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I liked this movie. It paid decent homage to the original series and I don't understand why people gave such a shit about the aliens when the fucking Ark was said to be alien and there was the Holy Grail in one of the other films. The worst part of the movie was god damn Mack, I wish I could forget that shithead.

It's not like I sat down and analyzed it. I didn't place it in my top movies ever, it just wasn't a huge sack of shit compared to most major cinema I see lately.

"like pulling a thread out of a sweater, until the sweater eventually sucks" lol

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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  On 12/25/2011 at 8:40 AM, Xyrofen said:

I liked this movie. It paid decent homage to the original series and I don't understand why people gave such a shit about the aliens when the fucking Ark was said to be alien and there was the Holy Grail in one of the other films. The worst part of the movie was god damn Mack, I wish I could forget that shithead.

 

I'm with you, I thought it was fun and it basically stuck to the formula. I think the ancient astronauts idea is cool and perfect for an Indiana Jones story, but it just didn't need that huge stupid ending.

Yeah i dont get why people are so butthurt about it but im not a big indy fan anyway

 

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I watched the 4th once, it was entertaining, but it was a shit filled homage to the original trilogy. it wasn't a good film in any respect even if it entertained you. it was a shitty movie and, compared to it's forefathers, it was a shitty end to the series. should have just stuck with the original 3. they were mindless and silly enough as it was.

  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

As soon as I saw the gopher in the opening, I knew that what I was about to watch would be a steaming pile of shit. I was so offended by the shittiness of this movie (i wouldn't dare call it a film), that it made me bedridden for 2 years after I had seen it. I'm still in bed now, ridden with sores. This movie is the reason for all the bad things in the world.

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