What do you carry in your pockets?

Alrighty guys and gals, tell us what you carry with you every day in your pockets/purse/bag.

For me:

w tf ?

keys, ipod, phone, wallet

front pockets: keys, phone, spare change for bus fare in case i can't find my bus pass.

left back pocket: wallet.

right back pocket: nothing, or relevant notes/to-do lists that have been scribbled down in a hurry. used to always have at least one RW Emerson essay in my back right pocket, but the pages started falling apart.

bag: i'm in school, so (1) pad engineering paper, (1) binder for notes, (1) iPad/case/charger, (1) bottle of water, mechanical pencils, calculator, earbuds, 1/8 to 1/8 cord, and about half the time i have my zoom H4 recorder with me to be used as a four-track when i've got spare time and am outside the house, jamming on the iPad or whatever other instruments/noises are around. sometimes use it to record info-dense lectures. also keep a rain jacket in the bag in case of that sudden northwest downpour fuck shit.

forgot to mention the giant demolition nail pullers poking slightly out of my bag (for easy access) that pack a serious fucking wollop to anyone thinking about scooting away with my loot.

a wand.

wallet, phone, keys.

left pocket - keys, phone, sometimes a pen, earphones

right pocket - wallet

currently also have gloves and hat in coat pockets. try and shove a book in somewhere if I can fit it anywhere

tonz o gunz

Nothing... I'm just happy to see you...

Left pocket:

Keys

Right pocket:

Wallet

Right left pocket:

iPhone4S

Bag:

iPhone4S (but only when I've got my bag with me)

Headphones

Perfume x 2

Old paper

Receipts

USB Cables

Sometimes an external hdd

EDIT: Oh, I also try and keep some chewing gum on me...

when i carry my bag i always stuff everything there. i love the feel of having my pockets empty. anyone like me?

  On 1/16/2012 at 12:37 AM, ruiagnelo said:

when i carry my bag i always stuff everything there. i love the feel of having my pockets empty. anyone like me?

pretty much , yeah

  On 1/16/2012 at 12:37 AM, ruiagnelo said:

when i carry my bag i always stuff everything there. i love the feel of having my pockets empty. anyone like me?

I actually haven't had anything in my pockets today. It has been awesome.

dang dude you carry more than me

pocket:

chapstick

purse:

keys

wallet

pepper spray

nook

phone

eyeliner

earbuds

hygiene stuff

bag:

school books (public history, queer history stuff, french workbook [le cahier])

notebooks

pens, pencils, highlighters

usb cables

occasionally laptop + charger

Phone, keys, wallet, and a monkey hand that grants wishes with sinister results.

i always keep a kleenex in my pants pockets

  On 1/16/2012 at 1:39 AM, Jonas said:

at least two socks.

about 50 or so of those eggs from Dinosaur Oatmeal

  On 1/16/2012 at 12:36 AM, Squee said:

Right left pocket:

My pants don't have one of those.

my purse is an all-consuming void that has somehow developed consciousness. it only makes tangible the things that i am not looking for.

my purse's inclination to fuck with me is also directly correlated to how many drugs i have consumed prior to looking for something inside it. mysterious stuff!

left pocket - keys, change, lighter, smokes

right pocket - phone

back left - wallet

5th pocket - weed if i have some

Backpocket: Wallet

Bag: Phone, itouch, headphones, a years worth of old paystubs from my last job that I haven't thrown away yet, about 10 pens, business cards, a bunch of flyers that I made for my freelancing, keys... I can't carry anything in my pant pockets because its uncomfortable and my pants fit snug.

Left pocket: keys

Right pocket: wallet

Am I the only person here who doesn't have a cellphone?