Slang words for toilet where you're from.

  On 1/13/2012 at 5:06 PM, scones to die for said:

 

We call it the crapper.

 

This in reverence to Thomas Crapper, who no only popularized flush toilets, but invented the floating ballcock.

I've heard it referred to as the 'Sir Thomas' which I quite like, although he actually wasn't a sir and also didn't invent the flushing toilet as lots of people seem to think

  On 1/13/2012 at 5:46 PM, kokeboka said:

the throne.

this.

Kardashian

shiter, crapper, bog and carsey are my used words.

The Pisser

The Bogs

The Urinal

Gentlemans

The chip wipe n butty

Cuddle my arsehole with a paper mate

Arse makeover

Fuck me this is worrying sweat

The arsehole scienticfic calculator

Should this hurt de-hydrated pick me up piddle

Any of you londoners got some good cockney slang?

  On 1/13/2012 at 8:42 PM, chimera slot mom said:

Any of you londoners got some good cockney slang?

  On 1/13/2012 at 8:31 PM, spratters said:

carsey

xltronic

the ground.

WC

pot

koer

pisine

"I'll be right back, gotta get a load off my mind"

dumpus

the dunny

Scene of Chocolate Hostage Release™

Kazee? Carsey? Don't know how to spell it.

I sometimes say "I go on safari".

Why safari? Safari can be done in Kenya, and Kenya is similar to the word "kenjat", which means "to take a dump" in Serbian language.

Other slang words:

Skret

Srat

Dass

shithouse

bogs

cottage room

glory hole

  On 1/14/2012 at 3:32 AM, Food said:

the dunny

the original 'down under' term

  On 1/14/2012 at 9:10 AM, Godwin Austen said:

Skret

Srat

i like it

  On 1/14/2012 at 3:14 AM, luke viia said:

"I'll be right back, gotta get a load off my mind"

"I'll be right back, gotta drop the kids off at the pool" or "I'll be right back, gotta size up the situation"

scheisshaus

lokus

klo

pissoir

Do, dass driter'n

Femti øre liter'n

the doug e fresh...

As in, 'wheres your doug e fresh blood?'

das boot