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  On 11/8/2011 at 4:03 PM, acidphakist said:

“The EOD”

• 1 Red Stripe
  

Serve cold.

 

 

 

fucking LOL

 

Gazebo and EOD must be the same guy!

 

And finally, this is pure class.....

 

“The Impakt”

• 2 oz. Rum
  
• 2 oz. Grapefruit juice
  
• 10 oz. Rum, Fucking Rum
  

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Garnish with cucumber.

Tasty stuff!

LOL, I did a hipster-test and it worked:

“The Broken Social Scene”

1 PBR

Serve cold.

“The Burial”

8 oz. Cachaça

8 oz. Worcestershire sauce

8 oz. Maker's Mark Bourbon

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

“The Dolly Parton”

• 1 oz. Wine cooler
  

Serve neat. Stir slowly.

“THE SND”

• 4 oz. Reb Bull
  
• 4 oz. Simple syrup
  
• 1 oz. Simple syrup
  

Combine in highball glass and serve. Garnish with umbrella.

REB BULL

SUGAR

SND

“THE TORO Y MOI”

• 8 oz. Bottled water
  

Serve neat. Garnish with maraschino cherry.

“The DJ Nate”

• 1 bottle Tequila Reposado
  
• 1 bottle Iced tea
  
• 8 oz. Bourbon
  

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir vigorously. Garnish with salt.

I didn't see THAT one coming.

lol@snd

“THE TEGAN AND SARA”

• 1 bottle Horilka
  
• 1 bottle Half and half
  

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir quickly.

OH GROSS

  On 11/9/2011 at 3:36 PM, Gocab said:

lol@snd

  On 11/8/2011 at 7:11 AM, essines said:

“The Anal Cunt”

• 8 oz. Vodka
  
• 8 oz. Grenadine
  
• 8 oz. Coco López
  

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir slowly. Garnish with pickled carrot sticks.

 

*regrets life*

that was my first pick

The T4000 - Lovers Paradise

4 oz. water

1 oz. orange juice

Don’t listen to Anus the Menace alone. We suggest…

“The Anus the Menace”

• 2 oz. Marijuana
  

Serve on rocks. Garnish with shrimp.

“The DJ Screw”

6 oz. Cough syrup

6 oz. Finlandia Vodka

Serve on rocks. Stir quickly.

“THE BRIAN ENO”

• 8 oz. Water
  

Serve neat.

Wow this sounds nice:

“THE BURIAL”

• 8 oz. Cachaça
  
• 8 oz. Worcestershire sauce
  
• 8 oz. Maker's Mark Bourbon
  

“THE HETEROTIC”

• 4 oz. Metaxa
  
• 4 oz. Tonic water
  

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

“THE H.P. SNEAKSTEP”

• 8 oz. Eau-de-vie
  
• 8 oz. Rose's lime juice
  

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.

“THE MISSQULATER”

• 2 oz. Plum Brandy
  

Serve neat.

Come january

“THE PLUG”

• 10 oz. Vodka
  
• 10 oz. Coke
  
• 1 bottle Hendricks Gin
  

  On 11/9/2011 at 4:48 PM, LUDD said:

Don’t listen to Anus the Menace alone. We suggest…

 

 

“The Anus the Menace”

• 2 oz. Marijuana
  

Serve on rocks. Garnish with shrimp.

 

How can smoke 2 oz without pass out? :sup:

“THE DMX KREW”

• 1 oz. Vodka
  
• 1 oz. Tonic water
  
• 6 oz. Arak
  

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir quickly. Garnish with umbrella.

Classy and cheesy all at the same time!

“The Opeth”

• 8 oz. Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
  
• 8 oz. Coco López
  
• 4 oz. Cough syrup
  

Combine in highball glass and serve. Stir vigorously. Garnish with maraschino cherry.

  On 11/10/2011 at 4:40 AM, autopilot said:

 

How can smoke 2 oz without pass out? :sup:

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Garnish with shrimp.

The shrimp are magical.

Don’t listen to Oni Ayhun alone. We suggest…

“THE ONI AYHUN”

• 2 oz. Plum Brandy
  

Serve neat. Stir vigorously. Garnish with sparklers.

“The Shitmat”

• 1 bottle Fortified wine
  

Serve at room temperature.

“The Dimmu Borgir”

• 4 oz. Blood
  

lol, shitmat is more a pint of leffe.

“THE BOHREN & DER CLUB OF GORE”

• 4 oz. Bud light
  

Serve neat. Stir slowly. Garnish with cocktail monkey.

this site is now confirmed for not knowing shit.