Guest Babar Posted January 12, 2012 Report Share Posted January 12, 2012 i'm seriously disappointed. I was hoping some kind of story in the vein of the "midnight storm scuba diving sessions". Here are a few hooks to get you started. Why do you call her a tart ? Is she literally a tart ? How did you meet ? how does it feel dating little girls when you're an old senile man ? That sort of things. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1730647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted January 12, 2012 Report Share Posted January 12, 2012 I'm posting this from tapatalk and the soup picture from above is pretty small. When I click on it, the app crashes : so what's the white thing on the right ? Is it a sausage or a penis ? From what I can see (and what I can't see) it totally looks like a penis. Penis soup ? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1730653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Xenblake Posted January 12, 2012 Report Share Posted January 12, 2012 What made you create a thread about chinese tarts in the first place lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1730806 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 12, 2012 Report Share Posted January 12, 2012 probably lumpnprols quip in some thread about his 21 year old tart of a gf. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1730809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 12, 2012 Report Share Posted January 12, 2012 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1730813 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 12, 2012 Report Share Posted January 12, 2012 TORTE Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1730817 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 On 1/12/2012 at 7:54 PM, Babar said: i'm seriously disappointed. I was hoping some kind of story in the vein of the "midnight storm scuba diving sessions". Here are a few hooks to get you started. Why do you call her a tart ? Is she literally a tart ? How did you meet ? how does it feel dating little girls when you're an old senile man ? That sort of things. yeah you kind of missed out, there was a time where I flaunted some dirty laundry in front of watmm because it was all fresh and exciting, but unfortunately I've mellowed and times have changed here too (many of the pics I posted would now get me banned). yeah my gf was a tart (quite literally, tho not the fresh from the bakery kind) but she's now just cuddly and lovable. And when it comes to being a dirty old man, objectively speaking perhaps I am, but the wonderful thing about subjective perception is we rarely see ourselves as disgusting. And hey, even my mom likes my gf, so it's all good. In fact the only thing I often think about and feel bad about is my ex-girlfriend, since she is now over 30 and in China that means she'll probably never get married...she's a great lady so I hope that isn't the case. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1730990 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Did you ever get around to writing a book, Lumpy? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1730995 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 yeah, actually. I shared it with one other watmmer. But then I shelved it before it was complete (was going to be a 2-parter). To be honest, Minecraft kind of killed my book. And also, maybe I've thought better of it. My mom reads way too many books on China, so I think there's a good chance she'd find mine if I published it. And then she'd put 2+2 together, lol. I've missed you takeshi! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1730999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Aww man, you've gotta publish it! You have no idea how much I've lived vicariously through your stories. I've missed you too man! I'm trying to post more when I have the time. The girlfriend and job hunting take up most of my time nowadays. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide takeshi's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1731013 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 (edited) what re you doing over there lumpenprol? Are you in finance? Edited January 13, 2012 by marf Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1731093 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 On 1/13/2012 at 3:37 AM, takeshi said: Aww man, you've gotta publish it! You have no idea how much I've lived vicariously through your stories. I've missed you too man! I'm trying to post more when I have the time. The girlfriend and job hunting take up most of my time nowadays. I'll think about it, I need to revisit my draft one of these days, re-read it with fresh eyes. Good luck on the job hunt! I always thought you were hanging out in ltm or something, and avoiding us common folk On 1/13/2012 at 7:18 AM, marf said: what re you doing over there lumpenprol? Are you in finance? video games Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1731121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Would you be ok with releasing your book on watmm, even if it's just a draft ? I always loved your stories (and this is why I created this thread in the first place). Also what kind of games do you make ? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/71065-21-yr-old-chinese-tarts/page/2/#findComment-1731468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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