ceephax http://drinkify.org/

http://drinkify.org/

My personal favorite:

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“THE CEEPHAX”

• 4 oz. Fucking Rum
  

Serve on rocks. Stir vigorously. Garnish with twist of lemon.

“The Global Goon”

• 10 oz. Marijuana
  
• 10 oz. Ginger Beer
  
• 10 oz. Cream
  

Combine in highball glass and serve. Garnish with wedge of kiwi.

trying this.

“THE FENNESZ”

1 bottle Reb Bull

Serve neat. Garnish with nutmeg.

haha what

“The Anal Cunt”

• 8 oz. Vodka
  
• 8 oz. Grenadine
  
• 8 oz. Coco López
  

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir slowly. Garnish with pickled carrot sticks.

*regrets life*

The Kyuss

8 oz Marijuana

8 oz Ice Cream

The Get Up Kids (midwest emo)

8 oz tears

serve neat. stir vigorously.

The Ceephax Acid Crew

4 oz fucking rum

4 oz tonic water

The Melissa Etheridge

10 oz Gin

Garnish with pickled onions.

  On 11/8/2011 at 7:23 AM, disparaissant said:

The Melissa Etheridge

10 oz Gin

Garnish with pickled onions.

oh horrible lol

lol

“The Brian Eno”

• 8 oz. Water
  

Serve neat.

“The Akercocke”

• 1 oz. LSD
  

Serve neat. Stir vigorously.

“THE AUTECHRE”

• 1 bottle Whiskey
  
• 1 bottle Monster Energy Drink
  

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

Is it funny that i have had that to drink so many times that i cannot count any longer?

“THE JAN TERRI”

1 oz. White whine

1 oz. Rose's lime juice

10 oz. Rose's lime juice

Combine in highball glass and serve. Garnish with olive.

“The Leyland Kirby”

• 8 oz. Water
  
• 8 oz. Cough syrup
  

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir vigorously.

“The Caretaker”

• 2 oz. Ecstasy
  
• 2 oz. Lime juice
  
• 1 oz. Wheatgrass juice
  

Combine in highball glass and serve. Garnish with sprig of mint.

I think it's trying to tell me something here...

  On 11/8/2011 at 7:37 AM, essines said:

Is it funny that i have had that to drink so many times that i cannot count any longer?

It's not so much funny as awesome

“THE GESCOM”

• 8 oz. Gin
  
• 8 oz. Grenadine
  
• 10 oz. Red Bull
  

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir slowly. Garnish with twist of lemon.

Ok, that's just classy.

“The Wendy Carlos”

• 4 oz. Vodka
  
• 4 oz. Tomato juice
  
• 2 oz. Macallan Scotch
  

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir vigorously.

“THE POP. 1280”

12 oz. Rum

Serve on rocks. Garnish with national flag

“THE TUSS”

10 oz. Vodka

Serve neat. Garnish with salt.

“THE ALEKSI PERÄLÄ”

1 bottle Vodka

Serve on rocks. Garnish with wedge of pineapple.

“THE DEPECHE MODE”

6 oz. Vodka

Serve neat. Garnish with umbrella.

“The Wisp”

• 10 oz. Whiskey
  
• 10 oz. Red Bull
  
• 1 bottle Hennessy
  

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

“The Dorian Concept”

• 1 oz. Gin
  
• 1 oz. Rose's lime juice
  
• 2 oz. Club soda
  

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly. Garnish with wedge of watermelon.

  On 11/8/2011 at 7:23 AM, disparaissant said:

The Melissa Etheridge

10 oz Gin

Garnish with pickled onions.

That's just a Gibson isn't it?

  On 11/8/2011 at 7:34 AM, baph said:

“THE AUTECHRE”

• 1 bottle Whiskey
  
• 1 bottle Monster Energy Drink
  

 

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

I don't drink, and have never been drunk, but just reading that, gives me a headache.

  On 11/8/2011 at 7:40 AM, baph said:

  On 11/8/2011 at 7:37 AM, essines said:

Is it funny that i have had that to drink so many times that i cannot count any longer?

 

It's not so much funny as awesome

*takes off dress*

“The Cure”

• 1 bottle Cocaine
  

Serve on rocks. Garnish with sugar.

LOL

“The GoCab”

• 4 oz. Jägermeister
  

Serve on rocks.

“The Johann Sebastian Bach”

• 1 bottle Red wine
  

Serve at room temperature. Garnish with pepper.

“The Gazebo”

• 1 Red Stripe
  

Serve cold.

“The EOD”

• 1 Red Stripe
  

Serve cold.

fucking LOL

Gazebo and EOD must be the same guy!

And finally, this is pure class.....

“The Impakt”

• 2 oz. Rum
  
• 2 oz. Grapefruit juice
  
• 10 oz. Rum, Fucking Rum
  

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Garnish with cucumber.

“The Gas”

• 1 bottle Red Bull
  
• 1 bottle Grey Goose Vodka
  

Serve on rocks. Stir slowly. Garnish with cocktail monkey.

lol..i typed in Pop Ambient and it brought me to a blank page.