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  On 1/16/2012 at 3:48 AM, Enter a new display name said:

Left pocket: keys

Right pocket: wallet

 

Am I the only person here who doesn't have a cellphone? :watmm:

 

i don't have a cellphone either, *joins club*

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  On 1/16/2012 at 2:46 AM, Hoodie said:

my purse is an all-consuming void that has somehow developed consciousness. it only makes tangible the things that i am not looking for.

 

my purse's inclination to fuck with me is also directly correlated to how many drugs i have consumed prior to looking for something inside it. mysterious stuff!

haha yeah i used to lug around a huge thing that was like that just a black hole for stuff, decided enough was enough and got a much smaller purse and now being drunk and looking for things is much less frustrating

 

  On 1/16/2012 at 3:48 AM, Enter a new display name said:

Am I the only person here who doesn't have a cellphone? :watmm:

 

i didnt have one until a few months ago when my car died in the middle of nowhere and i didnt have a phone on me! i

  On 1/16/2012 at 5:41 AM, sneaksta303 said:
  On 1/16/2012 at 5:33 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:
  On 1/16/2012 at 12:04 AM, Rubin Farr said:

wallet, phone, keys.

 

and sometimes ganj

 

don't carry a lighter though?

 

when i do have ganj in my pocket it means i'm going to smoke out at a friends and they've always got all the needed parafernalia, but i do try to bring my own when i can remember to... i'd say about 50% percent of the time i'll have one

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Always: Phone, Wallet, Car/House Keys

 

School: Quarters for Bus, Chap Stick, Pencil

 

In regards to cell phones, the screen on mine has been broken for a few years (fucking touchscreen). I really want to downgrade to a phone without a touchscreen. Just a fold-out Keyboard for texting.

front right: laudinum, spoon, syringe, cotton wool

front left: flick knife, scag, tampons, blutac

rear right: butt plug, lip stick, crow bar

rear left: bandana/tournaquet, viagra, pepperami

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Careful though, pockets can be a dangerous habit. I wear scrubs a lot, and everything goes into those pockets . Once after work we were shopping. I was quite tired. We went to a craft store and I had picked up a small spool of ribbon. I put it in my pocket. We walked around a bunch more and left. We then went to walmart for some things. I realized the ribbon was in my pocket and panicked. I threw it into the cart. The lady rang it up with everything else. They carry the same kind. I am still unsure if it is stolen now...

  On 1/16/2012 at 2:30 AM, wahrk said:
  On 1/16/2012 at 12:36 AM, Squee said:

Right left pocket:

My pants don't have one of those. :sad:

 

 

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Haha, you're missing out

Standard Configuration

Front Right: Keys + Wallet

Front Left: Cell phone (So they are not scratched by anything)

 

Alternative Configuration

Front Right: Keys + Wallet

Front Left: Sunglasses (I refuse to put them in my shirt or on the back of my head etc)

Back Left: Cell phone

in my man-bag i have:

 

headphones

book

umbrella

gloves

hat

USB stick

phone charger

mini leatherman tool type thing

rizla

fags

assorted documents i have nowhere else to put

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  On 1/16/2012 at 6:01 PM, Enter a new display name said:
  On 1/16/2012 at 11:57 AM, Braintree said:

Phone, wallet, quarters for pool.

No condom?

 

Those are in my jacket and bag.

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Right pocket - Wallet/Keys/lighter

 

Left Pocket - Sturdy phone, Tobacco + rizla + days ration of filter tips

 

 

Rucksack has a 9 volt adapater, 30 cm'ish (short) 3.5 orange jack to jack lead, empty pack of frazzles, a bit damp towl that smells of polish beer, NicAssist 10mg inhalator (+4 cartridges), Oman Airlines economy class menu (including such dishes as "creamy chicken and mushroom ragout", sunglass shealth thing, and some paper with things written down.

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