21 yr. old Chinese tarts

i'm seriously disappointed. I was hoping some kind of story in the vein of the "midnight storm scuba diving sessions". Here are a few hooks to get you started. Why do you call her a tart ? Is she literally a tart ? How did you meet ? how does it feel dating little girls when you're an old senile man ? That sort of things.

I'm posting this from tapatalk and the soup picture from above is pretty small. When I click on it, the app crashes : so what's the white thing on the right ? Is it a sausage or a penis ? From what I can see (and what I can't see) it totally looks like a penis. Penis soup ?

What made you create a thread about chinese tarts in the first place lol

probably lumpnprols quip in some thread about his 21 year old tart of a gf.

TORTE

  On 1/12/2012 at 7:54 PM, Babar said:

i'm seriously disappointed. I was hoping some kind of story in the vein of the "midnight storm scuba diving sessions". Here are a few hooks to get you started. Why do you call her a tart ? Is she literally a tart ? How did you meet ? how does it feel dating little girls when you're an old senile man ? That sort of things.

yeah you kind of missed out, there was a time where I flaunted some dirty laundry in front of watmm because it was all fresh and exciting, but unfortunately I've mellowed and times have changed here too (many of the pics I posted would now get me banned).

yeah my gf was a tart (quite literally, tho not the fresh from the bakery kind) but she's now just cuddly and lovable. And when it comes to being a dirty old man, objectively speaking perhaps I am, but the wonderful thing about subjective perception is we rarely see ourselves as disgusting. And hey, even my mom likes my gf, so it's all good. In fact the only thing I often think about and feel bad about is my ex-girlfriend, since she is now over 30 and in China that means she'll probably never get married...she's a great lady so I hope that isn't the case.

Did you ever get around to writing a book, Lumpy?

yeah, actually. I shared it with one other watmmer. But then I shelved it before it was complete (was going to be a 2-parter). To be honest, Minecraft kind of killed my book. And also, maybe I've thought better of it. My mom reads way too many books on China, so I think there's a good chance she'd find mine if I published it. And then she'd put 2+2 together, lol.

I've missed you takeshi!

Aww man, you've gotta publish it! You have no idea how much I've lived vicariously through your stories. I've missed you too man! I'm trying to post more when I have the time. The girlfriend and job hunting take up most of my time nowadays.

what re you doing over there lumpenprol? Are you in finance?

  On 1/13/2012 at 3:37 AM, takeshi said:

Aww man, you've gotta publish it! You have no idea how much I've lived vicariously through your stories. I've missed you too man! I'm trying to post more when I have the time. The girlfriend and job hunting take up most of my time nowadays.

I'll think about it, I need to revisit my draft one of these days, re-read it with fresh eyes. Good luck on the job hunt! I always thought you were hanging out in ltm or something, and avoiding us common folk

  On 1/13/2012 at 7:18 AM, marf said:

what re you doing over there lumpenprol? Are you in finance?

video games

Would you be ok with releasing your book on watmm, even if it's just a draft ? I always loved your stories (and this is why I created this thread in the first place).

Also what kind of games do you make ?