Slang words for toilet where you're from.

Most common one is Jakkes (jacks).

Go.

the head

Bog.

Loo.

Toilet.

the dubya cee (W.C. or water closet)

the potty

the restroom

bog

lavvy

shiter

cludgie (auld scots but noone really says it)

Oh my god, cludgie is the best thing ever.

Think I might start using that.

terlit

as an aside, i feel this is a good place to mention the overlap between the philosophy of dogs and men: If you can't fuck it, pee on it. never fails to yield satisfying results.

The Sanctum

the john

schijthuis

het porceleinepaleis

Nickelback

Shaw-cha-liya

shit ditch.

I usually say "I'm going to the bog to do a turd' or "I'm going to the bog to sqeeze out a biggen". I'm so sophisticated lolz.

We call it the crapper.

This in reverence to Thomas Crapper, who no only popularized flush toilets, but invented the floating ballcock.

shitter, can, head, john, little boys' room

sugminkuk

bafroom

i find myself saying WC but dutch pronunciation. so, vaysay.. maybe it'll catch on.

  On 1/13/2012 at 5:53 PM, Promo said:

I usually say "I'm going to the bog to do a turd' or "I'm going to the bog to sqeeze out a biggen". I'm so sophisticated lolz.

that's pretty ridiculous but i hate it more when people (adults, not necessarily parents either) say 'i'm going toilit'.. or 'i need toilit', or 'i need to go toilit', or even worse, 'i need to do toilit' ... what the fuck?

twalet

plee

the throne.

I'm going to piss out of my cock

lokum

Tønden. Translated: the barrel.

  On 1/13/2012 at 6:56 PM, Hasselbalch said:

Tønden. Translated: the barrel.

Barrel, I like that - suggests interesting visuals