folding a fitted sheet

is pretty much the worst thing in the world. how the fuck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I usually give it a few seconds and then end up wadding it up and stuffing it in a drawer. and then of course it takes up the whole drawer. fuck a fitted sheet man. i'm going bareback tonight.

I try my best to fold it, but it just ends up being a limp dick of a fold anyway.

i dunno what a "fitted" sheet is but maybe your trying to fold it to many times. your only suppose to fold a sheet 7 times MAX

The fitted sheet is the piece of shit impossible to deal with one with the elastic that hugs your mattress. Also Chuck Norris can fold a sheet 8 times.

Fuck a bunch of fitted sheets.

fred ur such a basic dude now

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my technique is, lay it flat, get the "fitted" part as flat as possible on top of the rest of the sheet, and fold from the new corners. still a little lumpy but not bad.

  On 11/16/2011 at 10:26 PM, Axxon N said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc

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  On 11/16/2011 at 10:36 PM, Joyrex said:

He's got quite a handful with 3 kids and a wife with no legs.

  On 11/16/2011 at 10:26 PM, Axxon N said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc

"one if the biggest challenges you're going to face in your life is how to fold a fitted sheet" lol!

http://lifehacker.com/5829980/how-to-fold-a-fitted-sheet

but really the trick is to only have one so that it's either on the bed or being laundered.

  On 11/16/2011 at 10:26 PM, Axxon N said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc

  On 11/16/2011 at 10:42 PM, nene multiple assgasms said:

http://lifehacker.co...-a-fitted-sheet

 

but really the trick is to only have one so that it's either on the bed or being laundered.

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laminate it first, score fold lines with a pair of scissors, then fold.

Make a 12" diagonal cut in each corner, and you'll be able to lie it flat. Then just restitch the corners before use.

lay it out on the floor, elastic bits facing down, fold the borders in until you have a slightly smaller rectangle, fold from there

burn a hole in the middle. fart through the hole. sew the hole up. wad the sheet up. unwad the sheet. wad it up again. sleep in a trash bag.

I was actually wondering how I've avoided having to do this but I realised I have one fitted sheet which is my main sheet, and the flat sheet for when that one is in the wash. I fucking hate putting the flat sheet on my bed worse than folding the fitted one though. My bed is in a corner and that last corner is so mean to me.

  On 11/17/2011 at 12:16 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

I was actually wondering how I've avoided having to do this

Me too, though I quickly noticed that my idea of folding my fitted sheet looks exactly like the 'before' shot on the video that Axxon N (nice INLAND EMPIRE reference) posted ...

  On 11/16/2011 at 10:36 PM, asymmetrical head said:

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I have 2 sheets. one of them is lost and the other is either on my bed or in the laundry room. i don't fold shit. i need a girlfriend to do it for me.

take the fitted sheet, douse in gasoline, set on fire. Go to department store, buy regular flat sheet. Invite essines over for breaking in sheet.

My bed is about 7'6" up from the floor so I have to climb up and sit on the mattress in order to put the folded sheet on the bed - which is actually more annoying than trying to fold it (which I never do (due to the "having only 1 fitted sheet" rule - see above)). Putting on a sheet that involves lifting the corners of the mattress and stretching the sheet while sitting on it and having to do little bounces and stretch the sheet under you while in mid bounce which in turn makes the bed support struts creak causing you to think the frame is going to collapse is quite a chore.

Also why would anybody iron a sheet?