Model walks into airplane propeller

  On 12/7/2011 at 5:24 AM, goffer said:

what propelled her to do such a thing?

Those kind of jokes aren't going to fly here.

She must not be a propellerhead...

C'mon guys let's put a more positive spin on this

So there is some truth to the rumor that blondes are a little dizzy?

  On 12/7/2011 at 12:11 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

mysterious ways.

  On 12/7/2011 at 5:37 AM, autopilot said:

  On 12/7/2011 at 5:24 AM, goffer said:

what propelled her to do such a thing?

 

Those kind of jokes aren't going to fly here.

Way to ruin it before it could take off.

  On 12/7/2011 at 6:16 AM, vamos scorcho said:

  On 12/7/2011 at 5:37 AM, autopilot said:

  On 12/7/2011 at 5:24 AM, goffer said:

what propelled her to do such a thing?

 

Those kind of jokes aren't going to fly here.

 

Way to ruin it before it could take off.

cool your jets, man

Don't think she'll be landing any modeling jobs in the near future.

  On 12/7/2011 at 5:18 AM, KY said:

am i the only one here thinking, "shit, that sucks, i hope she recovers well"?

No, I hope so too. Fox New's editorial slant and self selection of multiple christqoutes is just expectedly hilarious.

lol at goffer and autopilot

i don't know, this could really be the event that launched her into the stratosphere

  On 12/7/2011 at 4:19 AM, baph said:

the question now becomes: will he love her back, looking like that?

let's see what chapter 21 of leviticus has to say...

  Quote

¹⁶ The LORD said to Moses, ¹⁷ “Say to Aaron: ‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God. ¹⁸ No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; ¹⁹ no man with a crippled foot or hand, ²⁰ or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. ²¹ No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the food offerings to the LORD. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God. ²² He may eat the most holy food of his God, as well as the holy food; ²³ yet because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary. I am the LORD, who makes them holy.’”

nope. mysterious ways. mysterious ways.

this is a gross thread

with the right attitude she'll be flying high again

  On 12/7/2011 at 7:34 AM, MAXIMUS MISCHIEF said:

this is a gross thread

Turn that frown upside down.

  On 12/7/2011 at 5:24 AM, goffer said:

what propelled her to do such a thing?

plane ignorance.

Holy Flying LOL at all these comments.

But still, I'm with you KY.

and Usagi

"impAIRed", good one ;-)

I hope that her brain continues to heal

  On 12/7/2011 at 9:13 AM, usagi said:

damn, you guys are being real cunts in this thread. she may not be the best and the brightest but the gal lost her left hand, she's impaired for life.

after recouping from the initial laughter fit the responses in this thread caused, I kind of agree with you.

Thats one way to blow dry your hair.

u people are insane human beings thats all i gotta say about that

  On 12/7/2011 at 5:26 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 12/7/2011 at 5:18 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

  On 12/7/2011 at 4:01 AM, viscosity said:

where's the before and after pics?

rotten dot com?

And just a reminder (not directed at anyone in particular) - please don't post them here.

 

was i the only one who thought the title of the thread was the setup for some kind of joke?

A man walks into a bar...

  On 12/7/2011 at 8:53 AM, iep said:

  On 12/7/2011 at 5:24 AM, goffer said:

what propelled her to do such a thing?

 

plane ignorance.

LOL

  On 12/7/2011 at 9:13 AM, usagi said:

damn, you guys are being real cunts in this thread. she may not be the best and the brightest but the gal lost her left hand, she's impaired for life.

agreed.

the thing i read which makes total sense is, how would the pilot not make sure the propellers weren't completely stopped and stationary before allowing anyone to enter/exit the plane? there's gotta be some sort of law concerning that otherwise this could happen all the time.

anyways, at least through this whole experience she has surely been able to shave off a few pounds. not that she needed to

sue the propeller company

  On 12/7/2011 at 9:13 AM, usagi said:

damn, you guys are being real cunts in this thread. she may not be the best and the brightest but the gal lost her left hand, she's impaired for life.

just stick "www.clonehands.com" in your bookmark list and check that baby in about 6 years