Fred McGriff Posted December 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 while i learned a lot, and i thank everyone for participating in this bacon essay contest, i'm afraid only one person can win. Here are the final results 3rd Place: Reveal hidden contents alcofibras. really spectacular absurdist bacon noir narrative. had this been a short story contest your would've been hard to beat. 2nd Place: Reveal hidden contents baph. your first entry was like one of the most superior madlibs ever written. bravo. the bacon descriptors were bountiful and beautiful 1st Place: Reveal hidden contents Taubooooooooo. "Bread Glove" is so fucking stupid and hilarious that it completely captures the spirit of this essay contest. A delightful historical essay on the origin of bacon. truly enlightening and amusing. PM with your paypal address so that I may pay you 10 USD. Thanks again everyone for your efforts. I now have used my allotted 10 USD budget that I had set aside early this year for WATMM Secret Santa. Cheers! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 as if fred that was my prize Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's signature Hide all signatures official sup barnstar of coolness Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 you can have honorable mention max Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 yay!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide MAXIMUS MISCHIEF's signature Hide all signatures official sup barnstar of coolness Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 horseshit. I demand a recount. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 Dammit I'm on my phone and spoilers don't work, I can't see results :'( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718280 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 Guess I was too subtle in insinuating Bac-Os as a metaphor for Skrillex. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718298 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 On 12/23/2011 at 11:23 AM, kaen said: Dammit I'm on my phone and spoilers don't work, I can't see results :'( if you hit quote you can view them Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 On 12/23/2011 at 12:43 PM, sweepstakes said: Guess I was too subtle in insinuating Bac-Os as a metaphor for Skrillex. yours was the most accurate and fact-based. p.s. what's the deal with david cross and sriracha sauce together? those are like two of my favorite things. On 12/23/2011 at 11:23 AM, kaen said: Dammit I'm on my phone and spoilers don't work, I can't see results :'( On 12/23/2011 at 11:23 AM, kaen said: Dammit I'm on my phone and spoilers don't work, I can't see results :'( 3rd Place: Spoiler alcofibras. really spectacular absurdist bacon noir narrative. had this been a short story contest your would've been hard to beat. 2nd Place: Spoiler baph. your first entry was like one of the most superior madlibs ever written. bravo. the bacon descriptors were bountiful and beautiful 1st Place: Spoiler Taubooooooooo. "Bread Glove" is so fucking stupid and hilarious that it completely captures the spirit of this essay contest. A delightful historical essay on the origin of bacon. truly enlightening and amusing. PM with your paypal address so that I may pay you 10 USD. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 Good show, everyone, and congratulations to tauboo! These bits are pure gold On 12/22/2011 at 1:42 AM, tauboo said: The last thing he scribed was an order for Stilton and in his diary, his hopes, after hearing of this new cheese, to try it with frying hamin a bread glove but he never did. On 12/22/2011 at 2:07 AM, kaini said: Most people fry bacon, but bacon bacon is even better because it makes it crispier. On 12/22/2011 at 2:28 AM, Backson said: Man, this bacon, like you wouldn't believe. Cooking the bacon until perfect crispy, make the lips wet in anticipation for the bacon. Put the bacon on a burger, whatever you want! Have the bacon with some sauce, have the bacon with no sauce, forget about it. On 12/22/2011 at 3:50 PM, futuregirlfriend said: PIZZA HUT On 12/22/2011 at 8:29 PM, Alcofribas said: i opened the door completely, so that it was totally opened. On 12/22/2011 at 8:40 PM, chenGOD said: (he always called me mister, as if to add more was to sully himself) At dinner a bottle of red wine. The bacon was good and life was good. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 On 12/23/2011 at 4:36 PM, chimera slot mom said: Good show, everyone, and congratulations to tauboo! These bits are pure gold On 12/22/2011 at 1:42 AM, tauboo said: The last thing he scribed was an order for Stilton and in his diary, his hopes, after hearing of this new cheese, to try it with frying hamin a bread glove but he never did. On 12/22/2011 at 2:07 AM, kaini said: Most people fry bacon, but bacon bacon is even better because it makes it crispier. On 12/22/2011 at 2:28 AM, Backson said: Man, this bacon, like you wouldn't believe. Cooking the bacon until perfect crispy, make the lips wet in anticipation for the bacon. Put the bacon on a burger, whatever you want! Have the bacon with some sauce, have the bacon with no sauce, forget about it. On 12/22/2011 at 3:50 PM, futuregirlfriend said: PIZZA HUT On 12/22/2011 at 8:29 PM, Alcofribas said: i opened the door completely, so that it was totally opened. On 12/22/2011 at 8:40 PM, chenGOD said: (he always called me mister, as if to add more was to sully himself) At dinner a bottle of red wine. The bacon was good and life was good. don't forget this line, chimera, (as well as your use of references): Quote And that's why, if I win the $10, I will spend it on bacon. that is the perfect conclusion to come to in a bacon essay contest. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 Kaen- I think what Fred is trying to say is I won. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 congratualations to all the winners Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1718449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 i'm still going to claim my prize, just need to get my paypal sorted ill probably get this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kuhn-Rikon-Safari-Tiger-Paring/dp/B005TGU3SY/ref=sr_1_136?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1325295572&sr=1-136 haha, maybe not Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/70653-bacon-essay-contest/page/3/#findComment-1722373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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