N Korean leader Kim Jong-il dies

RIP Digimon

Hello from north korea. Everything is going according to plan and things are going to change. Not because of KJ's death but by historic force, sorry, I just read foundation.

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i sampled the cries of a thousand north koreans and made a video. im going to hell but whatever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqW6-zESnm0&hd=1

thats seriously messed up

Holy fucking lol

  On 12/20/2011 at 5:17 AM, data said:

i sampled the cries of a thousand north koreans and made a video. im going to hell but whatever.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqW6-zESnm0&hd=1

I personally think this would exempt you from going to hell.

  On 12/19/2011 at 9:49 PM, disparaissant said:

http://www.theatlant...g-second/46394/ oops

That's ok, Rick Perry said he'd have Herman Cain as secretary of defense, so rest easy...

  On 12/20/2011 at 5:17 AM, data said:

i sampled the cries of a thousand north koreans and made a video. im going to hell but whatever.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqW6-zESnm0&hd=1

you're officially my favorite watmmer now, data. (sidenote: i deleted that scrabble-esque game we were playing on and switched over to words with friends—let me know if you wanna start that back up!)

http://kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com/

Sorry if Jazz.

  On 12/20/2011 at 4:13 PM, KY said:

  On 12/20/2011 at 5:17 AM, data said:

i sampled the cries of a thousand north koreans and made a video. im going to hell but whatever.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqW6-zESnm0&hd=1

you're officially my favorite watmmer now, data. (sidenote: i deleted that scrabble-esque game we were playing on and switched over to words with friends—let me know if you wanna start that back up!)

haha! nah man im sticking with wordfeud. :)

that is immense haha

good job data

make it listed and conquer the internets, data.

  On 12/20/2011 at 5:49 PM, feltcher said:

http://kimjongildrop...ass.tumblr.com/

 

Sorry if Jazz.

haha, seen a few of these, no idea there was another tumblr

  On 12/20/2011 at 5:49 PM, feltcher said:

http://kimjongildrop...ass.tumblr.com/

 

Sorry if Jazz.

Hahahaha!

AINT NO PARTY LIKE A JUCHE PARTY

kull wahad

^That is amazing.

Edit: Dammit, Baph. That video is amazing.

  On 12/20/2011 at 8:29 PM, Squee said:

  On 12/20/2011 at 5:49 PM, feltcher said:

http://kimjongildrop...ass.tumblr.com/

 

Sorry if Jazz.

Hahahaha!

lols

The Gippeumjo (translated variously as Pleasure Group, Pleasure Groups, Pleasure Squad, Pleasure Brigade, Joy Brigade, or Joy Division) is a collection of groups of approximately 2,000 women and girls between the ages of 13 and 40 (although most are believed to be between 18 and 25), which are maintained by the head of state of North Korea for the purpose of providing pleasure and entertainment for high-ranking Workers’ Party of Korea (WPK) officials and their families, as well as occasionally also distinguished guests.

Little is known outside North Korea about the Gippeumjo, but information has gradually emerged through the testimony of North Koreans who have defected.

The Gippeumjo was established in 1978, during the administration of Kim Il-sung, with the first group being recruited by Lee Dong Ho, the First Vice Director of the Department of United Front of the WPK, for the purpose of entertaining Kim at the Munsu Chodaeso (문수 초대소; Munsu Guesthouse). The recruiting and training of Gippeumjo are currently administered by the Fifth Department of Staff of the Organic Direction of the Party and continues to be maintained by his son, Kim Jong-il.

Each pleasure group is composed of three teams:

Manjokjo (hangul: 만족조; hanja: 滿足組) – a satisfaction team (which provides sexual services)

Haengbokjo (hangul: 행복조; hanja: 幸福組) – a happiness team (which provides massages)

Gamujo (hangul: 가무조; hanja: 歌舞組) – a dancing and singing team (whose members are sometimes asked to dance semi-nude)

Girls from throughout the country are recruited to be Gippeumjo members according to government criteria (one of which is that they must be virgins). After being selected, they undergo a rigorous training period, with some Haengbokjo members being sent overseas for massage training. Gippeumjo members typically leave at age 22 or 25, at which time they are often married to other members of North Korea’s elite, and their former membership in the Gippeumjo is kept secret.

  On 12/20/2011 at 5:17 AM, data said:

i sampled the cries of a thousand north koreans and made a video. im going to hell but whatever.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqW6-zESnm0&hd=1

i'm gonna spread the word on this. Extremely arousing, thank you so much.

Joy Division, really? That must be a loose translation otherwise thats just blatantly fucked up for a Korean head of state to make an organization named that.