstik said: The Pod didn't ask to be born. Almost fourteen years ago. What? Also, I'd really like to apologize for my behavior as of late, specifically the hurtful things I've said in this thread. I feel like I've derailed a bit, and would like to get back on track. Hopefully, all of you will feel my sincerity in writing this. I'm sorry. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1683960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 On 11/1/2011 at 4:34 AM, underscore said: On 11/1/2011 at 3:21 AM, essines said: everybody on watmm always assumes everybody else on watmm is without friends and soulessly dedicated to watmm. says the smelly piece of shit who has no friends and is soulessly dedicated to watmm jk, ur cool. i am offended by this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1683973 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 On 11/1/2011 at 4:51 AM, The Pod said: On 11/1/2011 at 4:37 AM, Caretstik said: The Pod didn't ask to be born. Almost fourteen years ago. What? Also, I'd really like to apologize for my behavior as of late, specifically the hurtful things I've said in this thread. I feel like I've derailed a bit, and would like to get back on track. Hopefully, all of you will feel my sincerity in writing this. I'm sorry. Don't worry about it. I recognised the beauty of your soul. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1684068 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 is liquid hail like rain? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jeremymacgregor87's signature Hide all signatures profundity Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1684098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Quote Numerous large hail events (hail diameter 3/4 inch or more) were studied across the Nashville County Warning Area (CWA) in Middle Tennessee during 1995-1998 in order to determine the relationship between Vertically Integrated Liquid (VIL) Density and hail size. This relationship can be utilized operationally. The methodology used in deriving this comparison is provided to assist other NWS offices in developing VIL Density/hail size correlations. See more here. I have checked a few other sites and it looks like the VIL number is higher for wet hail rather than dry hail. A higher VIL means there is more precipitation in a column of air - thus forming wet or liquid hail. Amazing. Perhaps this sort of thing would happen in a rainforest where the air is generally more humid, but unfortunately is not the part of the world where it gets cold enough for hail. Perhaps climate change will put pay to this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Soloman Tump's signature Hide all signatures https://intrusivesignals.blogspot.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1684104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 A slightly more elaborate version of the "It was a dark and rainy night..." intro. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1684105 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 On 11/1/2011 at 2:08 PM, feltcher said: Quote Numerous large hail events (hail diameter 3/4 inch or more) were studied across the Nashville County Warning Area (CWA) in Middle Tennessee during 1995-1998 in order to determine the relationship between Vertically Integrated Liquid (VIL) Density and hail size. This relationship can be utilized operationally. The methodology used in deriving this comparison is provided to assist other NWS offices in developing VIL Density/hail size correlations. See more here. I have checked a few other sites and it looks like the VIL number is higher for wet hail rather than dry hail. A higher VIL means there is more precipitation in a column of air - thus forming wet or liquid hail. IDM as fuck Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1684119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted May 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 I am smarter than you guys. You guys are fucking idiots. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1812074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 #sobrave Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1812337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 cool Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide geosmina's signature Hide all signatures https://animanoir.xyz/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1812340 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yanG Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 On 10/31/2011 at 12:48 AM, kaini said: you will not finish this novel. lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1812344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Post the second paragraph. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1812364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 pretty terrible first sentence. i would throw this in a fire if i were reading it on something that could burn. actually, my laptop can burn. brb Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1812368 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 *written by angela chase from my so called life. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1812373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 The night was sultry... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1812434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 her eyes were blue, as blue as the bluest thing you could imagine on november the eleventh. for that was saint blue's day. and he was the patron saint of things that are really, really blue. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/69634-do-you-like-the-first-paragraph-of-the-novel-im-writing/page/4/#findComment-1812462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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