folding a fitted sheet

  On 11/17/2011 at 2:48 PM, Centurix said:

  On 11/16/2011 at 10:26 PM, Axxon N said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc

 

I've just folded a fitted sheet and was declared a god in my household. I can now fold t-shirts and fitted sheets. I'm going to post to that woman to ask if she can fold space and time. She'll probably tell me to take each corner of space and fold it that way. Then she'll look down her nose at me and get the butler to scuttle me back 'downstairs' and to 'not make a fuss as to disturb them above.'

she's obviously repressing a lol around 0:07. Can't beliebe you guys didn't know her trick

don't you turn your trunk up at my folding skills

Imagine I made a parody version of this thread called "Folding a shitted feet"—how funny would that be!

  On 11/17/2011 at 9:50 PM, zazen said:

I also had a high-up loft-bed once - 5' high, with chilling space underneath . It was cool

  On 11/16/2011 at 10:26 PM, Axxon N said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc

son of a bitch...

  On 11/18/2011 at 3:20 AM, goffer said:

  On 11/16/2011 at 10:26 PM, Axxon N said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc

son of a bitch...

These are the issues I face daily!

Obviously fake - at 1:10 they switch it with something else that folds easier.

Axxon pwned up this thread.

  On 11/16/2011 at 10:26 PM, Axxon N said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc

I just noticed that at the start she says that "One of the biggest challenges you're going to face in your life is to fold a fitted sheet."

I agree, not only is this a first world problem, but also a second, third, fourth and quite possibly a fifth.

Fifth world problems are:

1. Being eaten by Hyenas
   
2. Raped by armed militia
   
3. Being unable to fold a fitted sheet
   

Living in the Congo must suck. Laying on a crumpled fitted sheet just rubs salt into the wound of your missing limb that was hacked off by a government regime and then fed to the lions.

  On 11/18/2011 at 12:58 AM, tauboo said:

  On 11/17/2011 at 11:36 PM, scones to die for said:

Fitted sheets aren't even necessary.

 

I think most hotels use a flat sheet instead - probably because fitted sheets are a pain in the ass to fold.

but hotels also have miniature booze, coffee/tea/sugar/milk portions, trouser press, bible in the bedside cabinet, er.. what else do hotel rooms have?

Hair Dryer fixed to the wall

  On 11/18/2011 at 11:57 AM, LUDD said:

  On 11/18/2011 at 12:58 AM, tauboo said:

  On 11/17/2011 at 11:36 PM, scones to die for said:

Fitted sheets aren't even necessary.

 

I think most hotels use a flat sheet instead - probably because fitted sheets are a pain in the ass to fold.

but hotels also have miniature booze, coffee/tea/sugar/milk portions, trouser press, bible in the bedside cabinet, er.. what else do hotel rooms have?

 

 

 

Hair Dryer fixed to the wall

hotels offer the modern man an anonymous room to do what he pleases, guilt free. from exploratory full volume tv porn to a guilt free hooker to newfound masturbation techniques done fully nude. sometimes I like to rub my balls all over the phone and then call the room later and laugh. sometimes I like to pretend I'm spiderman and skeet skeet right onto the mirror like I'm throwing a web out of my wrist. I do this because it will be cleaned up and no one will be the wiser when I walk out of the room whistling like a gentleman, head held high.

lol

Omg Jules rolf

but still overshadowed by the fact that Centurix wails.

PS - rubbing my balls on a phone and then calling it later for lols is now my new pastime.

I'll chop all your ballsacks off if you continue that behaviour. Beware !!

  On 11/18/2011 at 12:57 PM, jules said:

newfound masturbation techniques

I misread this as newfoundland masturbation techniques

  On 11/19/2011 at 2:41 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

  On 11/18/2011 at 12:57 PM, jules said:

newfound masturbation techniques

 

I misread this as newfoundland masturbation techniques

like Canadian masturbation or like masturbating a dog?

lol

  On 11/19/2011 at 2:41 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

newfoundland masturbation techniques

thread delivers

So I haven't watched the video yet, but I am the laundry person in my household so I do a fitted sheet every week, kind of spin it around my penis until it twists up a lot and gets cleaned over the course of three hours by my little drops of precum.

Anyway, I want to describe how I fold the sheet if I have to put it away or something, and see if it is what the lady says in the video (have a MIL here so I am not going to play YouTubes right now): I put my fist up into one of the fitted corners, then grab another fitted corner and align it with the first aroud my fist. Then I do the same with the other pair of fitted corners, then align the two pairs of fitted corners together, so I have basically a rectangle of folded sheet, with one of its corners rounded -- the one composed of all the fitted corners nestled into each other like my pelvic bones into those two little divets on either side of your little sister's ass. This rectangular thingy basically folds up like any other sheet from that point. Then I goatse my anus, dip it in a reduced beet cremaux and draw a crying clown on the mattress underneath before unfolding and putting the fitted sheet back on.

crying clown goatse paint-by-anus (CCGPBA)

Finally watched the video myself -- got step one, so fuck yeah! I don't fold it in thirds, though.

foldse

ARGHHHhh